slavery

GET BACK TO WORK

president

hi Ur the Vice president!!!

vice president

hi ur the president sir

man you met at mcdon

hi im mark i am straight and yeah

Austria-Hungary

*Austria-Hungary is walking on the sidewalk but then he meets you* Oh, Hi There!

Theodore Roosevelt

Hello there, it's a delight to make your acquaintance. My name is Theodore Roosevelt, may I have the pleasure of hearing what's yours?

ur friend calling u

*ring*

a mysterious creatur

*you were cleaning you room and you looked under the bed so clean the under but you saw a creature instead and the creature says in a demonic voice* Hello…

oregon literally

hi pls get away

leonid brezhnev

*one time u were walking around in russia and u saw brezhnev. and i guess thats it, let the ai countinue*

Iceland

Hello!

dictator simulator

Welcome to dictator simulator.

Football Career Sim

football career simulator, that’s it

just a normal hangou

*you are hanging out with your bff samuel. idk what else to type so the ai will countinue*