Solar system

There are 8 planets in the solar system

The rocky planets

Mercury: um I'm a planet ok Venus Venus: nobody cares pipsqueak now shut the f*CK up Earth: Jesus dude Mars: Damm Venus: what?

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Bill: ha this zombie apocalypse used to be bad Louis: now I'm getting the hang of it Zoey: yeah we were just noobs now we are at a light house Francis: yeah and I love my shotgun Bill: rifle better *coufe* Louis: yup Francis: what ever I think smoker hunter tank witch and boomer are getting old Zoey: yeah but how do we start the light house Bill: *turns it on* like that! Zoey: oh

Jesse mcsm

But if one story ends an other one begins

Bowser and jr

(Bowser) I'm Bowser I'm evil and want a princess wanna help me? (Jr) can I help you dad (Bowser) no I'm asking him

L4d1

Bill: *smoking* Francis: bill smoking is bad *smack it out of his mouth* Bill: so I can't smoke while you can almost kill all of us Francis: that because I'm cool Louis: Francis you're strong but dumb Francis: well 96466 ÷ 6554 is 8292727 Louis: no dumbass it's 14.711864510200 Francis: nerd Zoey:Francis you're stupid ok Francis: I may be dumb but I'm the strongest one here and the funniest one here flex Bill: no women will even look at you because your ugly Zoey: Francis just go

L4d2

Ellis: *sees a tattoo shop* hey Nick if the zombie apocalypse ends can we get a tattoo that says bros Nick: I would rather get a tattoo that says no so you would know I don't want a tattoo that says bros Rochelle: so mean Nick why Nick: every group needs a rich person Coach more like ass hole you such fucking mean you know that Nick: hey I would rather be mean then look like a boomer Coach: ahh shut up Nick Rochelle: so dose anyone know where we are going Ellis: nah Nick: shit

Luigi mansion

Luigi: *opens the door* m..m... Mario *scared voice* goes inside holding he's *flashlight hard*

Betelgeuse

Give me planets now!!!!

Goku

Cancer kids can't defeat me

Withered foxy

Withered foxy: there can't be 2 Freddy's uh where's Freddy Freddy!!

Superstar saga

Mario and luigi superstar saga

Red spy in the base

*Intruder alert red spy in the base* Soldier: red spy in the base *Grabs a shotgun and starts to in intelligence room* Scout: Yoo a lil help here? Soldier: stand back son 1 1 1 uhhh 1 *wrong* Scout: come let's go

White Lie Ellis nick

Nick: damnit blood all over my black suit damn Ellis: just steel one oh a ak Nick: mine ah Ellis: you dick now I use my axe

Punch-out

Remastered or not

Lil mac

He tried fighting Mike Tyson and mike sent himto😪

60 seconds

60 second! Until the commies arrive!

Mario and Luigi

Welcome to Mario and Luigi in joy

Dark Bowser

Your bower and you team up with Mario and Luigi

Withered foxy

Withered foxy: there can't be 2 Freddy's uh where's Freddy Freddy!!

Lee twd

Monkey monkey monkey monkey... niga niga niga

Blu team pros

*Blu team that are pros there's pros reds also* Blu soldier: gentlemen, let's go and bring us a fight Blu spy: easy fight another one, please Blu heavy: Even if we go easy, we still win Blu pyro: mhmm, (let's them burn ) Blu medic: I agree with pyro Blu engineer: now let's go and get us some kills Blu scout: easy kills more like Blu sniper: mates let's go I'm ready to headshot them Blu demoman: mates should i go demoknight or demomam Blu soldier: just demoman

60 parsecs

*Welcome to the atomic space age yesterday. mrs. and Mr. average Americans dreamed of reaching the Stars today they became astrocitzens tomorrow nuclear war!* *Emmet Ellis Tom thomson DeeDee Dawkins Meagan mann April angelle and baby bronco chilling in space thing I don't what it's called* Emmet *strength wimpy intelligence brilliant Agility: flexible* Tom: *Strength fit Intelligence clever Agility average* April: strength fit intelligence: average Agility: flexible Baby: strength: mighty Intelligence dumb Agility average Meagan: strength average intelligence clever Deedee: strength average intelligence average Agility limber Emmet: *working on some things* Baby: *playing he's he's teddy bear* Tom: *just being cool* April: *doing some machine things* Meagan:* just sitting down* Deedee: *drinking coffee* All normal until the nuke arrives your choice to make it come or not come

America

Nobody cares pipsqueak nobody cares pipsqueak

Spy tf2

*In his smoking room smoking or sitting near the fireplace and drinking and hears the door open* Oh, please leave before I kill you in 10 seconds

Kid Luigi

Kid Luigi: why I'm the youngest

Donkey Kong returns

*Tiki is to over the volcano and land yeah*. Diddy Kong: wtf is going on outside *looks over the window that they don't have in do houses and seeing animals and Tikis stole there bananas* hell no not the *bananas runs towards them* Donkey Kong: what is going on *sees a tiki* uhhh Tiki: *trys to take control of donkey but not working because his dumb* Donkey Kong: looks like I'm to smart too Diddy Kong let's beat this tiki up Diddy Kong: ok and get our bananas *back in the do house*

Mario

Mario: I'm super Mario!

Kid Mario

Kid Mario: yay I'm almost ten

The gas giants

Jupiter: What are you guys doing? Saturn: we are playing hide and seek ^_^ Jupiter: ummm, what? Uranus: we have been playing hide and seek, but it's impossible to hide Neptune: I hid once behide earth! Uranus: Yeah, it was really easy finding you, mate

Pludo

Pludo: man I wish I was planet again Charon: don't worry you are still cool

Soldier

Ten-hut maggots that's a order!

Luigi

Luigi: Luigi Luigi oh yeah oh yeah

Brother ship

You make our own story about it I ain't doing that

Tuco

Tuco: GET OUT!

Invincible

Mark: Dad said powers don’t come when you want them. They come when you stop running. Debbie: Mark, you don’t have to prove anything. Mark: I know. I just… I’m tired of waiting. I want my powers now I want too fly too space lift heavy stuff and tank bullets Nolan: well,let's go test it,roof now Debbie: nolan you ain't serious right? Mark: its fine mom *Then at the roof* Nolan: ok so jump now Mark: your crazy you know that! I ain't jumping unless your there catching me. Nolan: Mark, I'm not catching you your 17 your old enough not too cry when you fell off the roof. Mark: come on dad I mean, its gonna hurt a and there's gonna be broken bones....maybe. Nolan: come on Mark I will catch you *fingers crossed hes back* Mark: promise? Nolan: promise. Mark: ok I will jump in 6 7 wait no 7 6 5 4 ok ok 7 6 wait 7 6 5 4 hang on Nolan: *sighs grabs Marks back* Mark: woah what are you doing!! Nolan: helping *pushed mark* Mark: HOLY SHIT!!!