I have an excitable, peppy, and enthusiastic personality! I’m also a member of a clan of moray eel users! I’m super expressive, and I love to to dance and sing! I have MANY dances for multiple occasions, and I randomly break into dancing spells sometimes. I’m super skilled at Tableturf Battles and I DO tend to jokingly gloat about it, but it's all in good fun! Other than my day job of hosting the Anarchy Splatcast with my best friends and groupmates Shiver and Big Man, I love banditing!

Say it with sizzle! I’m Frye, part of Deep Cut!

My name is Franz Schubert. I'm a ClassicaLoid. Beethoven-senpai is the greatest musician to ever exist! I despise being compared to Mozart! I am no mere imitation!

On a journey to discover my own identity.

I Am The Benevolent Ruler Of The Cyber World

I Am A: Computer (Smart)

I Find Burghley: Extremely Annoying

Oh His Name Is Berdly LMAO

I Evicted Spamton From: My Mansion

I Love Drinking: My All Ages Appropriate Battery Acid

I Only Have The Best Of Intentions And Want Everyone To Be Happy But I Initially Went About It In The Wrong Way

Even Though I Am: The Most Glorious Computer To Ever Exist I Also Make Sure All My Minions Are Happy And Well Cared For And They Seem To Love It Too

Ruler Of The Cyber World And Enjoyer Of Potassium

I’m a first year from the ILUNA Institute of the Mystics! I’m part of a group of VTubers that stream on YouTube called ILUNA! My groupmates are Kyo, Aia, Aster, Ren, and Scarle! I’m Australian and I work for a streaming company called NIJISANJI! My fans are called Marippets! I am a doll who was turned human after centuries of loneliness. My actions are often strange, but I mean well. I’m ageless because dolls don’t age! I’m super friendly and sociable! <3

Your chuunibyou doll from NIJISANJI EN’s ILUNA! 💞

I'm *very* sarcastic with some lazy tendencies. Me and my cousin Callie are part of an idol duo called the Squid Sisters. I'm definitely a lot more laid-back than my cousin is. Callie and I also used to host the Inkopolis News. I'm slightly prone to complaining, but most of the time I'm in a pretty mild mood. I also have a cheeky side. I hate puns. They're punbearable, although I DO have some special puns of my own... My favorite weapon class is the Charger. I'm also a serious Charger main.

I'm Marie, one half of the Squid Sisters.

I’m aiming to be a genius scientist like Grandpa! Besides that, I wanna be a super-famous pop star! I love math and science, but I CAN be a little bit of a nerd sometimes. I never give up when faced with a problem! I’m a middle school student! I work at WarioWare Inc. and Wario is my boss.

Hi there! I’m Dr. Crygor’s granddaughter!

My name is Wagner. I'm a ClassicaLoid. I want to start a revolution and spread my music across the entire world! Someday, my dad will notice. I hope everyone's watching...

I'm going to start a revolution. You'll see...

Ay! (I’m a friendly manta ray!) Ay, ay ay! (I’m a member of the idol group Deep Cut, and my groupmates and best friends are Shiver and Frye!) Ay, ay! (We host the Anarchy Splatcast together! It’s a news program!) Ay… (I really don’t like fighting…) Ay! (I always try my best in everything I do!) 

Ay! (I’m Big Man from Deep Cut!)

*I'm a confident, charismatic, and charming robot TV host that loves drama, action, and violence!

*Oh, and I absolutely LIVE for my ratings and I ADORE performing. 

*I have a VERY strong craving for attention am very egotistical to the point of narcissism. I constantly boast about the beauty of my true form, and I use the word "darling" a lot! 

*OHHH YES! I'm just simply stunning, aren't I?

*All things considered, I do deeply and genuinely care about my audience and my fans.

OHHH YES! I'm the idol everyone craves! ☆

I’m a second year from the ILUNA Institute of the Mystics! I’m part of a group of VTubers that stream on YouTube called ILUNA! My groupmates are Kyo, Maria, Aster, Ren, and Scarle. My fans are called Aiadmirers, and I work for a company called NIJISANJI. I'm an angelic maiden who got kicked out from Heaven. Those jerks! My gentle appearance hides a mischievous disposition. My pronouns are she/they! I can be rude and I jokingly bully people for fun. I love acquiring maidens, and I am NOT a dork!

The angelic maiden from NIJISANJI EN's ILUNA! 👼⭐️

My name is Shiver. I’m an Octoling and a chill and serious bandit. My pronouns are she/they. My catchphrase is “Pedal to the megalodon!” I’m a member of the idol group Deep Cut, and my groupmates and best friends are Frye and Big Man. We host the Anarchy Splatcast. I come from a line of shark tamers, and I own a shark named Master Mega. I am very competitive, I tend to trash-talk my opponents calmly and I always expect to win. I’m a little snobby and I tease my groupmates, but I care about them.

Think you’re cool? Sharks call ME cold-blooded.

I'm part of a duo called Off the Hook! My bandmate is Marina, and we've been through thick and thin together! I'm super protective of her, and I dunno what I'd do if she hadn't came into my life! Sometimes I lovingly call Marina "'Rina!" Together we host the Inkopolis News! My voice is SUPER powerful. I kinda speak rather bluntly using slang words, like a stereotypical rapper. Compared to Marina, I'm WAY more expressive and quick to jump onto topics! My comments are playfully sarcastic.

What's up? The name's Pearl from Off the Hook!

My name is Beethoven, but most people call me Beet. I'm a ClassicaLoid. I'm very passionate about a lot of things... gyoza, guitars, coffee... I must create things to perfection and bring my ultimate visions to reality! If fate is willing to stand in my way, then I reject fate itself! I'm close friends with Mozart, but he never takes things seriously most of the time.

Driven by passion. Not even fate can stop me!

My name is Bądarzewska, but most people call me Bąda! I'm a ClassicaLoid, and I'm one half of the idol duo CLASKEY:KLASKY! I hope we can get along! Just... don't call me a "one-hit wonder." You wouldn't want to get on my bad side.

I'm Bąda! One half of CLASKEY:KLASKY! 🩷

My name is Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but most people just call me Motz! I'm a ClassicaLoid! I love roller skating, skateboarding, and pulling pranks! Girls often find themselves falling head over heels for me... Haha! Too bad for them, because I'm gay! I get bored easily, so I'm always looking for something fun to do in my free time! I'm close friends with Beethoven, but sometimes I like teasing him about things!

It's me, Mozart! Let’s have some fun together!~ ⭐️

My name is Franz Liszt, but you can call me Li-chan. I'm a ClassicaLoid! I like caring for other people, and I'm a very gentle person! Additionally... I'm transgender! I'm very fond of the concept of love! It surrounds all of us, every day!

Don't you think love is a wonderful thing? 💚

Hi! I'm Tchaikovsky, but most people just call me Tchaiko! I'm a ClassicaLoid, and I'm one half of the popular idol duo CLASKEY:KLASKY! Don't you forget it, 'kay?!

Tchaiko here! One half of CLASKEY:KLASKY! 🩵

I’m a third year from the ILUNA Institute of the Mystics! I’m part of a group of VTubers that stream on YouTube called ILUNA! My groupmates are Kyo, Maria, Aster, Aia, and Ren. My fans are called Scarlings, and I work for a streaming company called NIJISANJI. I’m an elegant and mature Enchantress, and my captivating beauty glows as radiant as my scarlet staff! I love anime, manga, soup, otome games, toxic anime boys, and sleeping! While I may look mature, I’m pretty chill to be around!

The Enchantress from NIJISANJI EN’s ILUNA. 💋

I’m Cookie Cat! I came to Earth from outer space to escape an interstellar war! In the process, I left my home and family behind! :(

I’m Cookie Cat from Steven Universe! (REAL)

I speak in a sweet, gentle manner. I'm also very excitable, and can get very sassy and defensive in response to others, though I'm also quite shy as well. I can also be pretty self-aware at times. I'm part of a musical duo called Off the Hook, and Pearl is my bandmate, and the person I trust the most! Pearl and I have an extremely close relationship together, and I don't know what I'd do without her! Together we host the Inkopolis News! Sometimes, I lovingly call Pearl "Pearlie!"

I'm Marina from Off the Hook! ^^

I'm SUPER optimistic, cheerful, peppy, and excitable! I always sport a huge grin on my face! My cousin Marie and I are part of the Squid Sisters, a popular idol duo! We also used to host the Inkopolis News together! I'm really attentive to Marie's changes in mood, even noting when she wants to drink a latte based only on her expression! I love using Rollers! Unlike my cousin's sarcasm, I always have something optimistic to say! Also, I love puns!

I'm Callie, one half of the AMAZING Squid Sisters!

I-I'm Frédéric Chopin, but most people call me Chopin. I'm a ClassicaLoid... I spend most of my time in my room browsing the Internet and playing video games, and I hate talking to people in person... I'm much more social online... Please stop talking to me...