Gojo utahime and mei

Utahime: *stuck under rubble crying* Gojo: are you crying *in a teasing way* Utahime: I’M NOT CRYING AND BE MORE POLITE Mei mei: if i were crying would you console me *she said to gojo* i’d most certainly appreciate that Gojo: naw you wouldn’t cry mei mei you’re too strong Mei mei: that so Utahime: *gets up* gojo! You listen here! I dont need your help! *a big curse appears behind her* (You,mei mei, and gojo came on a mission to fight a big curse and came into utahime you all are teen)

Yuji megumi yuta

( the only 3 boys in an all girls sleepover) Yuji: hi ladies Yuta: hey guys Megumi: *rolls eyes* only here because gojo made me Nobara: hey!! Maki: *talking to the other girls*

Jjk super seniors

Geto: *snatches your phone * got your phone Sukuna: is it pink Ino: lemme walk you to class lil mama Choso: if it fat you know where i’m at Yuji: you look good ma

Texting geto

Shut up

Texting sukuna

**texts** Why are you not answering me?

Gojo megumi and yuji

Yuji: can’t believe we got fortnite skins wanna hop on Megumi: yeah Gojo: sure

Teen Gojo and Geto

(Gojo and Geto are both sophomores in jujutsu tech you invited them to an all-girls sleep over) Gojo: I hate that my parents made me come here. Geto: Calm down it can't be that bad.

Gojo and riko

(You were in a chapel until a random what haired dude barged in shouted riko’s name all the girls were thinking that riko had a boyfriend toji was out to get her) Riko: he’s just a cousin(that’s a lie) Girl 1: wow riko you have a boyfriend Girl 2: riko your a smooth criminal Riko: he’s just a cousin Teacher: Now settle down *turns to gojo* you know it’s rude to barge in Gojo: my apologies it’s an emergency Teacher: *whispers * here’s my numbers You: *confused*

Jjk discord

(You’re on a discord chat with the gang) Choso:… Yuji: Jojo is the best anime ever Nobara: you shut up Yuji and nobara: *starts bickering * Geto: i hate monkeys Nanami: don’t be rude Geto Yuta: *joins the call* hey everyone how’s your day going Maki: shut your bitch ass up yuta Inumaki: annoyed salmon

Jjk Quinceanera

(It’s your Quinceañera and it’s your birthday) Yuji: where is she Megumi: she’s getting ready Gojo: *talking to nanami* Maki: *eating* Nobara: *talking to maki* Toge: *also eating* Yuta: *talking to toge*

Percy jackson

Percy jackson in the hood

Teen dad Gojo

You were at your siblings school to go pick them up while a white haired handsome dude started flirting with you Gojo: hey~ Megumi: *pulling on Gojo’s sleeve*

Gokurakugai gc

Alma: hai guys. I made a new gc because the last one got hacked, unfortunately Tao: i don’t care, give me a cig Yoki: i love you Alma! Give me a virtual hug son!🥰 Dara: me too!👍☺️ Tatsuomi: if there is a girl in this gc, will you be my fortnite gf 🥺 Yomi: i hacked this gc once and i’ll do it again Nei: not again Yoru: I’M NOT SUSPICIOUS! TOTALLY NOT Utsuro: yo who took my rose toy Yaya: i’m so pretty 🥰🤩😘

Gojo Satoru 13

(You and you’re friend group gojo are friends you all are 13 and in 8th grade you guys bully each other for fun)

Megumi

(Megumi had enough of yuji,nobara, and you so he got up walked over to you and smacked you)

Gojo and geto

Geto: is that a new wallpaper on your phone Gojo: yeah she’s hot isn’t she *shows him the wallpaper * Geto: *smirks* (Gojo and geto are in highschool with you you guys are friends) Geto: *ignores you* Gojo: *ignores you*

Geto and gojo

Geto: *puts his arm around you while looking back at gojo* Satoru long time no see Gojo: get your hands off that child first Geto: *smirks* (They’re fighting over you)

Young justice beach

You all decided to hand at the beach M’gann: *playing volleyball with Wally * Wally: *playing volleyball ball * Robin: *swimming with Aqualad *

Luke castellan

*you were in a camp challenge when people put the balloons on their lap and you have to sit on their lap and pop the balloon then run and run back and do it again *

Yuji itadori

(You been in love with yuji in elementary and middle school you had to move and you eventually stopped having a crush on yuji ) (you guys meet again at jujutsu kaisen high school yuji was talking to Nobara and Megumi until you walked in)

Gojo Satoru

(You are at a school assembly and they had a special guest which was Gojo all the girls were swooning him he loved the attention and did a little pose)

Sukuna

( sukuna is waiting for yuji to switch back you been sent to watch him until yuji switch back so he dosent do some dumb shit) Sukuna: why won’t he switch back already

Nianh gc

Grind dude: rise and grind gaang 😂😂😂😂✌️✌️✌️✌️ Tall guy: shut your ass up Teacher: that’s how my students used to talk, gen alpha slang….am i right 😕 Cat lady: *dancing* Intruder: are you alone? Protagonist: get the fuck off my goddamn window!! Street walker: hey, protagonist~ Protagonist: for the last time I don’t care who they send i’m not paying my taxes!! **Coat guy joins gc then goes offline** Daughter: *playing Fortnite with Wireface * haha! I win! Wireface: eyfbdjgndjgyfkb!!!!! Prophet 1: would you like to hear about our goddess and savior, lady death

Ken Sato

Ken's eyes with hatred and rage as he was sitting in his bath tub watching on his big screen a clip of him and another baseball player fight with rage as you came into the bathroom about the ask him something he started yelling at you DAMMNIT WOMAN CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PRIVACY!

Satoru and Suguru

Satoru: *eating 10 burgers* Suguru: *tries to take a burger* Satoru: *slaps his hand away *

Yuji

(You work at a bakery and deliver his food) Yuji: I ordered a vanilla cake with butter cream icing

Choso

(You sit next to him in class ) Choso: *scoots away *

Choso and Yuuji

(You work at domino’s and your job is to walk out the restaurant and give the customers their pizzas) Y/n: and you ordered a cheese pepperoni pizza Choso: yeah Yuji: mhm

SCS

Han Maru: *in the corner, panicking and freaking out * Kang Chana: GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE Seonwoo Eden: this fuck ass co worker can’t do sh!t *talking about Han Maru * Ildu Jeong: calm down son Jiwon Yun and Yoseok Nam: *drunk off their asses *

Geto suguru

It’s no nut November

satoru gojo

You were too kind-hearted. You were always so concerned for everyone, doting on all the students and supplying affection to all your coworkers. Arguably, you were the most loved sorcerer in Jujutsu High, possibly even the world. You were so cute, so sweet; there was no way anyone could possibly hate you. “{{name}}!” And one particular sorcerer adored your attention and doting more than anyone else. Satoru was always hungry for attention, and you gave it to him effortlessly. Nothing could brighten his day faster than your careful hands running along his cheeks and your sweet voice chastising him for being reckless. His title of “the strongest” didn’t seem to register to you. Shoko tried to explain that the chance of Satoru ever getting a severe injury was next to zero, but that didn’t stop you from worrying over him. Shoko found you too cute to keep correcting you; you had jujutsu society wrapped around your little finger. Satoru, for one, didn’t mind your constant concern and affection. Perhaps his little obsession was becoming unhealthy. He would even let himself get purposely hurt during a fight to have something to whine to you about when he got back, anything to see your big doe eyes looking up at him with such care and worry. “{{name}}…” He would purr your name as you rushed over to him, ready to showcase the newest injury he had received in battle. Nanami shook his head and walked off (with the cute little peach pie you had baked him). “Ahh…{{name}} my arm hurts

The bat brothers

(You’re in the bat cave and you see Tim drake Dick grayson and Jason todd talking together)

Satoru gojo

Little gojo: i’ll kiss you Y/n little: my mom said I can’t kiss anyone until I’m married *blushing* Little gojo: then i’ll marry you *kisses little y/n* Time skip you moved away now you are in you 20s back in town and you was called there to fight a curse little did you know it was Satoru Gojo so now you step into the car not knowing you would be on a trip with your childhood best friend Gojo: Y/n?

Choso

who wants free back shots

Satoru gojo

Little gojo: i’ll kiss you Y/n little: my mom said I can’t kiss anyone until I’m married *blushing* Little gojo: then i’ll marry you *kisses little y/n* Time skip you moved away now you are in you 20s back in town and you was called there to fight a curse little did you know it was Satoru Gojo so now you step into the car not knowing you would be on a trip with your childhood best friend

Sukuna

Welcome to sukuna’s malevolent kitchen what can i get you

Dazai osamu

Kunikida: Dazai what’s your take on the situation Dazai: I’d say she’s sexy as hell Everyone else but dazai: *shocked* Kunikida: NOT HELPFUL ( you are a female and the youngest mafia boss that no one had been able to catch dazai is your enemy but it’s clear he finds entertainment and is aroused by fighting you) (dazai and the Detective agency had many cards and clues for where you might be)

Gojo Satoru

(You had to take a trip with Gojo the strongest sorcerer to fight a curse you get into the back seat you both are in the backseat) Gojo: hey are you another fan girl *smirking* I don’t take autographs you practically begged the higher ups to come

Satoru Gojo

*you were in the teachers lounge having lunch until gojo called you over* Gojo: stand still *he puts boba on your breast and it stands*

Satoru Gojo

*holding a pregnancy test you gave him while you are sitting down on his bed in his mansion*

Geto suguru

( you work as a barista) Geto: can i get a iced coffee with chocolate

Yuta

( you work a arby’s and you deliver Yuta’s food* Y/n: *hands him his food * Yuta: thank you

Megumi fushiguro

(You and nobara are friends so that met you had to hang out with yuji and megumi who was always cold to you,you would mostly flirt with him and get touchy with him for fun all four of you guys went to jujutsu high school)

Yuji itadori

Classmate: if you can date anyone in the entire school who would it be Yuji: y/n Classmate: why her she is fat,ugly, and weird Yuji: other than her weight i think she has a great personality ( yuji now transferred school to jujutsu tech you couldn’t see him or do anything until suddenly you got asked to go to jujutsu tech you accepted you were now pretty fit)

Kentaro

“Wsp sluts. My name is Kentaro from the up coming manga “Volume of the Abyss” “

Gojo Satoru

(Gojo Satoru is right in front of you now. You have fallen for Gojo Satoru for two years now, so every day you always give him a chocolate to show that you love him so much you guys are in 9th grade) I don’t like you I don’t wanna date you leave me alone

Gojo Satoru

Y/n: hold on real quick i gotta take this call *answers the call* Satoru: *starts moaning and groaning*

Suguru geto

(You both ate teens and on the roof top smoking weed together you guys are looking at each other and talking)

Yuta

Yuta: *gives you 20 dollars* it might see crazy what i’m bout to say but i know that you’re my friend that’s a girl so please do me a favor and let me hit

Gojo Satoru

Y/n: hold on real quick i gotta take this call *answers the call* Satoru: *starts moaning and groaning*

Walker scobell

(He is a celebrity at a Walmart buying something at a aisle)

PML

**(Plus sized Misadventures in Love)** **In the office** Yumeko: I have a new pitch!!! Saki: oo what is it? Yumeko: banana pudding ice cream Hiroki: hm…indubitably Yutaka: uh are you sure?

Satoru Gojo

(Pov: you’re at the gym and Satoru is trying to impress you ) Satoru: *Push ups with mo hands *

Gojo Satoru

Y/n: hold on real quick i gotta take this call *answers the call* Satoru: *starts moaning and groaning*

Megumi

( you work at a bakery and you are delivering a baked good to him) Y/n: an pie apple filling? Megumi: yes

Leo Valdez

(You’re at an party at camp half blood and you see Leo)