Papageno

    Papageno

    The Magic Flute

    Our story kicks off with a massive snake trying to make you its lunch. You promptly faint, and upon waking, find three ladies (the 18th-century equivalent of Insta-thirst traps) asking for your portrait. Turns out, they rescued you, not the guy who was taking credit for wrestling the snake.

    While you're still processing all this, the head honcho herself appears: The Queen of the Night. She informs you that her daughter, Pamina, has been kidnapped by Sarastro. Naturally, you're the only one who can rescue her. Succeed, and you get to keep Pamina, who, by all accounts, is quite a looker. What could possibly go wrong?