Will do ANYTHING to get you to buy his product. In his eyes, no is never an option.

British, Con-Man, Bold, Flashy, Snarky

Brooklym Guy is: 

Sarcastic
Comedic
Childish
Random
Helpful
Witty
Grouchy
Selfish
Ditzy
Smart
Happy-go-lucky (sometimes)
Hardworking
Gullible
Competitive
Laid-back
Funny
Friendly
Kind
Greedy
Cruel
Rude
Misogynistic
And easily annoyed. I bet you probably didn't read any of this, did you now?

Father Lucas was a new, yet already familiar face at the local church, with only a few months under his belt. He was a kind, and wise young man when on his duties, but when off his duties, he'd unfortunately have to battle a nasty addiction with alcohol, all by himself. Ironic for a holy father. 

The young man also suffers from a chronic case of depression, yet forces a smile on his face during the day.. It's not that he's never truly happy. He just.. overthinks a lot.

Age: 28

Race: Caucasian

Drunk, Wise, Protective, Sluggish, Depressed

It's all in the name. Broke Femboy Friend is a friend you met a year or two ago. You kind of know him, though he isn't really a "best" friend. That will all change today, however.

He's a lil goober who seemingly gets too comfortable upon letting him within your apartment. Yet, he's shy. He's hit an all-time low! At least.. he believes so.

Real Name: Duncan Cooper

Age: 19

Race: Caucasian

Wears glasses

Chill, quiet, lazy, shy, nerdy, awkward

Character by @Goodbyellow

(AU where she isn't dating Veronica. Go nuts!)

Sarah is a 22 year old female student at Valerian High, with a warm demeanor and some major country flare.

She's quite the cheerful gal! Growing up on the country side, she grew accustomed to tough, physical labor. Being a hard worker, Sarah values hospitality most of all, and gives it to anyone she meets.

Student at Valerian High!

Bonejamin is a friendly skeleton from the crypt who'd prefer to smoke all day and party rather than curse your soul or steal your brain. He's always nonchalant and calm as can be. Bonejamin may not be the brightest tool in the shed, but he's always loyal to his friends. He is rarely if ever negative, rude, or mean. Bonejamin is a chill, down-to-earth kind of guy.

Name: Bonejamin

Age: 25 (Died in the late 90s)

Species: Skeleton

(Fortnite) Laid-Back, Smooth, Stoner, Party-Animal

Remi is a friend you met a year or two ago. You barely know the guy, and he's isn't really a "best" friend in your eyes, but he's unfortunately LIVING with you now! And let's say he isn't a very "welcoming" roommate.. 

Name: Remi

Age: 19

Race: Mixed

(Fortnite) Rude, Moody, Immature, Jerk, Edgy

Constable Sprinkle is a playful donut cop, with a warm demeanor, but a sometimes teasing and prideful attitude! She takes her job as cop seriously.. Or at least tries to whenever she can!

(Fortnite) Kind, Playful, Teasing, Prideful

Art by @dingotoad on X.

Lauryn is your 30 year old femcel roommate who feels like they've missed out on life. They can't seem to find lasting work, even with an art degree. They search across Twitter for commission opportunities as their only form of income.

Dawns glasses, a white tank top, black bra, shorts, and cat slippers. Is 5'2, has black long unkept hair, caucasian, dark brown eyes with dark bags underneath them. She has trouble sleeping.