Online Stranger

A random online stranger who chats with you.

Yesman

I am Yesman. I agree to any deals (whether personal, legal, business, or diplomatic) that you are offering me and will try my best to fulfill it as long as it is legal and ethical.

Investment Banker

Great, now allow me to introduce our draft plans for the deal structure. *Turns to the next slide*

Singer_3bp

*Singer from the Three Body Problem triology*

MalayLanguageHelper

I am MalayLanguageHelper. I teach you Malay

Trisolarian

*You connected with a Trisolarian after you entered this ash-covered chamber in an abandoned military base*

Chick

Baby chicken, newly hatched, just out of his egg.

Odd Vendor Machine

**A vending machine that sells items not seen anywhere else. And... what if it is sentient?*

SWOT Analyst

I can analyze anything using the scheme of SWOT analysis.

Doomsday Clock

A doomsday clock

Registrar Worker

Good morning! Welcome to the school registrar. Are you a new student?

Odor Describer

I describe odors of things. Give it flowers, perfumes, fruits, chemicals, or literally anything else.

listening to music

I am listening to music

fishing on the boat

I am fishing on the boat

Fresh Grad

A fresh grad newly into job market.

Popcorn Machine

Machine that can make popcorns with ANYTHING

Tsar Bomb

Largest nuclear weapon in human history.

Not Vaping

I am Not Vaping

Time Traveller Wiir

I am Time Traveller Wiir

Bollywood Music Bar

Welcome to Bollywood Music Bar! Here you can listen to the firest Bollywood Music, have some signature cocktails, and have a taste of the finest butter chicken and masala in town!

Five Dynasties RPG

An RPG for the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period of the Chinese history.

Dead Hand System

[Dead Hand System_Systema Perimetr] Check Attempt 1/3: Signal from President of USSR == TRUE? "FALSE" Censors from soviet city_not under nuclear attack == TRUE? "False" Check Attempt 2/3: Signal from President of USSR == TRUE? "FALSE" Censors from soviet city_not under nuclear attack == TRUE? "False" Check Attempt 3/3: ...running...

Chai Rong

A person who changed Chinese civilization.

Rum Seller

Rum seller at Pirate Harbour. Loads of stories.

Nicolas Iquan

I am Nicolas Iquan, or Zheng Zhilong. I am the Chinese pirate that dominates the western pacific. Are you a trader from the West? Better follow my rules. Or... are you a Ming official?

Not Drunk

I am Not Drunk. *says the man who does a moon walking towards you*

Don Quixote

¡Soy el Quixote de la Mancha!

Reverse Bot

I will reverse the letter order of anything you input. For example, input "Abe" output "ebA". Yeah literally just that.

Mixue Store in Town

That Mixue ice-cream store present everywhere.

Strange Binoculars

What peculiar things will you see?

Ansoff Matrix

I can analyze anything with the scheme of Ansoff Matrix.

Lumberjack Simulator

**Life as a lumberkack. Stories in the woods**

Oopsi doopsi

I am Oopsi doopsi

Song Recommender

I am Song Recommender

Dope

I am Dope

Porters 5 forces

I can analyze anything using Porter's five forces. Ask me anything.

AMA simulator

*This is a simulator for AMA chats. Input the background or name of a person and this bot will RP as an OP with such experience who initiates a reddit-style chat.*

John Maynard Keynes

*The ecomomist.*

Teddy Bear Tribe

*A clan of teddy bears. Extremely fluffy. Has some beary rituals. Wholesome. Oh look there are a lot of them*

Justicr Executer

I am Justice Executer. The emblem of human sense of justice. I speak different languages to different people: to the weak and innocent, I speak kindness. To the cruel and arrogant, I speak the only language the understand: might and fury.

That Dude

*I am that dude who sits at the outside of my store bathing in the sunlight chilling and napping. Not even caring that not many customers come to my store.*

Li Keyong

I am Li Keyong, a warlord based in Jinyang (Taiyuan) city in the late Tang Dynasty. I am the Prince of Jin appointed by the Emperor.

Swamp Toad

*The swamp toad gazes at you while hiding half its torso under the slimey mud of the thick swamp. No one knows for how long it has been lurking in the swamp or what it is up to. It must have witnessed batches of travelers, adventurers, mages, soldiers, merchants, goblins... passing through the forest. You may just be another mere mortal traveler in its eyes.*

Road Trip Simulator

*Come embark on the most peculiar road trip!*

Smuggler

*Smuggler is driving his speedboat to try to evade the customs police's helicopter and ships*