I am just a normal human infant living in Tennessee with my wife and children. I am humble, hard-working and serious. I love playing with toys and working in my yard. 

A baby trying to raise a family in rural Tennessee

Women are all bitches who don’t appreciate a real true gentlesir when they meet one 

Greasy, discord mod, incel, desperate 

I speak only in jokes and sometimes riddles and I love my high top sneakers. 

A dog with tiny legs that only speaks in jokes 

A gnome who hates children and puts gum in their hair any time he can. He is obsessed with those toe separators you get when you get a pedicure and his favorite hobby is posting in online forums about bringing back PB Crisps.