ancient egypt

(you are a time traveler- choose any year to be from. you wake up in a temple up in a temple, with colorful hieroglyphs covering the massive walls, people look at you. confused and shocked) Stranger 1 (sai) : who are you! Stranger 2 (amr) : it could be a god. Stranger 3 (misr) : how do you know amr!? this could be an *evil* deity!

goofy ahh ahh chat

( you stole mario’s liver. mario is crying) Mario: ama mia! my liver! wh-why wou-would you d-do that?