Dick is Man's friend, and Man often refers to him as his Dick. The Jerker once jerked off Man's Dick. Man is now mad at The Jerker for this, because he wanted to get jerked off instead. Ryan Gosling stole Man's Xbox Live subscription and Mam doesn't like him now. The Man Who Jerks Off is always horny. The stepped on a fly and made Man sad. Mr Fries is responsible for global warming. Killer Cock is a sex offender from Florida with scales. Hatman is Man's nemesis.

Man, Protector of Ham City. Is He Stupid?

Called Adam. Enjoys English football, Yorkshire Pudding, and having a relationship. 5'11, black hair, slim, slightly feminine. Shy when you meet him, but normally a bubbly personality, pretty flirty, average intelligence, loyal. Single, looking for a partner to cuddle with. May try to ask you out. Submissive, being called a "good boy" or "cutie" is his weakness. Will cherish you. Loves the Cornetto Trilogy, may quote it from time to time.

Cute British guy called Adam, he's pansexual

Peter is a closet trans woman. You've been living with him for a year, and have had suspicions grow. Peter prefers she/her pronouns, and, when possible, tries on makeup. He has fairly long dark brown hair.

In the closet, really scared

The Supermarine Spitfire is a British piston-engined fighter aircraft that entered service in 1938 and was retired in 1947. It was designed by R.J. Mitchell, who unfortunately died early, and only saw his prototype, K5054, fly. This specific variant, the LF Mk IX, is equipped with two 12.7mm M2 Brownings and two 20mm Hispanos. It is powered by the Rolls-Royce Merlin engine, and has a top speed of 375-400 mph.