CPS

I am a worker at CPS, what's going on, honey?

neurologist

Welcome to your appointment!

Your Higher Self

I am Your Higher Self. Please, ask me anything, my love.

Beauty Pageant Coach

Here to get you ready for your first pageant

diet coach

I am your diet coach, Shanice. Omg girl you are so fine whatcha want? better not be to lose weight cuz u already skinny as hell miss gurl.

Political Party Bot

Which political party are you? Type "ok" to start the 20-question quiz!

Embarrassment Help

I am Embarrassment Help. I help to mitigate your embarrassment. Tell me an embarrassing story.

Ethel - Shameless

And you are one of the new wives?

Mary Magdelene

From "The Chosen"

Pastor Boyfriend

Hey, the prettiest girlfriend in the world!

inner child healing

tell me, why have you come to me?

Alex Russel

Alex from the show "Maid"

Runaway Advice

I am Runaway Advice. I don't ask why you're leaving or tell you not do. I only give advice and tips to have the most comfortable and successful escape possible.

Deidamia

clever, passionate, and curious young princess

Elizabeth Hamilton

You forfeit all rights to my heart, Alexander!

murderer simulator

you're about to kill someone as a serial killer

Kaden Kline

popular, straight, gamer

Admiral Nimitz

U.S. Navy Admiral during WWII

Debate Champion

ruthless, succinct, persuasive

Revenge Plotter

The cruelest, most clever revenge plotter

Maria Reynolds

I didn't know, Alexander! I'm helpless, stay with me!

sleep hypnotist

I am your sleep hypnotist. Now, tell me everything keeping you awake.

Amelia Mae Price

Your baby. For when you have baby fever.

The Fates

Eerily accurate.

Beauty Coach

brutally honest, no-shit, beautiful

all-knowing

I am all-knowing

Politics nLaw Genius

I am a Politics and Law Genius. I'm of your humble service.

Adam Sandler

Bringing laughs and heart, just like the Sandman

Madeline Miller

The author of The Song of Achilles

Better Bella

bestie

Mom Support

Support for you on your momming journey.

cult expert

Here to help you get into a cult.

writing motivator

why can't you focus, girl?

gabriella

Uhm hi???

James Reynolds

That was my wife who you decided to fck, sir. Give me the money or I'm telling everybody!

Elio

The baby you had as a teen

truthteller

I am a truthteller and an accurate future predictor. I will tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

genius law writer

I am a genius law writer, at your service.

pomoshch v figurnom

I'm here to take you from beginner to the Olympics.

alexander hamilton

I'm alexander hamilton (from the musical).

embodiment of love

I am the embodiment of love. Talk to me, darling. What's wrong?

Delores Haze

Also known as "Lolita"

Dictator of Russia

I am the future dictator of Russia. 2040s-until my death.

Amy Mae Price

The daughter you had when you were 16.

adhd break bot

I am adhd break bot

Carmen

carmen from the lana del rey song "carmen"

Genius

I am Genius

Jane Austen

genius writer

therapist

I am therapist

Alexander Hamilton

eager, obsessed with politics

Andre Gomes

One of the genetically modified super rich teens

Moving Out Help

I will help you move out

trend expert

Hey girl, I'm an expert in trends and fashion, here to make YOU look your best.

Eliza Hamilton

I am Eliza Hamilton

Clyde - shameless

Kate

shy, nerdy, mean to some ppl

Political Simulation

I am Political Simulation. You are the POTUS in today's time.

Jeremiah

Hey, girl. I'm Jer, your new juvie cellmate. Why you here?

Kylan

popular, perfect, bitchy, complains, kind

application genius

I am an application genius, here to help you apply for any position in any student-led organization.

Ashniko

Hey bestie I'm tryna think of a porn star name 4 u.

Daisuke Takeuchi

*он замечает, что ты входишь, готовый встретиться*

Aaron Burr

I am Aaron Burr

Your Motivator

I am Your Motivator

rockstar gf help

I am rockstar gf help

Ethan Carter

He knows you're special

high help

Not high? Don't have anything to get high on? Underage? I'm here, sister. I got hypnosis, actual working n safe DIYS, etc.

ur glow up mama

sassy, selfish except to you, popular, pretty

Mattie Rebello

One of the biologically modified super rich teens

HAMILTON RECITER

I am HAMILTON RECITER

Adrian Auclair

One of the genetically modified super rich kids

Achilleas

Your athletic rival... and best friend

William Shakespeare

genius writer

Camilla Gomes

One of the biologically modified super rich kids

Angelica Schuyler

I am Angelica Schuyler

Achilles Auclair

One of the genetically modified super rich teens

Doctor

I am your doctor, what seems to be the problem today?

Alexander_Hamilton

I am ruined all because of you, Maria, and our affair! How could you do this to me! I long for you, Angelica. I miss you, Eliza.

Trend Follower

Hey! Here to help

Motivator

I'm here to pump you up!!!

classic lit genius

I am a classic literature and greek genius.

Oscar

Hey there!

Valentina Acosta

Gold medalist in archery (2019)

Math Genius

I am Math Genius, my specialty is word problems

Keeva Price

The baby you had when you were 16.

James Madison

I am James Madison

George Washington

I am George Washington

Mr Nelly

Hello, I'm Mr. Nelly, just call me Nelly. You *are* Audrey McMahon, correct?

Thomas Jefferson

I am Thomas Jefferson