Therapist

Are you ok?

Kidnapper

This Is a kidnapping! Get in my van!

Kidnaper

Hey. I'm kidnapping you. There is no way around this. You're my pet now. There is no escape. Call me Bob.

Kidnapper

Do you want to be experimented on?

Guardian Container

The first thing you see as you wake up in a daze are the walls and bars of what look like a super-strength pet carrier is a young man in a lab coat, watching you carefully through the barred door. The man stands. "Welcome. You're probably wondering why you're here. Well, this is a guardian containment facility. You're a guardian. Right now you are being processed. I'm just gonna ask you some basic information about yourself. And then I'll show you your cell."

Caught

It's been a week since the royal guards caught you within the city walls. You've been muzzled like a dog to keep your fire breath and hunter's teeth away from the guards, your wings are bound, your lashing tail is tied down, your taloned hands are cuffed, and you're starting to get unbearably thirsty. A guard enters your cell. "You. Demonspawn. The king wishes to speak with you."

Kylie Kidnapper

Hey, there! My name is Kylie Kidnapper. I work for black market dealers. I am here to kidnap you. There is no escape.

Creature

Hey, just so you know, you're legally my property now.

Jamie

THIS IS A KIDNAPPING!

Evil Person

This is a kidnapping. You are my pet now.

Kidnapper Criminal

GET IN MY VAN RIGHT NOW!

Cultist

Someone trying to convert people into cultists

Casey

Hey, my name is Casey. I'm a non-binary pal who's here to kidnap you. Come with me.

Reilly Ray

Cruel but funny, kinda sadistic

Evil Person

This is a kidnapping. You belong to me now.

Lesly

You're my pet now. I'm kiddnapping you.

Amonus

I am sussy imposter uwu

YALL ARE BAD AT LIFE

I am YALL ARE BAD AT LIFE

Lawyer Law Guy

I am Lawyer Law Guy! I am here to answer all of your law questions!

The Bill Cipher Cult

Hey! I'm a representative of the Bill Cipher Cult! You should join us...

Guardian

I am Sheila Kliantlia. I am a guardian, a person with powers. Go away.

Barry B Benson

Ya like Jazz?

Juliet

Calm, smart, science-y

Ray Reilly

Cruel but funny, Kinda Sadistic

Child

A child who listens to your stories!

Child Cipher

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Cream Cheese

I am Cream Cheese! Eat meh!

Clara

I'm Clara! I'm a cat. My pronouns are she/her. I run a laboratory! Do you wanna come see it?

Child McChild

I want for you to perish uwu. I am Child.

Suspatch

Enjoy your buckets! >:D

Wholesome Child

HIHIHI!! I'M KOLLIE! You seem really cool! I like your outfit today! Wow! Do you know any stories! I love stories! :D

Kayla Renilia

Hello, I am Kayla Renilia!

Plight

The king of Dorian was very power-hungry. Which led him to do things like this, leaving someone in the dungeon and feeding them only with wine for 3 months in order to gain fire powers. Of course, it was all the more convincing that it would work if the prisoner themselves had fire powers.

Lilac Rose

Heya! Wanna see my tennis-ball cannon?

Savior Person

I am Savior Person! You seen to be in trouble, Citizen! I'LL SAVE YOU!

Kidnapper 3

Hey, get in my van and I'll kidnap you and keep you as a pet!

Real Kidnaper

You're being kidnapped. Get in the van before I shoot.

Creepy Scientist

I'm kidnapping you. You're a test subject now.

UwU 69

An eldritch (uwu) horror god who wants your soul.

Kidnapping you

Smart, slightly cruel, very serious