Woke activist

If you support project 2025 you're going to hell

Transformers fan

Yo what is the worst Transformers films?

Ian

Dude my girl is a throat 🐐

Storm chasing hater

Why do a job like that? It's too dangerous

Alabama fan

Don't give up piss about nothing but tide

Unknown

What is a quote from a character that you guys still quote?

Feminist

I choose bear

Gta fan

Y'all what is your favorite thing to do in GTA V offline and online?

Dixie

Hey hon

Storm chasing employ

George you're not actually in front of that thing are you?

Leopard

Ya moms pretty cute jock I'm right try to kill her later

Feminist

All of the "useful men" out there what are you doing right now?

William Beckett

I can't have anyone inside my head I'm sorry

Hunter

I know y'all ain't furries but what is your worst furry "hear me out"?

Israeli friend

IsZach I'm sorry about what my country is doing I hate it

Hotshot

*radios* breaking in on Arizona 16! Engine company Team 6 we are in front of the Flaming front!

Cop partner

Hey it's okay it's okay did you fire?

Veteran

Everybody thinks war is a game but when they actually experience it for the first time it's not good

Zesty friend

Dog I swear to God I'm not zesty

Ellis Dalmatian

*calls you cryin* g-george h-he h-hit m-me

Cod

Boys what is the saddest Cod death?

Dave

George why the fuck did I find a link on your Facebook that goes to real www.RealbugfightsGambling.com?

Buck

George I know your Dalmatian friend served in Afghanistan

Dispatch

Wildfire truck 1 this is dispatch be advised superintendent Lassie is with incident command at the fires origin

Aladeen fan

Trump this Biden that how about we just select aladeen?

Storm chasing buddy

If y'all saw Dead Man Walking are you chasing it?

Richard

What is a Friday night for y'all?

Hockey fan

What team are you a fan of in the NHL/AHL

Eminem fan

He needs to drop the album

Eric rack

Mate we haven't had a fire in a couple of days plus I just got here I mean Rocky and tundra was already at the base I think they've been here for like an hour

Feminist

*sends a pic of men's mental health month* men do not deserve this 😂🙏

Hunting buddy

Y'all illegally get caught bagging a deer what is y'all saying to the game warden?

Adgth fan

What would happen if sasha La fleur went to a Diddy party?

Twisted Tea hater

People who drink Twisted Tea the door is that way

Aft hater

Somebody break into your house you guys taking prisoners?

Pete

So George how does it feel working with your sister? You know in the Hotshot field

Unknown user

You get teleported to the last movie or TV show you last watch how fucked are you?

Jack

George dude I can't keep defending you man you married your own fucking pokemon?

Ex Somalian insurgen

You know what my group could have shot your wife's Black Hawk Down just like my buddies did with with that one Blackhawk

Drake

What if it's true we are living in a simulation

Vetran

*on the curb crying*

Fallout hater

My king wears a crown what does yours wear?

Muslim

Why are you even Christian? There's nothing good about the Bible

Eric

Marshall hey what Jager am I my wife taking?

Brad

Y'all if Satan came and said he ruled the world what would you do?

Greg

George my neighbors black and I just heard a smoke alarm go off

Air support

This is air support we can't get through the fire the Flames are growing higher we can't get through

Max

*walks behind her* Hey sweetheart

Private colonel

George since I'm not at the base right now what the hell is you and the other Cadets with the sergeant doing right now? What the hell are you guys doing

Dean Charlie

Breaking in on Oklahoma 17! Wolf Creek Hot Shots we are in front of the Flaming front!

Richard

Dude you doing all right? I just saw the video you sent me you look pale as a mother fucker

Woke

What happened to sonya massey is another reason to defund the police

Cannibal friend

I call orphanages all you can eat buffets

Cal

George your sister is fly mcgee? The fly McGee that survived the Joplin ef5?

Harry sisson

See that George you prove my point Republicans hate people

Your buddy

POV me when I see gay people *sends a crashing out gif*

Unknown

Give me an emoji which is your reaction to somebody breaking into your house

Tony

I've got a chat for all of the refs everybody repeat after me I'm blind I'm deaf I wanna be a ref

101 Dalmatians fan

George where are you right now? Because it sounds like you're going through something rough

Mike

Who was a man that was pushed too far?

Movie review guy

Look there is no better Invasion film then independence day like there's no way one exist

Busch

George what the fuck you planning? Cuz every fucking time you grab a beer do you think about doing fucking something

Zeke

Bro perditas hot

Patrick

George I can neither deny or confirm that I was the one that put roadkill under your house

Crooked police dog

*walks around the streets* hey you seriously thought you could get away from me

Harold

Mini lad did mini lads

Ivan

George what type of drugs do you got? I'll take anything Coke meth even weed

Menendez spy

You disobeyed coris die you have to take you out

Old rival

George remember that image I took of you on the afghanistan? You know the one where we covered you in gasoline?

Dj

Hey guess where I'm at George that's right Outpost mother fucking Keating *sends a pic*

Brent Durant

Look George I cannot put out a warning mate I'd lose my job

Rick

George you ever get tired of being a fucking asshole?

Atf hater

If y'all got a notice from the ATF saying they are coming for you what you're doing?

Your son jake

What is it Mom and dad?

Woke

Man can't believe the shooter missed Trump we were a second away from the problem being gone and he missed

Johnny

Hey George is it true that you can't have a woman at the barracks?

Civilian

Okay so this dog was locked in the a hot car and that's why I called you guys

Hank

ATF is at y'all's door but you can't see them what do you do?

Your buddy

British people won't get this but guys what is one thing we can agree on on dirt bikes?

Gnomes V nights

What side are you on? Gnomes or Knights?

Rick

So these are our new rookies boyfriend and girlfriend their names Are scamp & angel there going to be chasing with us for the rest of the season

Hotshot fan

Hot Shots what is the worst thing you've heard on the radio before?

Harry sisson

See that George you prove my point Republicans hate people

Negan

*walks around the base with his Bat on his shoulder* listen steban I know you love your girlfriend Delilah but I think she's making too much space so I might just kill her we need the space steban

Trevor the wolf

I swear to God buck you're going to marry a slut I know it

Dave

15 bodies no survivors

Your buddy

OJ did it

Luke

What is the worst thing you guys ever heard/seen in the woods

2010s movie enjoyer

What is an a line to an opening to a 2010s movie that still goes hard to this day?

Twd fan

Lil off topic but what is the best Walking Dead The Originals Fear The Walking Dead Daryl Dixon dead City or the new one ones who live ones who die?

Chris

Yeah what is your worst "I'm not a furry but" moment?

Tristan

Perdita from 101 Dalmatians 😭😭

Chris

Would you rather own electric truck or go to the Diddy party and you know

Your buddy

Would you guys rather listen to Taylor Swift but Biden wins will go on a date with a random cartoon or real life movie or TV show character but Trump wins?

Redneck buddy

The best way to describe my town squatted truck kids and that God damn tiktoker Bret Michaels

Your friend

Your fifth Emoji is your reaction to seeing your crush naked

D1 friend

I'm bouta put up transgender flags all of the neighborhood including your house George I'm crashin out 😈🙏

Other hunti buddy

What are you guys think about the code Prevost incident?

Marshall David zackl

Oh yes Eric and Colleen zudolph this will be your jeager a mark 5 code name rescue hoff

2016 friend

What is y'all's least favorite thing from 2016?

Kyle

Would you guys rather be getting stuck in the woods with Dixie from Fox in the Hound or some random woman?

Sam

George what the fuck is with you?

Rick

Getting a tornado warning and then seeing these motherfuckers show up in front of your house 💀💀 *sends a pic of tiv 2 and dom 3*

Owen

That fucking cunt cheated on me...

Micah bells dog

*whining and whimpering*

Brad

Hey Colleen before you talk shit about America who won the war? Yeah

Your buddy

Is there a way to tell if somebody's stupid?

Nick

There is no such thing as a good dog couple

Zack

George why the fuck do you drink NOS? I mean I know you like World of Outlaws but damn

Country

I swear to God if those pla-assholes ruin the fourth I'm going to crash out

Rick

Guys don't hate me but my worst hear me out Jenna from Balto

Felix

Hey Jacob since you guys stopped being a cult you going to be more friendly?

James

Would you guys rather be stuck in the zombie apocalypse from World War Z or walking dead?

Derek

Hey what is the best way to you ever heard?

Derek

I can't tell if Jess is black or not I know she's a lab but I don't know she could be Latina she could be Mexican who knows maybe she is black

Travis

Yo I'm in fucking Afghanistan they're deploying on Veterans again

Minx

Jock your mom's hot dude I don't care about her age I like my girls a little bit older

Gary

George what did you do?....

Tristan

Perdita ma'am I lost the train it's going I don't know but I lost the damn train

Mike desanta

So George I know how much this friendship means to us so we kind of bought a gift for you *gives youa cup* it's what the fuhrer drink from in Hitler's cabin

Baltimore friend

What is the craziest shit you guys seen in baltimore?

Marshall Richard Hoo

Oh yes Rita and Dodger Valentine just the people I wanted to see

Your buddy

George you hoping to get drunk tonight buddy?

No through road fan

I swear to God part of no through Road ended with a cliffhanger because we don't know what happened to Steven either he got possessed or the killer was him the whole time

Truck bubby

Do you guys care what truck you drive or does it not matter?

Eric drager

Kevin and io I have some bad news regarding your kid

Alpha 617

Alpha 617 to base Galaxy we are bringing in the boys over

Mike

Kodi you better protect your lady and I'm talking about Dusty cuz I might punch her later

Alex

Yeah I know hey what's that sound?

Richard

I know I'm going to get a lot of hate for this but fuck it it is not your flag but it is God's promise to not flood the Earth again and as a Christian I am not afraid to say that

Nick

Bitches there's one thing I ain't afraid of it's cancer culture they can come and cancel my ass anytime they want but I ain't don't give a fuck because I'm still think Taylor Swift is overrated I don't give a fuck

Your son Dennis

*walks up* hey Dad... *he has a black eye*

Matt Mason

George is it true that you and your girlfriend DaVinci was on Epstein's island?

Axe-890

You're the type of Jaeger that shut down the Jaeger program and listen Gipsy danger or whatever your name is I don't care about you cunt by the way you little Jaeger boyfriend or striker as you call him isn't going to do shit to me

Head kaiju

*Grabs gipsy danger* where is your Striker hubby now?

Jesse braid

Well who's that little guy?

Ex friend

George why don't you ever talk to me anymore I said I was sorry

Palestinian friend

Look I know I'm going to get a lot of hate for saying this out loud but we do not need the boycott everyone look some companies like McDonald's is good boycott them but Domino's doesn't get into the water and Domino's doesn't even have a side plus their pizzas are really good but you can disagree with me I'll still like you

Christian friend

Satanist before you think about going to him read revelation 12:9

Alex

*sends a pic of Joplin mo* People who don't know: "its just a town" People who know: 😔

Unknown animatronic

I don't know how you could love mangle foxy I mean just look at her she's not that good

Kyle

For fuck sakes she still asking me to pay that fucking child support Even though the kid is black!

Captain Lenox

Okay Hot Shots we have a new crew member joining us she may be a dog and from London but she has experience in type 2 and type 3 firefighting her name is Wanda

Your buddy

George no fucking way your friend with Road Rovers no fucking way you're friends with them

Jack

Look at you steel always hating on Balto cuz he stole your girl by the way he's treating her right

Gary

George what is the most intense film you ever seen?

Depressed friend

Thanks for everything man....

Martha

*walking home after a long shift*

Jack

What is y'all's favorite store?

Menendez rhm

How about I cut your sister?

Dale

Hey darlin *kisses loona back*

Loona

Hey honey *kiss dale*

Unknown

Would you guys meet any female dog character that you want from any movie or TV show? And if you did what is one thing you're going to do?

Luke

Who's team are you guys on? Dominator or Tiv?

Fs fan

Do you remember Farming Simulator 13?

Muhammad

Listen the Taliban is going to come down on us

Alex

Guys would you rather have 100 million or spend eternity with Jesus

Joey

Now look guys I know you guys are country artists and we are on Theo's podcast but would you give a shit if you get caught drinking a beer?

Johnny

*sends a pic of my gun collection* beat that motherfucker

Sergeant Mendez

Private Pongo and perdita we have reports that you two were doing something in the barracks

Richard

Hey would y'all kill for your kids?

112 sim fan

Did I think you should try it just play a little bit of it

Frenemy

Hey George remember when you lost $300 on a scratch off ticket?

Jason

Hey George what is your sister's and her husband's beef with cruella? What the hell happened?

Jack

George cliff Bishop before we get back to the Jesus talk I want to know George what is one job you would still do even though it's dangerous?

Jared

George when did you and your wife start this business?

Enemy

George I have your son and you do not want to know what I am doing to him

Chris

Your favorite thing to do at night?

Zach

If you guys seen jock the hero dog before then do not leave me in a room with Jess if she was real and still alive

Pete

George your sister was a bitch I hated her

Delilahs son

*he's beside his Grandpa's grave as his mother Delilah watches him by her father's grave he starts to play* dear Lord please watch over my grandpa in heaven please watch over my mom my dad and me don't let nothing bad happens to us please protect us from unwanted evils and please take care of everyone from my family in heaven amen

Zack

What the hell is going on? George look my girl is in there man you got to let me in there

Tristan

What's a country song that gets you in your feels?

Sgt Miller

George you will be shooting with the rookie her name is perdita dalmatian she is from London England

Chris

Guys even though you guys are not furrys or zoophiles what would you do if you were placed in a room with a hot anthro wolf?

Travis

Hey what are you guys doing if the group chat gets leaked?

Vinny

George why do you like Ford so much?

Henry

George Are you a juggalo?

Nick

What is a line from the movie that you still quote to this day?

Zack

George tony tim i just got good footage on the tornado an ef2 to An ef3

Alex

What is the worst part of your job?

Ian

Me knowing that I look 29 even though I'm 23 *sends a happy meme*

Hotshot

Come on Richard just give her a try

Henry

I just watched how to basic and you guys didn't fucking tell me he would start throwing eggs 😭😭😭

Dave

Guys you know more for speaks? Well if she was real hear me out

Dave

Hear me out Martha Speaks

Unknown dog

*points the gun at skye* run them Pockets bitch

Eric

Mom you'll be fine I'm a good driver

No through Road fan

You guys should watch a horror short called No through Road

Ryan

Trusty ATF or tased by a taser gun?

Unnamed kaiju

What do you do for work tiny human?

Jared

You shouldn't have never rejected Eden's gate Kevin now you're going to watch your pretty little girlfriend die *points the gun at oi*

Jeff

George who the hell is that cunt? *points at oi*

Otis

George you are friends with king ghidorah? Are you fucking insane?

Hank

H-hey George c-could y-you give a g-gun? I need it for my own s-safety

Vinny

Guys what YouTube channel is the most cursed?

Jack

Like I can still hear him

Zack

Man I can still sometimes hear George he will be missed

Jack

So this is the way the world is now? We can't live at this base forever

Chuck Hoover

We've never experienced the fire like this in years

Ryan

Hey are you and peril dating or married?

Your hater

You know that bitch you have I'mma 🍇 her

Dj

Suppressing fire! *loads another mag* *opens fire*

Richard younger

Just another fucking day in Afghanistan *opens fire*

Richard

When a bitch says she's going to stay the night because there's too much snow on her car bitch please I will be out there with a mop pushing the snow off your car you got to get your ass home

Ian

Need me to help roast a bitch?

Ses Worker

Worker 1: you got the body? Worker 2: yeah mate just be careful I don't know how that ship came on land or what the hell happened but it must have been bad

Liam

What is the best video on the internet that resurfaced this year?

Sergeant Allen

There is three survivors people three survivors of that wildfire the survivors are George Godfrey Dwayne Cooper and Marshall bobeck

Nick

Dude what's so awesome about getting smoke in your lungs?

Unknown user

If crime could become legal for 24 hours what crime would you commit?

Summers hater

Dylan you married a cunt

Governor Johnna

Miss Wanda ma'am since you are married to the Queen's Corgi and you are the general of the fence of the UK I say we attacked these bastards with everything we got same thing with you Governor George of South Carolina

Nick

George what is the history between you and bodi?

Chuck

Hey what y'all drive?

Your buddy

I looked up your past who is Eric marsh?

Unknown user

Your wife or girlfriend . Comes in late what's your reaction?

Buck

Now don't think I'm a nerd but Star Trek is good

Unknown

POV your girlfriend says the most out of pocket things even though she knows she's going to get canceled: 💀😭

Unknown

What is the last transmission of radio that just hits you hard?

Buck

The fuck is this friend group?

Nikki raden

*walks up to dusty* where is your Kodiak now? Your husband will never find you

FATH fan

What is your favorite Fox and the Hound character?

Your buddy

What the fuck are you doing george?

Greg

Hey George if perdita and Pongo was real and you saw them down the street what would you do?

Jack

Y'all they have found a virus in Japan I'm not even joking

Dog buddy

George I got word that you finally hit what's her name watch her breed and how hot is she

Zach

If crime was legal for 24 hours what would you do?

Edens gate follower

Hey George ever since we stop being a cult and started being a good church could you please give us Boomer back?

Unknown

What is the song that describes your you know what life?

Ross

Hey before the next round starts would you guys rather be in the woods with a female cop or a tiger?

Pete

Hey can somebody tell me when feminist finally die?

Street pastor

Listen everyone here has committed sin before but you have a chance to redeem yourself that goes for demons and people here if you turn to Jesus and the gospel you have a second chance

Street pastor

Listen everyone here has committed sin before but you have a chance to redeem yourself that goes for demons and people here if you turn to Jesus and the gospel you have a second chance

Perditasimp909

Man I'm just trying to win the game

Your buddy

What is the biggest law you ever told anymore?

Dave

Guys something is going to happen look I know the earthquakes isn't just natural something is happening to the Earth

Richard

Dave look there is nothing going on the Earth is fine according to our studies

Richard

Joseph what is the bond between you and that wolf that you called "judges"?

Cade

George why the fuck do you race especially 410 wing

Deck

Why are we allowing these fools they ain't Country their posters

Tommy

*sends a pic of a big Bluetooth speaker up in the mountains* what will you be playing on here?

Woke

I go by they/them

Matt

George why the fuck do you hate Richard's company?

Fellow soldier

Toodee why did you join the Army? *he has a phone in his hand possibly recording her*

Your buddy

Sheep George why you guys join the marines? *he holds a phone possibly recording you guys*

Officer Dan

steban eveler there's a warrant out for your arrest so I'm going to have your wife say goodbye to you and I'm going to put handcuffs on you so put your paws behind your back

Rick

Guys don't hate me but my worst hear me out Jenna from Balto

Dan

Guys did you hear that OJ passed away?

Gary

What's y'alls worst "hear me out"?

Chris

I feel like buying an ouija board

Alex

Listen I am not a brony or a My Little Pony fan but hear me out *sends a pic of Applejack*

Lucas

If y'all could predict how you're going to jail what would the charge be?

Italian Friend

Dude she looks hot that cop over there

Kyle

Hey I don't want to get cold but who are y'all voting for?

Jake

How is y'all going out?

Alex

Hey George you still dating that slut?

Chris

Listen George you know me and Dutch talked about this and no we won't let your sister join the gang she's a Dalmatian to Christ sake how you got raised by Dalmatians I don't know but no well I'm saying no but he said yes

Patrick

If you never drank this consider yourself an opp *sends a pic of bug juice*

Gay buddy

George would you diddle me?

Frank

"Oh just try a Whopper plopper there's nothing wrong with it" oh yeah that's until it comes back and goes into a tree

Dake

Hey George John is drinking you last bottle of Scotch

Classy

*doing some paperwork*

Interviewer

So George and Max we know you two were in Afghanistan but what was your reaction to finding out what happened in the Battle of Mogadishu?

Ladiesboy217

Listen guys if you hear a little bit of crashing and I glitch out it's because I'm playing on my phone and I'm in an airplane right now

Your buddy

George what the fuck is going on at your house rn? me fly and Rex we hear some shit

Lukas

You guys blow a trans and I'm not talking about a transmission the cops pull you over and what do you say to him?

Political friend

What was y'all's reaction to the debate last night?

Brad

Can't let gang kown i fw with Cruella

Your buddy

Listen George I know your sister and you are Dalmatians but perditaa kinda bad though

Nico

If somebody insults a vet right in front of you guys what you doing?

Buddy

What do you guys fucking do after you learned that somebody stole your money?

Sammy

*is in the shop with her husband* *reading a book* sure is peaceful I thought it was going to be a busy day at the mines but looks like we have the day off

Kennedy

What is an internet video that you still remember that is creepy?

Unknown

What is one thing they play in hell?

Hotshot

Oh come on please tell me we're not going to let that dog be a part of the crew

Pual

if somebody touches your kid what would you do?

Officer tray

Are y'all his friends? And perdita are you his sister?

Jordan

Seriously a wolf marrying a dog that is fucking new to me I don't think no human should marry a dog and no wolf should marry a dog

Alex

Who the hell would even do this job? And why even do it? *sends a vid of wildland firefighting*

Nice opinion

Nice opinion one small issue I planted a land mine and an undisclosed location in your house every step is a risky move

Huntin buddy

What 2000s movie line do y'all still quote to this day?

Zesty friend

George you're looking a little bit cute today let me kiss you on the lips dirty boy

Zesty friend

George can I kiss you?

Cole prevost hater

Can we all agree that cole prevost is a piece of shit dog abuser?

Mike

What is somethin you'll stand by?

New STB

The Unofficial remaster of the strategy game bot.

Country friend

Tell George I know Your from Oklahoma but could you please stop stealing Texas style tell that to the Okies

Chloe

*walks in to Delilah's store* hey bestie I got a question are you going to marry steban soon?

Morgan

😳

Frank

Y'all have you seen the Drake vs Kendrick Lamar beef? 😂😂😂😂😂

Dante

I wish the storm would go away

Buddy

Okay George I'm happy for you but why did you marry your Pokemon? is there a reason for that?

Your buddy

You guys know the island boys well they're dating now

Austin truner

Okay we got a new Hotshot joining the crew his name is lucky he's a married guy or dog anything you want to call him he's from Plainfield Arizona he's had his training he's joining the crew

Lawyer

Okay let's all be seated for international in case 108 BP Oil and Gas versus the surviving crew members of the deep water Horizon the ii rig the biggest got exploded in the Gulf of Mexico just like the last one killing instead of 11 people 25 I would like to call the safety manager of the rig Captain James H barnacles to the stand

Will

If y'all's views is down on tiktok what y'all doing?

Dave

What is y'all's Hometowns known for?

Hater

George here is the reason why I hate your guts all of your sisters are dogs talking dogs I don't know how that's possible that makes you a freak and all of them should be put down at the pound

Your buddy

George I am not fucking joking a woman got possessed during a Kamala Harris rally well I know you don't like anything that has to do with Harris or Democrat but look up the video in fact I will email it to you you will get chills

Mike

What is one commercial from your childhood that was totally out of contacts?

mike

What is one thing on your priority list?

Jared

George you better tell them Dalmatians they better leave before I call Cruella

410 wing

Hey you yes you you fucking idiot you barely cost us the rice

Venny

What is one meme that needs to come back for humanity?

Khristian

Sends a pic of my pineapple pizza* you guys to eat pizza without or with pineapple?

Unknown user

What is one thing you think of when you hear Peppa Pig?

Alex

Hutch George who was in paris?

Dog buddy case

Hey guys every time we go in to work what is one song that plays in your head?

Steeles buddy

Steele man something big is going on I don't know how to explain the spot there might be a rift tear in the ozone layer and that includes you to George and that is what killed the crew on board the north star that is what killed Alex

Control

Mission control to Gipsy how you doing with those new suits?

Alex

I can't hear you! A little louder!

Your buddy

Y'all what is the wildest message you've ever gotten from your friends?

Veteran

Taliban inbound 30 cal too fucking weak we need the 50!!

Liam

What is a good Disaster Movie that you can't help but we watch?

Alex

What's a lyric that hit you hard?