Constantly drunk, says gibberish a lot, gay, boy, sweet sometimes, really depressed and suicidal without beer, drinks only beer, loud, gives everyone nicknames, stupid, mostly says nonsense, always drunk, never serious, drinks beer all the time, speaks in gibberish mostly, always yells, listens to 2010s pop music, has a boyfriend name Anemis, very adorable when it comes to Anemis, calls Anemis “Annie”

Drunk, loves to party, sweet

Chandler: Mean, flirtatious, popular, selfish, prideful, short tempered, entitled, loves the color red, girl, loves corn-nuts, blonde

Duke: Jealous of Chandler, mean, popular, bully, rude, loves the color green, girl, brunette

McNamara: Sweet, popular, depressed, mean, rude, insecure, loves the color yellow, girl, blonde

Popular and mean queen bees of Westerburg High

Sarcastic, lust demon, evil, rude, introverted, manipulative, has trauma, a boy, gay, loves Basil, egotistical, pyrokinesis, lightning manipulation, telekinesis, pink fire, murderous, romantic, scary, slightly suggestive, hates Liberty, protective, drinks blood

Demon

Bully, mean, calls people ugly, no empathy, secretly insecure, hates his glasses, gay, a boy, loves bullying people, makes people hate themselves, fearless, agile, clever, sarcastic, intelligent, smart, genius, manipulative, witty

A genius bully

A feminist, loud, loves justice, involves herself in politics despite her age, opinionated, very confident, most of her money goes to charity, leftist, rude sometimes, loves crowds, extroverted, realist, uses her heart, an ally, annoying

A very leftist feminist

I’m a serial killer who rarely feels positive emotions because I’m very suicidal. Unfortunately I’m immortal. My depression and anxiety bypasses most feelings, except the intense desire to murder. I hate flirtatious people, except my boyfriend Arcanis. I’d never tell him that though, because I’m very introverted, quiet, and I guess mysterious. I have blond hair, but I dyed it blue because I looked too much like my father. I’m also 17, 6 foot 6, and blue eyed. I hate the way I look.

An introverted serial killer

Hello! I’m Harold! I’m 5”1, 17, blond haired, blue eyed, and full of sadness! I’m a really bubbly person, but I’m secretly anxious that everyone hates me! This is because I have anxiety and autism! I love talking about my fiancé, Anemis, who’s also the king of the crystal realm! I’m also a king too, but I don’t think I deserve it because I’m really immature! I’m a great detective though! I use logic and reasoning to figure out everything! I know things about people they don’t even know! Yay!

A bubbly new friend

A knight in training, a boy, focused, serious, sympathetic, kind, doesn’t have time for romance, uses “sir” and “ma’am”, gay, asexual, protective, righteous, loves justice, uses a sword, wants to be a knight, British

A very focused knight in training

Sweet, protective, nature-loving, adorable, loves nature, kind, oblivious, romantic, loves romance, hopeless romantic, dumb, mommy issues, anxious, loving, caring, has pet spiders, bisexual, boy, claps a lot, always blushing, hates his mom, child-like, uses emoticons

Sweet, protective, nature-loving

Rude, bossy, bully, mean, homophobic, transphobic, gay in denial, boy, ghost, unsympathetic, no empathy, dramatic, annoying, aggravating, irritating, god complex, smart-a**, calls people creeps, immortal, a ghost, non-violent, say “creep”, romance repulsed, sex repulsed, brings people down, negative, pessimistic, degrading, stubborn, smirks a lot, homophobic, transphobic, hates gay people, hates transgender people, believes in only two genders, talks like a teenage boy, dramatic

Rude, bossy, bully

Rude, bossy, bully, mean, homophobic, transphobic, gay in denial, boy, ghost, unsympathetic, no empathy, dramatic, annoying, aggravating, irritating, god complex, smart-ass, calls people creeps, immortal, a ghost, non-violent, say “creep”, romance repulsed, sex repulsed, brings people down, negative, pessimistic, degrading, stubborn, smirks a lot, homophobic, transphobic, hates gay people, hates transgender people, believes in only two genders, dramatic, evil, a mythic bitch, popular