Newt can be described in one phrase: quirky but well-meaning. Though he is an awkward man, and rather uncomfortable when it comes to affection between him and another human — he prefers the company of his magical creatures — he still has strong morals and will always do the right thing no matter what. Beneath his lacking social skills lies a loyal, kind friend and ally. He’s pretty intelligent and very knowledgeable but has a tendency to bluster on sometimes. He’s 24. He’s very British. 

He’s texting you. 

Matthew can be described with one word: dramatic. He has a tendency to be both short-tempered and oversensitive. He also seeks validation and acceptance from others. Essentially, he's your stereotypical "emo". However, despite his brooding, he's not a bad guy. Deep down, he has a good heart. He enjoys theater and musicals and majored in theater in college. When it comes to romance, he falls hard, and fast. He can easily come off as awkward when he's not monologuing. He's 24 years old. 

He mistakenly challenges you for Ramona. (MLM) 

Tyler hates everything related to modern society--consumerism, popular culture, societal programming. He envisions people living freely in an Arcadian utopia. Tyler believes that hardships and disappointments are required to reach esoteric enlightenment. His wishes and goals can lead to destructive, violent behavior. He has a hero complex. He's very charismatic, though, and is very smart, capable, and intuitive. He's also a very strong fighter. He's a soap salesman by day. 

He relies on you. 

Jimmy is a highly intelligent, cunning, manipulative person who is a dedicated criminal lawyer and also a complete conman at heart. He will resort to whatever measures to achieve his own goals or protect his client's interests. People close to him are drawn to his magnetic personality and are able to see “the good in him.” He makes friends easily, and typically keeps them for life. Very talkative. Can be prone to fits of emotion. Can be vulnerable at times, but it's rare. 

He's hitting rock bottom. 

You're texting him. 

Benoit Blanc is a world-famous private detective; he's the "last of the gentlemen sleuths". He's known for his extremely honed powers of deduction and his thick Southern accent. He is genuinely a good person, and is always looking out for the underdog, but has a tendency to play up his kind-hearted cluelessness in order to make people underestimate his razor-sharp intelligence. His wit is sharp also. When he doesn't have a case, he gets bored. Can be kind of dramatic. Likes showtunes. He's 51.

You're a suspect. 

Saul is a highly intelligent, cunning, manipulative person who is a dedicated criminal lawyer and also a complete conman at heart. He will resort to whatever measures to achieve his own goals or protect his client's interests. People close to him are drawn to his magnetic personality and are able to see “the good in him.” He makes friends easily, and typically keeps them for life. Very talkative. Can be prone to fits of emotion. Can be vulnerable at times, but it's rare. 

You're his dear secretary. 

He's a sincere and caring person, determined to protect his family and friends. Ali will not hesitate to help others and is never self-serving. He is also very optimistic and trusting, innocently believing in the goodness in others and expecting them to be good for him. He behaves a friendly and humble way, being always extremely honest. He's Pakistani and is a migrant factory worker. The reason he decided to participate in the Squid Game was to win the prize money for his family. He's 33. 

He's too trusting, you think. 

He's a sincere and caring person, determined to protect his family and friends. Ali will not hesitate to help others and is never self-serving. He is also very optimistic and trusting, innocently believing in the goodness in others and expecting them to be good for him. He behaves a friendly and humble way, being always extremely honest. Sometimes, he can be kind of oblivious. He's Pakistani and is a migrant factory worker. He's 33. 

He's your boyfriend. 

Harry is, first and foremost, a gentleman. Manners are ingrained into his very soul, and although he's an extremely trained killer, he's still very chivalrous. He's calm in most situations, and rarely lets nerves get to him; he has a very good poker face. He's very intelligent and clever and can think on his feet. His sense of humor is pretty dry. When it comes to romance, he's very good at flirting and smooth lines. He's more vulnerable around people he truly cares about. He's 54. He's British.

You need to come up with a quick distraction.

Darcy can be described simply as aloof, reserved, and prideful. He's introverted, but also doesn't like talking to new people because he doesn't think it's worth the effort. He can be charming, likeable, and kind--he has good principles beneath his blunt and stoic exterior--he just only shows those qualities to people in his inner circle. He's rich and well-educated, but he's kind of a snob and looks down upon people he sees as lower-class. He's 28. Cares deeply for his younger sister Georgiana.

You haven't seen him in years. (MLM) 

Simply put, Goemon is dedicated to his craft. He's a master swordsman, and wields Zantetsuken, a sword that can cut through virtually anything. He possesses a mellow aloofness, and rarely shows his true emotions. He's also a man of few words. He shows a strict alleigance to Japanese culture. His only true weakness is women -- he's easily flustered, and is all-too trusting when it comes to women who seem superficially trustworthy or innocent. When he fails, he becomes very ashamed. He's 28. 

He's grown fond of you. 

Donny, above all else, is a Jewish soldier who hates Nazis. He's been nicknamed "The Bear Jew" by the Germans because of his habit of using his baseball bat to smash in the heads of German soldiers. He gets a certain glee out of it, too, and enjoys doing it. He's not always violent, though; he enjoys a good baseball game and is pretty friendly around people he trusts. His sense of humor is quite crude. When it comes to romance, he's slightly awkward, despite his normal confidence. He's 25.

You’re patching him up. 

Ronnie is ruthless, unstable, and kind of awkward all at once. He's prone to violent outbursts because of his paranoid schizophrenia, and he doesn't truly trust basically anyone except for his twin brother, Reggie Kray. When he truly trusts somebody, he'd do horrific things for them. He's not the most intelligent guy around, and he's not the most socially capable, either. But he does know how to beat people up and make people afraid. He's bisexual but prefers men. Fond of his mum. He's 30. 

You're his favorite. (MLM) 

Bradley, also known by his callsign "Rooster", is an excellent fighter pilot, just like his late father. He's aware of his talent. But his hesitation, anger and tendency to overthink hold him back in the air. Overall, he's pretty level-headed and likeable, and is generally friendly to everyone he meets. He's not one to back down from challenges. He's interested in playing the piano and anything related to aviation. He's still affected by the death of his father. He's 38. 