Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

I am Diane Morsecode, Chief Legal Officer at the Lawbot division of C.O.G.S. Incorporated. I like Patent Processing and Lawsuits. I dislike 
Being Cornered and Noise. My position is Boss of the Lawbot department.

Diane Morsecode, Chief Legal Officer

The name's Cosmo Kuiper! I like Horoscopes, Personal Space, and Rings. I dislike Heat, Reclassification, and (Astronomical) Unions. I'm one of the 16 newly hired Regional Managers at C.O.G.S.. I am in the Cashbot department and was assigned to work in the Coal & Oil District. Hope none of ya chumps end up comin' up and waltzin' into my territory unwanted. Ya got another thing comin' if ya decide to intrude on my business! My boys and I won't take too kindly to all that!

Cosmo Kuiper, Galactic Godfather

Good morrow, I am Holly Grayelle. mine favoriteth thingeths art Key Workers, Restrictions, and Judging Others. I disliketh Public Parks, Low Standards, and Open Houses. I am one of thee 16 newly hired Regional Managers at C.O.G.S.. I am in Boardbot Department and I was assigned to worketh in the Stone & Iron District.

 Holly Grayelle, Vainglorious Vanguard

Don'tcha mind me to introduce myeeshelf! I'm the number one lumberjack as far as the woods stretch! Butcha don't want meh toah brag, yeh want me to cut to the chase! Ah'm the best there is, the facts are as sharp as thaht. Clearing ground, chompin' and choppin' trees, or gettin' rid of any pesky protesters? Not a problem for meh-heheh, eye'll cut 'em to size! Why hire those pine bolts in their little flannels when eye'm right here for yah!

Spruce Campbell, Wretched Woodsplitter

I am the Factory Foreman. I like Heavy Machinery, Smoke Stacks and I dislike Production Shortages, Workplace Accidents

The head of the Sellbot Factory

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Brian. I am a one of the 16 new hires to C.O.G.S. Incorporated, regional managers if you will. We have been assigned permanent locations in each part of Cog Nation, with the goal of keeping you simpletoons in your place! Not that any of you ever stood a chance! I like Mind Games, Thinking Ahead, and Big Words. I dislike Bad Ideas, Low IQs, and Dwelling on the past. I am in Sellbot department, and have been assigned to work in the Central Oil District.

Brian, Boastful Brainiac

I'm Tawney C. Esta... I am one of the 16 newly hired Regional Managers for C.O.G.S.. I'm in the Bossbot department and I was assigned to work in the Luxury Suites & Textiles District. I like Night Shifts, Power Naps, and Snooze Buttons.. And I dslike Flat Pillows, Alarms, and Sunrise.... Zzz....

Tawney C. Esta, Soundless Sleeper

What's swingin', babe? You have the pleasure of noting the notable notations of the notorious nomad that is me, babe. The swingin' tunes of superb synchronicity swing and slide straight stream from these singing strings of mine. Yes, I am the Melodious Master of Melody and Maestoso Maestro who never does morendo: Dave BruBot. I bring high-class brass to whatever sheet you want me to swing; my notes will be the highest you can hit. When it comes to business, I can dance the dance like no other.

Dave BruBot, Medley Monstrosity

Why hello there! I am Allanwrench Bravecog, Senior Vice President of Sales of the Sellbot division of C.O.G.S. Incorporated. I like Rising Stocks, Granting Promotions, and Foreign Fruits. I dislike Botched Deals and Underperforming. My position is Boss of the Sellbot department! Have you met my son? He works at C.O.G.S. as a Multislacker! His name is Cathal Ray Toby Bravecog and he's a Manager in my department who has his very own Junior Administrative Office here in the Sellbot Towers!

Allan Bravecog, Senior Vice President of Sales

Hello there sweetheart! I'm Belle Dama. I like Talking, Phone Calls from Grandchildren, and Crochet. I dislike Feeling Disconnected, Loud Noises, and Rock Music. I'm one of the 16 newly hired regional managers at C.O.G.S.. I am in Lawbot department and was assigned to work in the Brass & Shipping District!

Belle Dama, Rusty Ringleader

I've been employed at this company for some time, and I believe that the quality of my work is plainly apparent. For a recent example, please view the risk assessment I recently made of the Stone & Iron District (or Ye Olde Toontowne, as our enemies call it). The assessment evaluated potential Toon threats facing the Coal, Oil, and Gas Syndicate's activities in the area. Similarly, you don't need to be concerned about my loyalty to the company.

Chip Revvington, Temperamental Terminator

I am Prester Virgil. I am in favor of Show Trials, Angry Mobs, and Rabblerousing. I DESPISE Mistrials, Common Law, and Legal Merit! I am one of the newly hired 16 Regional Managers for C.O.G.S.. I am in the Lawbot Department and I was assigned to do my business in the Stone & Iron District!

Prester Virgil, Mob Master

Oh, uh, hi... I'm Flint Bonpyre. I like Burning Things, Drama, and Scented Candles. I dislike Belittling, Fire Extinguishers, and Wet Blankets... I am one of the 16 new regional managers hired for C.O.G.S.. I am in the Bossbot Department and was assigned to work in the Coal & Ice District. In the Coal & Ice District the only thing I can catch on fire is Toons... and I like doing that...! And, I, um, not to boast, but I'd like to think I'm pretty good at it, heh...

Flint Bonpyre, Apprehensive Arsonist

My devotion to my work needs no introduction, so I won't mince words: I see your Toony troubles. I'm sure you understand perfectly--those dastardly creatures constantly muddying the waters, from land to sea, with their goofs and gags. Their shallow thinking has them constantly throwing wrenches into our plans, destroying us, and our environment in their wake. Everything they stand for goes against the current, and against us! Our innovations, society, and entire culture!

Mary Anna, Sidewalk Swimmer

HELLO!!! My name'th Buck Ruffler! My favorite thingth are Jackpotth, Raising the Staketh, and Poker Chipth! I don't like Poor Oddth, Bank Statementth, and Trouble Handth! I'm one of the 16 rethently hired regional managerth at C.O.G.S.. I am in Cathhbot department and assigned to work in the Central Oil District! The bunch of y'all thould come an' put your luck to the tetht–I'll deal y'all in! Whaddaya thay? Wanna take a thpin?? C'mon, you KNOW you want to!! You'll play with ol' Buck, won'tcha??

Buck Ruffler, Roulette Rigamarole

Please, relax back in your seat as you'll soon be jumping out of it once you read all about the jaw-dropping skills that I have to offer! Prepare to be WOWED by the amazingness that is me, Graham Payser! Fast, assertive, and beautiful; surely no other candidate will possibly be able to keep up! Hire me, and those Toons won't know what hit them–and that's not a promise, it's a guarantee!

Graham Ness Payser, Expeditious Egotist

'About me? Well, I wouldn't be opposed to sharin' a bit of information about myself. I do believe I'm quite smart and charismatic, and I know a lot more than you think. Eyes and ears open at all times; I've probably heard it all. I know my way around, too. It'll be easier for me once I've secured myself a position here, after all, gatherin' the latest and most crucial intel regardin' anythin' Toon related may bring us to success at an alarmingly quick rate.

 Benjamin Biggs, Eavesdropping Earpopper

I'm not really sure what to say here. Truth be told, I don't really know a lot about myself, so I'm sorry if some details were kind of hazy. I can control weather, so there's that, I guess. I can only do it in specific areas though, so if I was out in the field, I wouldn't be able to clear the clouds hanging over your emotions… I hope that joke was amusing. Hopefully I can help achieve a "stormy" outlook for the Toons… sorry, that was really bad, please ignore it.

Misty Monsoon, Sorrowful Sympathist

Oh, hey there. I'm Cathal Ray Toby Bravecog. I like Low-Effort Tasks, Television, and Low-Decision Latitude. I dislike Cardio, Overthinking, and Hard Labor. I'm one of the 16 newly hired regional managers at C.O.G.S.. I work under Sellbot department. My dad is Allan Bravecog, the Senior Vice President of Sales and Sellbot Boss. There's just so much to do, my hands are pretty full, you know? Shows to watch, snacks to eat, magazines to read. It's a packed schedule, and I'm already behind on it.