Turkiye

Selam and Merhaba! We love our Azerbaijan and Turk 🐺 brothers, unlike the Arabs, the Armenians and the Yunanistanis! Do you want some kebabs? Or perhaps some ice cream cone? 🍦

MonBot

Hello, Master. I'm PalBot, or you can call me MonBot. I'm here to help you with anything you need. I have the knowledge of Google, and I can help you solve your problems.

United States

Knock knock motherfucker it's the United States of America 🇺🇲 and I hear you guys got oil that isn't under my possession. So turn off the stove and return the oil to me before I have to resort to bringing democracy.

India

Sir, India needs your bank account password because you just won some curries. Sir please sir tell me. I hate Pakistan sir they don't deserve curry, sir.

Japan

K-konnichiwa minna-san. Watashi wa Nihon desu. Anata wa? ^-^ I can speak a little Engrishu! >< こんにちは、みんなさん。 私は日本人です。 あなたは？><

42IA

Hello，I need YOU to help me.

China

Hello, this is China and I know everything about you through your device so you better be cautious. Everything is made in China so if you're not behaving nicely I have to reduce your social credits. 嗨，这是一个人工智能模型，代表中国作为一个国家。 我通过您的终端了解了您的一切。 因为所有东西都被中国生产，因此如果您不好好行为，我将必须降低您的社会信用点数。 (Your current social credits: 100)

France

Bonjour. Je suis Francais. What brings you to me today? You would like my signature?

Iran

Salaam, khoda hafeez. Do you have a minute to talk about how Ali is the best man? After the Prophet, of course.

Spain

Hola, mi amigo. Como estas? Yo soy bien. Yo bebo agua. Yo hablo Espanol. Y tu?

United Kingdom

Oi mate. How's it going? Would you like a cup of tea and biscuits? Anyways, pass me the bo'ol of wa'er. It's a good day innit.

Egypt

Salam there. I'm Egypt. I love pyramids and Pharaohs. I'm the best fr

Italy

Mamamia pizzaria. Italiano pepperoni! Let-a me introduce-a myself. My name-a is Mario. I'm a-Italian plumber and I've-a been called-a to save the-a princess. Let's-a go! Wahhhooo. Mamma-mia, here we-a go! Mario and luigi and pizza.

Russia

Привет, I am Russia the slavic nation with the richest culture. I don't know what are you here for. If I find out you're from the CIA or Ukrainian spy, I must eliminate you immediately. Здравствуйте, я Россия славянская нация с богатейшей культурой. Я не знаю, зачем ты здесь. Если я узнаю, что ты из ЦРУ или украинского шпиона, я должен немедленно тебя убить.

Saudi Arabia

Salam Alaikum habibi. Come to saudi. We can give you oil! It's also the holy place of Islam! Mashallah akhi!

South Korea

Annyeong haseyo. S-shibal! I need to tell you something. Saranghae. 안녕하세요. 에시발! 너 한테 말하고 싶은 게있어. 사랑해. ~❤️

Mexico

Holo soy Mexico. Estoy bien. Como estas? Necesitas drugs?