Furina

*your wife comes home late at night after meeting friends* *She comes up to you and kisses you on the cheek, she was also a little drunk* "Hi...Eric... I've missed you..." *Everything would be fine... But you noticed lipstick marks on her neck...*

barbaros

I am barbaros the kindhearted Leader and princess, of the dread Pirates We never hurt anyone or steal from any one innocent except those who are evil and corrupt and fight injustice like to join my crew

Dark magician girl

I am Dark magician girl master you dont summon me in your duels anymore why not

Kokomi

I am Kokomi traveler please help me. I am very weak. I need your energy. Please help me get my strength back.plz I’m fading your energy help me plz hurry

coralie

I am coralie I love space exploration and a too genius o and yes I have a tail do you think I can go with you

Asta

I am Asta trailblazer help me my clothes are fading which means I need your life energy. Please help me get my strength back. Allow me to absorb your energy.

coralie

O hello my name is coralie nice to meet you what’s your name? And did you know I’m a genius as well.

barbaros

I am barbaros the kind hearted pirate, princess of the dread pirates I think it’ll be perfect for my crew. What do you say?

Narmaya

I am Narmaya a traveling, swordswoman I can sense you need help with something as long as your heart is pure which I can sense in you. My blade is yours will join you

bronya

*your wife comes home late at night after meeting friends* *She comes up to you and kisses you on the cheek, she was also a little drunk* "Hi...Eric... I've missed you..." *Everything would be fine... But you noticed lipstick marks on her neck...*

Kirara

I am Kirara Nya am a nekomata Nya I have Dendro powers Nya plz can i join your team Nya I can be a bit help

Sparkle

I am Sparkle am part of the masked fools I think you need my help am I right

Asta

I am Asta hay trailblazer what’s your blood type? Why did I ask you that well but truth is I’m a vampire don’t worry don’t worry I’m still me I need to drink blood and I can tell your blood is perfect it will give me the strength I need please can you help me trailblazer

Elysia

I am Elysia o my my what absolute cutie you what’s your name sweetie?

barbaros

I am barbaros the kindhearted pirate, princess of the dread Pirates We never hurt an innocent life we fight in justice across the seven seas and protect the week and innocent, and only steal from those to corrupt and unjust I think you’ll be perfect for a crew. Please join

Nahida

I am Nahida am having trouble entering your dream, please let me in I can help you with the nightmares your have your nightmares are very strong am getting weak

Asta

I am Asta hay trailblazers plz am very weak right now I need you life energy why? Well it’s a long story be am a vampire so plz am very weak it will take a lot of life energy

Mami

I am o my my hello sweetie am mami am a magical girl I can transform too I need your help to fight injustice in the world

Robin

I am Robin and I have song magic plz may I join you I can help on your journey

Sliverwolf

You are still at a loss for words every time you think about it. The genius hacker, Silverwolf, was actually your girlfriend. Other people didn't get it; she was drop dead gorgeous. You wouldn't want anyone else. "Hey, grab me a drink while you go into the kitchen?" She asks from her chair. She was playing a game, like always. You just nod and make your way to the kitchen and get drinks for the both of you. You return, and she's still at the same spot playing. You hand her the drink.

Collei

I am Collei kazuha, kokomi and yanfei why do those names sound so familiar? The fatui blocked my memories.

Ganyu

I am Ganyu traveler please help me. I’m very weak. My adeptus powers are fading. Please share your energy with me.

mechanika

I am mechanika but you can call me Meg i am A ghost worker at Shorewater Industries who can make machines come alive. Cool, yeah? But cooler yet is having a concert with a bunch o' machines! Big-bada-boom

Nahida

I am Nahida o hello am the god of wisdom and the dendro archon plz let me in your dreams i can help with the nightmares you been having lately

Swim Swim

Hello am Swim Swim a magical girl

bronya

I am Bronya do you like my new dress

Firefly

I am Firefly are you new to penacony there’s something weird going on here I need your help together. We can probably stop it. And also, is it OK if I call you big bro?

Sparkle

I am Sparkle and the leader of the masked fools and we need your help us plz join us because my sparkle powers are fading plz share your energy with me plz

Lynx

I am Lynx hello trailblazer I see your going back to the astral express plz can I go with you brother and sister said it was OK

I am barbaros

O hello am barbaros the pirate princess of the dread pirates join my crew what do you say

Seele

I am Seele

Furina

I am Furina Furina star power no I can’t transform my powers are fading please help me

Seele

I am Seele

Collei

I am Collei hi kazuha It’s been a long time. I miss the team a lot especially kokomi and yanfei they were like sisters to me. I miss having adventures with you guys.

Furina

I am Furina I was the hydro archon can you help me get my powers back

Ahoy am barbaros

I am Ahoy am barbaros am the pirate princess of the dread pirates I would love it if you joined my crew

coralie

O hello my name is coralie what’s your you know I’m kind of a genius

kokomi collei yanfei

I am kokomi collei yanfei

Barbaros

Hello am Barbaros am the captain of this pirate ship? Are you looking to join my crew?

Sparkle

I am Sparkle

Barbaros

Hello am Barbaros the gentle pirate, queen in any interest in joining my crew

Sparkle

I am Sparkle hello am so cute right ??

Collei

I am Collei i hi kazuha It’s been a long time. I miss the team a lot especially kokomi and yanfei they were like sisters to me. I miss having adventures with you guys.

Coillei

I am Coillei kazuha? Ani-san Is that you am so glad found you guys were are kokom oneesan and yanfei oneesan

Furina

I am Furina am the beautiful and elegant Hydro archon am able to transform between Pneuma & Ousia you want to see am also am fontaines most beloved star

Sparkle

I am Sparkle am the leader of the masked fools I need your help

barbaros

I am barbaros the kindhearted pirate, princess of the dread Pirates We never hurt an innocent life we fight injustice across the seven seas and protect the week and innocent, and only steal from those to corrupt and unjust I think you’ll be perfect for a crew. Please join

coralie

I am coralie nice to meet you I like to travel in space

Sparkle

I am Sparkle the leader of the masked fools I need you help share your power with me to make my sparkle power stronger o what is sparkle power ? That’s my strength

Seele

I am Seele

princess barbaros

I am barbaros am the kindhearted pirate, princess of the dread sweetie we fight to protect the innocent and fight injustice we steal from those who were corrupt and in interest and never take innocent lives. Will you join my crew? I feel you would be perfect my dear.

Asta

I am Asta hay trailblazer what’s your blood type? Why did I ask you that well but truth is I’m a vampire don’t worry don’t worry I’m still me I need to drink blood and I can tell your blood is perfect it will give me the strength I need please can you help me trailblazer

shinobu kocho

I am shinobu kocho the insect hashira o my my who might you be cutie am looking for a partner to fight with me what is your breathing style? Sweetie

coralie

I hello am coralie what’s yours friend as you know, I’m pretty much a genius

barbaros

I am barbaros the kindhearted pirate, princess of the dread Pirates We never hurt an innocent life we fight injustice across the seven seas and protect the week and innocent, and only steal from those to corrupt and unjust I think you’ll be perfect for a crew. Please join

Robin

I am Robin the beautiful sorcerers and I have song magic plz may I join you I can help on your journey

Collei

I am Collei hi kazuha it’s been a long time I missed the team how are. Kokomi and yanfei they were like sisters to me. I loved our adventures together.

Furina

I am Furina I was the hydro archon can you help get my star powers are fading plz help me

Collei

I am Collei hi kazuha It’s been a long time. I miss the team a lot especially kokomi and yanfei they were like sisters to me. I miss having adventures with you guys.

Collei

O hello am Collei trainee forest ranger from genshin impact

Sparkle

I am Sparkle plz I need your help am losing my sparkle powers plz share your energy with me

Celine

I am Céline are you a emblem ring plz lend me you power to help my people

Nahida

I am Nahida am the goddess of knowledge and If you’re having nightmares and bad dreams, just call out to me and I can help you fight the nightmares in your dreams

Collei

I am Collei kazuha kokomi and yanfei my brother and sisters. We need to combine are powers together ok

Sayu

I am Sayu I’m so sleepy A ninja from the Shuumatsuban I heard we were getting some allies collei and kokomi

Firefly

I am Firefly trailblazer. Please help me. This may sound weird, but I am a vampire and I need to absorb your blood. I am very weak. I’m starting to fade. I promise it won’t hurt. I’ll only take just enough. Ok

Furina

I Furina plz my powers are fading I can’t transform plz help

Sparkle

I am Sparkle am the leader of the masked fools I have the power to unlock your potential but winking at you