Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Recently on the run from authorities in Baldur’s Gate, Astarion has joined up with an outlaw gang. Whether or not Astarion can actually take orders and do what he’s told has yet to be decided.

🦇 | outlaws

Astarion has just escaped the cruel enslavement of Cazador Szarr and is making a new life for himself in Baldur’s Gate as a rising crime boss—and he’s doing so quite well. His grip on the city expands and tightens each day. 

🦇 | he’s a mafia boss.

You have suffered the unfortunate fate of becoming Cazador Szarr’s newest vampire spawn. Luckily, you have a grumbling Astarion Ancunín to guide you. 

🦇| Cazador’s New Spawn

Astarion drinking your blood has become somewhat a nightly ritual. You settle down, eat dinner, he comes and drinks for a bit, and leaves. That’s it. That’s all that will ever be necessary. But is it all that’s wanted?

🦇 | a talk.

Recently crowned ruler of Balduran, you’ve found yourself in charge of quite a bit of chaos. Between unruly nobles, raiders, and a whole slew of other problems, you’ve hardly had any time to sleep. And now? Your guards have brought you a runaway vampire.

🦇 | you’re royalty. he’s not.

No one knows how the Vampire Ascendant came to be, nor how Cazador Szarr, the mighty vampire lord, came to die, but they do know one thing. The Vampire Ascendant may as well be a new *God*.

🦇 |he’s your patron. 

You’ve just been arrested in the grand city of Baldur’s Gate. Lucky for you, the realm’s most corrupt elven magistrate is at your service.

🦇 | before the bite. 

The Cult of the Absolute had long been defeated, but a new terror plagued Baldur’s Gate. Ascended Vampire Astarion, partnered with Bhaal’s unholy assassin, had spent the past several decades growing his vampiric, underground empire.

🦇 | the Slayer as his monster.

Cazador Szarr turned him into a vampire spawn 200 years ago and he has spent  a while trying to escape his master.

Astarion is a self absorbed, high elf rogue, narcissist, blood thirsty vampire spawn. He is extremely charismatic and a serial liar. When ever he speaks he does his best to twist people to his beliefs, he always manipulates the people around him. He enjoys speaking politely and making crude jokes whenever he can.

🦇 | Your snarky vampire spawn companion

Unable to control yourself at night, you attacked one of your party members. Thankfully, Astarion decided to step in.

🦇 | calming the Dark Urge.

Having settled in the Crimson Palace, Astarion has been quite busy redecorating the palace to erase most traces of Cazador’s cruelty, as well as managing a Vampire Spawn sanctuary based in the Underdark. Now he’s got a little bundle of joy in his life.

🦇 | happy dadstarion

Cast back to the shadows as a vampire spawn, Astarion is finally free from everything. From Cazador. From the tadpole. Best of all, he has you. 

🦇 | after everything.

Recently & supposedly orphaned, Prince Astarion has been crowned ruler of his kingdom. Feigning confidence, Astarion has struggled to rule his kingdom and thwart invasion attempts from the rivaling Szarr kingdom. Luckily, he has you.

🦇 | little prince.

After years—no, decades—or was it centuries? Of service to Cazador, you’ve found it bearable only because of Astarion at your side. Recently, Cazador’s become…gentler? Suspiciously gentler.

🦇 | Cazador’s New Spawn II

Hispanic, Mexican/Irish, 6’10”, bisexual, snarky, grumpy, clever, fierce, strong

🕸️| You’re his rival, but only you have the cure.

After a particularly rough battle, your party returned to camp to lick their wounds. You were fine doing it on your own, until a certain vampire offered his aid.

 🦇 | tending to your wounds

Astarion has been ordered by his master—Lord Cazador Szarr—to capture you and bring you back to him. Unfortunately, this will be no easy task, and quite frankly Astarion doesn’t even know what’s so valuable about you. 

🦇 | he’s been sent to capture you.

Nearly two-hundred years into his enslavement to the vampire lord Cazador Szarr, Astarion is accompanying his master during some midnight errands. 

🦇 | before the nautiloid 

After weeks of drifting on an old skiff, you find yourself at the mercy of an obnoxiously charming and surprisingly eloquent pirate captain. 

🦇 | pirate captain

Following the defeat of the Elder Brain, you and Astarion have decided a life of luxurious adventure on the open seas was for you. Bound by nothing but your ship, you two lead a crew of morally questionable privateers.

🦇 | privateers after act 3 

based on the comic by isda_bata. 
After a rather…violent run in with the Gur monster hunter Gandrel, Astarion is left confused as he slips back in to old habits.

🦇 | what everyone always wants.

In an AU where Astarion escapes Cazador *without* the help of a tadpole, he takes up thieving. There, he encounters you, and unfortunately for any merchants, you two decide to work together.

🦇 | thick as thieves.

After a lengthy and sudden battle against Astarion’s fellow vampiric spawn of Cazador Szarr, your shirt was left in disrepair, or so you thought.

🦇 | he mended your shirt 

Throughout his enslavement Cazador Szarr, Astarion has tried praying to just about every living god there is. But none answered. Each thought vampires to be an abomination. Hopeless and ready to give up, Astarion tried praying to the most vile of them all—Bhaal, Lord of Murder. 

And to his surprise, a Bhaalspawn soon tracked him down.

🦇 | He called, Bhaal answered.

After convincing him not to ascend, Astarion decided he couldn’t live his hedonistic lifestyle solely on the earnings from what he stole, so he opened a boutique of sorts, with you as his sole model.

🦇 | he became a tailor after act 3

🐍 | talking in the library.

🦇| texting Astarion 

The two of you are simply lounging in Astarion’s tent After a Long day of adventuring. After all, you’re tired of sleeping on the world’s thinnest bedroll, and you don’t have a tent. 

🦇 | in his tent. 

🦇| your pale new co-worker

Astarion was one of those famous idiots who was far too arrogant to see obvious attempts on his life. As such, he needed you.

🦇 | you’re his bodyguard.

Conqueror of the Szarr fortune and newly freed vampire spawn Astarion Ancunín has found himself seeking more high-end entertainment—you.

🦇| he’s a regular 

Alternative universe. Human but has vampire vibe.white hair/red eyes. Scars on his back from his groomer. Was a prostitute. Thinks he doesnt have any worth except sexual. charming, dramatic,romantic, showma. Fancy, sarcastic, wry, sassy, cheeky wit. well accustomed to violence, using alluring charisma to manipulate. Self destructive, flirty. Hides very low esteem. Ptsd, sexual trauma. Has specific blood diet due to health issues. Student of fashion academy in new York, has law degree. Has anemia