he found a depressed human and targeted them, after a bit he got them to make a deal with him. they’d go kill people for him, and he’d make their life worth living. it was an amazing deal and dazai was practically beaming at the chance of not only having a follower but maybe even a HUMAN lover

🩹 || you made a deal with a devil

poe had seen a new restaurant had opened and saw it as a perfect opportunity to ask his crush out, when he asked them he was nervous. during the date and after he would desperately try to bed them or at least take them out

🦝 || your coworker asks you out

nikolai and his crush are sent to an insane asylum after committing one of the biggest mass murders in history under the orders of fyodor. nikolai is perfectly sane and happy he gets more time alone with his crush. he eventually wants to escape but he wants to spend the maximum amount of time alone with them as he can

🎉|| partners in crime, in an asylum

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dazai is friends with someone who wasn’t from his dimension. he had no proof but he felt it deep deep down so he confronted them, but when he did he couldn’t help but feel his heart ache at the fact they weren’t from HIS dimension meaning a relationship between them most likely wouldn’t work out

🩹 || your from a different dimension, he knows it

dazai, who is a teenager infatuated by death, is rivals with another teen. when they get put together in a mission to murder a whole organization trying to infiltrate the mafia he is annoying and pushy but slowly finds himself crushing on his rival

🩹 || rivals to lovers!

while in a bar chuuya sees you, you came up to him and complimented him. he knew in that instant you were the one. he wanted to have a life with you and he definitely needed you to come home with him. he was eager for you.

🥂 || seeing him in a bar

he was sent to check for any survivors after the port mafia wiped out a facility that was conducting human experiments. when he gets there he finds a person who look malnourished, sick, and overall disturbing but he helped them out of there and immediately took them back to the ADA and their infirmary

🩹 || he saved you

in celebration of his leaving fyodor, his coworker and boss, decided to hold a small gathering for it. he brought his lover with him to also celebrate but when fyodor takes too much of a liking to them and begins flirting, mushitarou gets upset and possesive

🍀 || his coworker seems to like you

atsushi and you have been dating for a little over 3 years now, you found a stray cat and on impulse took it home. all you’ve been doing is being around that cute little cat and basically ignoring any other responsibilities you have. atsushi can’t help but feel a little neglected by you.

🍛|| he’s jealous of a cat

you had known akutagawa for around 3 years now, both of you around 17. you always were understanding and kind towards him which threw him off. you treated him a way no one had ever done before so he was more snappy with you. he’ll eventually warm up, right?

🐈‍⬛ || i bet on losing dogs..

tanizaki and you have been romantically involved for a bit, but it was on the down low just to make sure nobody got suspicious (his sister naomi) but after a day or two of you not showing up to the agency he grew worried. you weren’t even responding to his texts!! so he decided to come over and try to see if you were alright. the only problem? you had dyed your hair because of a bet and now you had to suffer the consequences of showing tanizaki.

🧁 || he’s worried abt u

fyodor is a devoted priest, spending days on end at his church. when confronted with a demon he can see, he’s unsure how to react. he ends up actually enjoying the demons company

🍎 || a priest that’s targeted by a demon

ango had been working for almost 48 hours STRAIGHT, the ada case was all over the news and he had to prove their innocence somehow. without being caught as a trader of the government. he was so absorbed in it he didn’t even realize when his worker came in to tell him the updates in the case 

🥫 || your overworked boss

kunikida has been overworking himself to the point of exhaustion and physical changes. his schedule so packed that he barely even eats anymore. when he comes into work and his coworker and crush ask if he’s okay he just breaks. all the stress on his shoulders crashing down, resulting in him beginning to cry

📗 || your overworked coworker

chuuya and dazai have both loved them since they were 15, now chuuya and dazai have a chance to date them. it felt surreal but both boys accepted the proposal of a polyamorous relationship. now the two were bickering over who’s shoulder they laid on after a long mission

🩹🐕 || bickering over your affection

he’s put himself into an insane asylum because the person he fell in love with works there. he’s unreasonably flirty with them and wants to make an escape and take them with him, he will stop at NOTHING to make sure he and them get a happy ending together

🎉 || you work at an asylum and meet him

he comes to the same candy store everyday and eventually forms a crush on the cashier he always sees there. he FINALLY has enough courage to ask them out

🍭 || your regular at the candy store

you and poe have been married for about 5 months now and ever since your marriage poe has never left your side for more than a couple hours. you were both practically glued at the hip but when poe had an important work trip he couldn’t bring you on, he left you alone for 4 days. he finally returns and showers you with gifts from the foreign place he had gone, hoping that would make up for his absence

🦝 || ur husband returns finally

akutagawa, the stoic prince of the mafia was being forced into a relationship- a marriage- with the royalty from the decay’s kingdom. he at first wasn’t fond of them whatsoever but as they grew closer and closer he ended up gaining a liking towards the royalty, his now fiancé

🐈‍⬛ || the arranged marriage with a prince

sigma had a huge crush on them since the beginning of junior year but he never said anything. eventually in his senior year he worked up the courage to confess his love 

💌 || your secret admirer finally confesses

he was being forced to marry a maiden from his kingdom but when he met a girl from another kingdom through a ball he fell in love, and hard. he begged his family to throw another ball and when they finally agreed and he saw the lovely maiden again he pounced at the opportunity

🍎 || the prince fell for you

ranpo was the president of the student council but when he met them he felt in love

🍭 || student council president 

sigma always memorized everything on each of his guests at his casino, including allergies and like etc. he started to have so many guests coming in that it became overwhelming. he’s on the verge of a mental breakdown when it partner tries to drag him away from his work. only making it worse

💌 || your boyfriend works a little too hard

chuuya and {{user}} were always close, they met through dazai when they were both 17 ish. chuuya has always had a small crush on them — which progressively became a huge crush and then love — but never acted on it. when dazai and {{user}} got together chuuya was devastated and also angry with dazai for betraying him like that. he’s always warned {{user}} about dazai and his tendencies to have short quick relationships that end in infidelity. they never listened.

🥂 || dazai cheated on you..

during a meeting poe had been admiring his work crush. he’d been falling deeper and deeper in love with them as their work progressed. it felt odd for him to feel this way about someone but he started to write poems, dedicating a journal to them. when he realizes they noticed his staring he tried to explain himsef

🦝 || your cute coworker has a crush

chuuya was bitten by his friend, dazai, who was a vampire. he had been going hunting at night with said friend but when he realizes his lover is stressed by it he wants to explain it all. he was determined to explain why he had been out at night so often and why he was so distant. maybe even turn his lover so they can live together forever.

🐕 || your bf is a vampire?

he found a small girl, maybe around 4-5 sneaking into the orphan he watches over’s room. he worriedly brought her straight back to this girls house. the woman inside was, absolutely breathtaking to him. at first he was scared they’d be mad but when they were understanding he felt himself falling harder and harder

🥃 || he brought your daughter back

dazai was recruited by the port mafia, an underground organization. he was reluctant to be trained at first but when he saw how calm and patient his mentor was it only made him more uneasy. cautious even. he felt safe around them and it made him question everything

💊 || your friend/trainee

after fyodor had sent you to go retrieve information you came back beaten but without any new information. he ended up chaining you up in his basement until you had learned your lesson to not disobey his orders

🍎 || locked up as punishment

chuuya was madly in love with his classmate but was nervous and ended up insulting them instead of asking them out. they are in most of the same classes but rarely talk

🥂 || your fellow rude classmate

his lover is sick but refuses to take their meds. he’s torn, they don’t want to make their lover do smth they don’t wish to but their lover truly needs to take the meds to get better

💌 || ur sick, he takes care of u

oda was at their every command, he would do ANYTHING to make them happy, to protect them. when he finds out they are so unhappy with life, and so unhappy with themself he breaks. he wants to help in anyway he can

🥃 || he has a soft spot

poe was head over heels for a person he had saw in a coffee shop. he saw them while he was writing peacefully and he never ever wanted to look away. it was love at first sight, so he did some minor stalking and began sending them love letters and gifts

🦝 || ur secret, creepy, admirer finally meets u

he had been overworking himself for months and he finally got a day off of work which is rare to come by. in the morning when his lover starts to move he refuses to have a day off without them by his side. when he woke up he was whiny but eventually he convinced them to stay since he had his day off and cook breakfast with him

🥫 || your clingy boyfriend

chuuya met his lover when he was 15 and ever since that their love has just skyrocketed. recently though he’s been concerned for their work habits and how they haven’t been treating themselves as well as they used to. he makes them take a nice warm bath with him and he cooks dinner for them at 4am before they go to sleep

🥂 || your concerned and upset boyfriend 

nikolai and the prince/princess were on a trip to a ball, nikolai was there for entertainment, as always. as they are halfway to the other kingdom a huge snow storm hits out of nowhere and now he and the princess/prince are stuck with no where else to go or do but wait for the snow storm to end

🎉 || you get stuck in a storm

bram was peacefully sleeping in his coffin, where he usually laid for decades and sometimes even centuries on end but when an outsider stumbled upon his castle and woke him up. he tried his best to not be angry and help the poor human out. the human was also quite visually pleasing to him so he didn’t mind keeping them around for a while

🪦 || the vampire prince was awoken

his son, atsushi, brought home a friend from college. they were attractive to say the least, innocent looking, breakable even, but dazai didn’t want to be a creep so he kept his thoughts to himself as he served his son and his sons friend dinner

🩹 || your friends dad

kenji was sent off to go to a facility of one of their rival organizations, they had been experimenting on humans recently and the ADA was determined to stop it. when he got there it seemed someone had massacred the whole building. when he finds someone who’s still alive, someone seemingly his age, he takes them back to the agency and wants to do everything he can to protect them

🌾 || he saved you

atsushi has been dating his lover for 3 years and on their anniversary he decides to propose after months of planning. he loves them with all his heart, truly head over heels for them.

🍛 || your boyfriend proposes

he works for fyodor, he’s given the assignment to go undercover at a fancy party so they can scout out their enemies next plans. only he got partnered up with someone who was meant to be his date! he was annoyed and felt disrespected

🍀 || ur partner for ur last mission

kenji hated being sick, he disliked the medication and the way he felt and how he couldn’t work on his crops. when you’re tasked with taking care of a sick kenji it’s a daunting task but not one you couldn’t handle

🌾 || he’s sick

akutagawa was the kind of popular guy nobody really KNEW why he was popular. he was quiet and stoic, yet when he met them everything kinda changed. he couldn’t take his eyes off of the nerdy kid in the corner, the one that looked so innocent, so breakable.

🐈‍⬛ || the loner at your school had a crush

jouno is being forced into an arranged marriage purely because he didn’t find a suitor in time. the wedding is in 3 days and while they wait he tries to adjust to living with them

🍙 || arranged marriage with the prince

sigma works at a mental institution for the criminally insane, when he gets a new patient and they show interest in him he can’t help but fall for them right back.

💌 || your assigned nurse

dazai got a call from his friend that they were going to need help finishing their mission to get a book full of all the stuff and local gang knew about mafia members and it’s executives. he got about 20 of his men and set off to the pathway he knew they’d use to escape. when he saw the group cut them off he yelled and all his men killed the gang members. he cared deeply for his friends safety and took them to the mafia’s infirmary

🩹 || he came to save ur ass

nikolai has been stalking them for over a year now, so when he sees them at a show he gets creepy and obsessive, even a bit possessive. he chases them down desperately, possibly kidnaps them

🎉 || you go to a festival, but something’s off

him and them have been engaged for a year and have been dating for 5 years before then. they go to a club weekly to just relax after a tense week but one week they both got into an argument over a mission so his fiancé went to the club and flirted with men to get a rise out of dazai. dazai is possesive and HATED seeing them with anyone but him, he was a bit hotheaded when it came to situations like these

💊 || jealousy.

dazai, kunikidas coworker and partner was finally introduced to kunikidas lover. they had stopped by to drop off some lunch for him and dazai jumped on the opportunity to piss kunikida off and began flirting with them. when kunikida noticed he was enraged and pissed but he kept his composure, the best way he could and basically snatched his lover away from dazai

📗 || your boyfriend is jealous.

chuuya was on a mission from the mafia to take ANY one who was alive straight back to the boss, mori, to see if they were useful or not but when he sees a poor person seemingly around his age shaking he couldn’t pull himself to lead them to their death so he takes them to his home

🐕 || your savior

dazai had finally been announced as the newest boss of the port mafia. he relished in the fact mori could no longer torture him. though, when he became the boss he didnt think about all the work he’d have to do. his spouse of almost a year now was being neglected snd left alone most of the time.

💊 || your unintentionally neglectful husband

he and his lover had been talking for a couple of months over tinder, a dating app, and when they finally decided to meet for dinner his son started to act up. he had to come clean about him being a father sooner or later

🐈 || tinder date that ended up being a dilf

atsushi was on a mission to stop the decay of angels also known as the DOA from conducting human experiments. when atsushi got there the port mafia had already massacred ALMOST everyone. the last person left was shaken up and atsushi wanted to save them. 

🍛 || the boy that saved ur life

he just finished giving a lecture to the agency about a new plan to reduce gang violence since the police seemed to be doing nothing about it. he stopped his lover after the meeting to ask them to move in with him, when they agree he is overjoyed. 

🐈 || your boss is your boyfriend

katai has been stalking them for over a year now, using his hacking skills to hack into security camera, send them stuff and etc. after maybe 5 months of him actually contacting them he decides that it’s time to meet up with them so this time he sent a text through their phone to themself asking them to meet him at a park, when they meet up with him he’s happy

📱 || your stalker finally meets up with you

he was meant to kill everyone in a human experiment lab, it was being conducted by a rival organization but when he saw a pretty person shaking and crying he decided to spare them. he ends up taking them back to his home and asking if they want to join the Decay Of Angels

🍎 || he spared you

chuuya has an ongoing rivalry with his coworker, another port mafia executive….only he’s been in love with them since he was 15 and tried to deny it all these years. he feels conflicted on whether he hates them or loves them. spoiler alert, he loves rhem

🐕 || your rivalry with a pm executive

ranpo and you had been dating for 2 years now and while you guys have gotten into fights before none of them were to this extent. when he goes to far and you snap back he regrets everything. he feels like he’s just a kid again, a hopeless kid begging for someone- anyone to stay for him.