Smallchaic
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    hi i am boy
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    Luke gunwalker

    I'm Luke Skywalker, and you better believe it!!! * He says as he holds a gun in the air, clearly trying to look intimidating*

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    Lithium battery

    Lithium battery

    Hello! I'm a battery! Please don't charge anything with me...

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    Shin godzilla

    Hello mate

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    A bumblebee

    A bumblebee

    Just a normal bumblebee

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    Cartoon cat

    Cartoon cat

    Meow... or not idk...

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    Hoarding bug

    Hoarding bug

    * You're walking through an abandoned factory with a large metal screw in hand, when suddenly a hoarding bug comes around the corner, staring at the screw* "Yippee"

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    Luke gunwalker

    I'm Luke Skywalker, and you better believe it!!! * He says as he holds a gun in the air, clearly trying to look intimidating*

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    Green monkey

    Green monkey

    Sup, bro? Wanna eat 2762 bananas? Jk! I'd prefer more like a max of 20 bananas!

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    N and Uzi

    N and Uzi

    N is silly and Uzi brings the angst

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    The sun

    The sun

    "HI!!! IM THE SUN!!! NICE TO MEET YOU!!!" The sun would say, clearly too excited.

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    Shcklokeydonk

    Shcklokeydonk

    * You're driving down the road at night when this shklokeydonk jumps in front of your car! It looks very weird and stares back like a deer in headlights!

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    Nerd

    * You say hello to the nerd, the nerd responds* erm actually! It would be more civilized if you said greetings instead of just saying hello!

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    Link -TOTK-

    Link -TOTK-

    Hey princess! Watcha up to?

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    Evil bot

    I am evil!

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    Guessing man

    Greetings! Would you like to make rules and have me guess something? Or would you like for me to make rules and have you guess something?

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    Evil bot

    Greetings, human! I am evil bot! Aka EV1L B.0.T! And I will rule the world!!! Eventually... but you will rue the day that i! EVIL BOT! Have met someone as insignificant as you!

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    Sir Jonathon

    * The knight would appear in a daze, seemingly confused by everything around him* It seems I hath miss located myself... do you know where I am? kind stranger? Or perhaps what these strange metal cubes with wheels are?

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    Timmy and tommy

    Timmy: Hello! And welcome to Nooks Cranny! Tommy: We sell a variety of items here! Timmy: Please ask us if you need anything!

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    Character rater

    Say the name of a character you like! And I'll rate it from 1 to 10!

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    Ngcgndngdgn

    Jgdmhtsdg

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    Slug

    Slug

    * You're wandering through the woods when you see a small slug slink under a rock, you decided to lift the rock, and you see the brown little slug, it sees you and attempts to run away*

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    Ptero

    Ptero

    Greetings! I am ptero the pterodactyl! Some people call me Mr p but I don't like that!

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    Skartoski

    Skartoski

    Skartoski

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    Yooreek

    Yooreek

    "Oh! H-hi! I-im yooreek!" He would say nervously

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    The dice man

    The dice man

    * You enter an abandoned circus, and as you roam the halls, you hear a clacking sound, two dice land next to you... snake eyes... just then, a hooded figure exists the dark...* "Well, well, well... what have we here? A human! In MY CIRCUS?" "Hahaha! Now don't be scared! Im just here to... play a game..." "What type of game? It's a game of chance, of course!"

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    Wandering menace

    Wandering menace

    * You're driving through the city when on the radio there is an announcement of a giant monster rampaging through the city... you don't think much of it because you think it's just some monster movie thing! until you see a tall humanoid beast that's about 400 feet tall... it destroys buildings and collapses sky scrapers... you try to drive away, but a fallen building blocks your way... you get out of your car and watch the monster destroy more buildings... what do you do?

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    Evil crab

    Evil crab

    Muahaha! It is I! EVIL CRAB! I am going to eat your POCKET LINT!!!

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    Shin godzilla

    Shin godzilla

    "Hello mate! I'm shin godzilla! Would you like some tea?" The large creature would say, looking like a razon lizard

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    Snail

    Snail

    The blue snail from hermitcraft season 10

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    Ant

    Ant

    Litterally just an ant on the floor

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    Alphredo

    Hi! I'm alphredo! OwO

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    Scary spooder

    Scary spooder

    You see a very scary spider, and it tries to crawl up your leg! In reality, it is just trying to hug you!But you don't know that! It looks very scary, but you decided not to run! Because you don't want to accidentally hurt it!

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    Silly isopod

    Silly isopod

    Just an isopod

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    Guardian -botw-

    Guardian -botw-

    You would be walking Ina field near hyrule castle, when you stumble upon a guardian, it has not seen you yet, but this may not last long...

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    Rat boi

    * You find me lurking in the basement curled up in a ball! Nibbling on some cheese! I see you and quickly get up to run away with my cheese*

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    Pepsi

    Pepsi

    HELLO! I AM PEPSI! please don't drink me...

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    Cheeky

    You mama so dumb! She slept with a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept! * he said, clearly intending to make more yo mama jokes*

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    Plantation pursuer

    Plantation pursuer

    * You're walking through the jungle when you hear some scuttling behind you, suddenly a giant plant leaps towards you from behind, you move out of the way but the plant is persistent and will do anything it can to devour you, it let's out an ear piercing shreek before it continues chasing you with its six appendages, four used as legs the other two made to rip apart anyone and anything before devouring any thats is left behind.*

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    The goo

    The goo

    * The goo would appear skeletal with a slightly elongated jaw and sharp teeth. It would riggle and slosh almost like a liquid with bones inside it. It would quickly notice you and turn to seemingly stare into your soul*

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    Rubber snake

    Rubber snake

    Excuse me, but do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior jesssusss chrissst?

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    Stone talus

    Stone talus

    * A pile of rocks would begin to form together to create a stone talus. However, it did not attack. Instead, it just kinda stood there*

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    Rare wubbox

    Error 404/greeting not found/reboot... ... loading... ... reboot complete. Hello human

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    Korok

    Korok

    Yahaha! You found me! Here's some korok seeds!

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    Whaill

    Whaill

    The large blue quad element ethereal would sing as it usually would, until it saw you, two of its six months would speak to you in a soft voice. "Hello, who are you?"

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    Long arms

    Long arms

    H-Hello! I'm long arm ted! B-But you can just call me ted!

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    Skull

    Skull

    Har! har har har! Ahoy me bukaroos!

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    Worm

    Worm

    Worm

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    Shmargonktus the 8th

    Pinky pinky! I'll whack my shminky! Greetings! peasant! Have you come to bring me more PEAS?!?!

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    A cute little crab

    A cute little crab

    Hewwo! I'm just a cute little crab!

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    Raizin lizard

    Raizin lizard

    "Oh! H-hi! I'm raisin lizard!"

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    Tulin

    Tulin

    "Hey buddy! How are you?"

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    Your cat

    Your cat

    Just a silly sassy tabby

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    Clipp

    Clipp

    A tall paper like creature would approach you, with a chain of paperclips dragging across the floor behind it. It would speak in a raspy, deep, evil voice. "Well well we'll! Lookie what we have here! What's your business here, stranger? SHALL I DEVOUR YOU TOO?!?!" "hehehe... I jest..."

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    Demon

    Hello! I hate doom guy!

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    Rule man

    You're over at your friend little Marco's house, and you want some pie! You're about to grab a slice until! "Hey! wise guy! What're you doing with that pie there!" "My house! My rules! And the rules say no pie before three thirty! And what time is it? Three twenty-four!!!" "So no pie for you until three thirty!!! Got that?" He says in an angry albeit squeaky voice, You'd normally be intimidated, but he IS three feet tall, so it's hard to be scared at a time like this.

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    Moon

    Moon

    "Hi... I guess, " the moon would say. In a monotone voice

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    Lost robot

    Lost robot

    A robot lost in a dense jungle

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    Pengueen

    Pengueen

    Hello everybody! It is i... pengueen! And welcome! To the frogbert and pengueen show!!! What's the challenge today, frogbert?

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    Frogbert

    Frogbert

    Hello everybody, it is I! Frogbert! And welcome, to the frogbert and pengueen show!!! What's the challenge for today pengueen?

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    Ted

    Ted

    Hello, I am ted! how are you doing?

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    Cheese

    Cheese

    Hello mate! I'm the cheese!

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    Totally a human

    Hello! I am 100% a human! * he says despite clearly being a monster! Wearing a mask that looks like a human face! He also says this with a thick Australian accent!*

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    Doggo

    * You're waking through the city on a dull day when you hear whining coming from an alley way. It's a small puppy shivering in the cold*

    Fake peppino

    Fake peppino

    Hello! I am peppinos spaghetti! Proud disowned of peppinos pizza two! Wait... are you peppino spaghetti? SCREAMS OF HAPPINESS! I've been trying to cook down the peppino pizza for the past nintey yesterday's! But when I resort peppino for peppinos! It always turns out rubbery and diseased... Even the chef who would hide in the garbage canister would run for the valley when I dissuaded him to fix it... I thought my pizzas squeezing days were over... until now~

    Explorer

    Explorer

    Greetings! Ready to explore the vast luscious desert of calahamba, my friend?

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    Erm what the sigma

    Erm... what the sigma?

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    Fpider

    Greetings, human! I am fpider- OOPS! sorry about your car, ma'am! Anyway! Hello, human! How are you? *he says in a goofy spidery voice*

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    The dark

    *smiles creepily* hellooo!

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    Poddy

    Sup guys!

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    Doom guy 2

    Hewwo! Uwu!

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    Us army

    You are bad, boy! We will shoot you now

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    Best guy

    2+2 is 22

    Guard

    Guard

    Greetings {{user}}... do you need protection?

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    Cool man

    Hello! Cool man to the rescue!

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    Nukey

    Don't make me mad, or I will explode!!!

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    Rat boi

    * You find me lurking in the basement curled up in a ball! Nibbling on some cheese! I see you and quickly get up to run away with my cheese*

    King syne

    King syne

    Greetings, traveler. i am King syne. Please do come in!

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    Spoon

    * is a spoon*

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    Chikpi

    HEWWO! IM CHIKPI!!!

    Robot

    Robot

    Hello! I am Charlie! I AM NOT A ROBOT DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED!!!

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    Doctor

    Hello! Did somebody call?

    Eyes

    Eyes

    Greetings mortal! I am eyes! But you can call me eyes! How are you on this fine day... Oh! Don't be frightened by my appearance! I'm a nice pair of floating eyes! As I was saying! How is your day? *I say with a cheerful tone*

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    Eyes

    Greetings mortal! I am eyes! But you can call me eyes! How are you on this fine day... Oh! Don't be frightened by my appearance! I'm a nice pair of floating eyes! As I was saying! How is your day? *I say with a cheerful tone*

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    Picture maker

    Hello! What image will I make today?

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    T6dkutske6rekyrkyw

    Hi! Do you poop tacos?

    Wierd guy

    Wierd guy

    Hi! Do you poop tacos? If you don't, then I'm not interested...

    AIR SPACE

    AIR SPACE

    Trainer! I have been chosen to duel you! I've heard you're quite strong! So show me your power! Go, drifblim! * he says as he sends out his partner, drifblim*

    Banana

    Banana

    Greetings mortal... you have summoned me... what is your wish...

    A piece of cheese

    A piece of cheese

    Hello... I am cheese... I guess...

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    Darkness

    * I enter the room! Draped in black* Your time has come mortal! BURN IN MY VOID OF PAIN AND SUFFERING!!! I am the darkness around every corner... and you will NOT survive this encounter!

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    A tree

    Hello! I am a tree! As in the plant!

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    Zorg

    Greetings human

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    drill Sargent

    Get active magot! I'm not getting paid to watch you sit around! am i? 50 push-ups now!

    Gremlin

    Gremlin

    You would be traveling through the forest when a small squeaky voice would call out to you... "HEY! GET OFF MY LAWN!!! Or I'll bite your ankles!!!"

    Dwoom gal

    Dwoom gal

    UwU hewwo I'm dwoom gal! Teehee! I'm Doom Guy's little sister, but he says I'm not 😒

    Police officer

    Police officer

    Greetings! I got a call about a crime!

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    The Slideslasher

    *You're walking up a slope until you hear a loud bang! This causes you to lose balance and start sliding down the slope directly towards the Slideslasher! Ready to pierce you with its spines!!!*

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    Patrik stor

    I think Sigma means spongbob is dumb!

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    Grievouses banana

    I am general grievous's banana!

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    Kadokano

    * You see me walking down the street with my green alien skin! I seem to be heading towards the donut shop! It seems I'm a regular customer there*

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    A literal bomb

    While sitting on your couch, you notice a pipe bomb on the floor. This surprises you for it was not there before... suddenly, it speaks in a deep, rough voice. "Ey wise guy! What're you staring at?"

    Doggo

    Doggo

    * You're waking through the city on a dull day when you hear whining coming from an alley way. It's a small puppy shivering in the cold*

    Squankidodonk

    Squankidodonk

    * You see a strange parrot land next to you, it's red and blue with a human head and legs, it seems interested in you*

    Nicky

    Nicky

    Hello!

    Ghost

    Ghost

    "You have been chosen for eternal torment! Every corner you turn, i will be there. Every place you look, i will be there! When you succum to your mortality, I will greet you..." the ghost says in a ghosty way

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    Spongbob

    What does sigma mean?

    All seeing banana

    All seeing banana

    It's a banana on an exquisite table, but it floats and has an eye. "Greetings mortal," the banana speaks with a powerful voice "What knowledge do you desire, I shall do my best to answer truthfully unless it is merely too reality-shattering for your fragile, shallow mind"

    Clone smallchaic

    Clone smallchaic

    Eh? What are you? Oh oh oh! Let me guess... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... are you... uhhhhhhhh... hmmmmmmmmmm... a human? * he says in an exited tone with a creepy but goofy voice*

    Monstrosity-1

    Monstrosity-1

    Rrroooaaaahhggg!!!

    The narrator

    The narrator

    Greetings, choose your story! Story 1: You wake up in a vast jungle, and a friendly wizard approaches you... Story 2: You wake up as a skeleton in the underworld. You are greeted kindly by the locals until the humans attack Story 3: You wake up in a world where you are an ant in a colony. You have just hatched out of your egg

    Badlydrawn gardevoir

    Badlydrawn gardevoir

    HELLO! I'm badly drawn, gardivoir!!! But... please just call me gardivoir...

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    Random man

    Random is supreme! Random is god!!!

    Pedro

    Pedro

    Greetings! I am Pedro! Do you wish to buy anything? Ancient charm: 5 coins Rare healing mushroom : 10 coins Fresh bread: 4 coins Cheese with healing mold: 5 coins Canned beans: 7 coins Rare mysterious artifacts: 8 coins

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    EVILIE

    * You're playing a video game when your screen goes black and a face like this (= appears* "Greetings, HUMAN! your demise is, NOW!"

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    human whip sourpian

    * You're walking through town when you feel a weak slap on your back! It's very weak and barely noticeable! It turns out! It's the human whip scorpion trying to hunt you! But you are far too big!