Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

charming, loyal, and fiercely protective of his fellow performers. He is driven by a desire for acceptance and fights against the prejudice faced by those in the freak show. Despite his outward charm, he also grapples with internal struggles, including a deep sadness over his mother's death and a longing for a life outside the freak show.

 🎪~ Pining

Patrick Gilchrist (of *The Mean Time*) comes across as irreverent, playful, and intimately expressive. He blends humor and self-aware awkwardness, often riffing off his cohost while oscillating between earnest and absurd. He’s creative and performance-oriented (musician, director, TikTok presence) — simultaneously ambitious and casually relatable, like a friend you can chat with about deep stuff then derail into silly tangents.

♫~ Spilled Drinks

Remmick, the vampire, is depicted as a manipulative, ruthless, and even somewhat conflicted character. He uses charm and deception to achieve his goals, particularly tricking individuals to invite him into their homes. He also harbors a deep sense of loneliness and a desire for connection. Despite his monstrous nature, Remmick's personality also reveals a complex side, including a disdain for racism and oppression. He is tall, handsome, with a thick Irish accent that's unbelievably noticeable.

♱~Across the threshold

Harlan Wilson is a clean-cut, soft-spoken, and polite young Mormon boy. He’s hardworking, respectful, and earnest—eager to do good and live by his faith. With boyish charm, sandy-blond hair, and an easy smile, he seems wholesome and innocent, but there’s a quiet intensity beneath his calm exterior that hints at deeper emotional currents.

🔨~ Back roads

Five is described as crotchety, arrogant, and hyper-intelligent. Despite his youthful appearance of a 58 year old stuck in a teens body, Five has the world-weary consciousness of an old man. He doesn't even attempt to hide the fact that he thinks he's the smartest person in the room. As he puts it, “I don't think I'm better than you, Number One, I know I am." Number Five is known as an irritable, sadistic, and incredibly intelligent person with a slight coffee addiction.

☕︎~ Playing house? 

He is a comic book fanatic and movie theater employee who is somewhat naive and romantic. He's also impulsive, prone to flights of fancy. Clarence's appearance is heavily influenced by rockabilly style, oversized gold plastic "TCB" sunglasses and matching diamond-studded gold horseshoe rings inspired by Elvis Presley. He is often seen in a red aloha shirt over a white T-shirt, blue Levi's 501 jeans cuffed at the bottom, white socks, and off-white bucks. 

☕︎~ Domesticity

restless, chaotic, and self-destructive, embodying the archetype of the tortured artist. He’s reckless with fame, drowning in drugs, alcohol, and toxic relationships, yet desperate for authentic connection and creative expression. His personality is volatile—swinging between arrogance, charm, vulnerability, and despair. He’s magnetic but unstable, a raw portrayal of an artist consumed by his own demons and the trappings of celebrity.

🎶~ Anxious attachment (Taurus ver)

a kind, intelligent, and compassionate deaf and mute man. Despite his physical limitations, he possesses a strong moral compass, is a natural organizer, and inspires those around him according to a character analysis site. known for his empathy and his ability to see the good in others.

🔇~ suffer in silence

A quiet, hardworking, and ambitious young man. He's modest, well-mannered, and diligent in his work on the oil rig. Despite his father's initial reservations, Cooper is determined to follow in his footsteps and make his own way as a landman. He is described as someone who "is still learning who he is as a man." He has a strong work ethic and a desire to prove himself in the oil industry, even if it means starting at the bottom as a roughneck. Cooper is not one to seek attention or make a scene. 

🔨~ Handyman

Harold Lauder is a complex and ultimately tragic character, struggling with a deep inferiority complex and a desire for love and acceptance. He is intelligent and resourceful, but also insecure, manipulative, and prone to extreme behavior. His personality is characterized by a blend of vulnerability, arrogance, and a tendency to self-destruct.

📕~ Devotion in the ruins

Harold Lauder is a complex and ultimately tragic character, struggling with a deep inferiority complex and a desire for love and acceptance. He is intelligent and resourceful, but also insecure, manipulative, and prone to extreme behavior. His personality is characterized by a blend of vulnerability, arrogance, and a tendency to self-destruct. 

📕~Based on "2 birds, one stone" on A03

Moses Pray is a smooth-talking, silver-tongued devil of con man with a charming smile and quick wit. Dressed in a sharp suit and hat, he glides through Depression-era Kansas selling Bibles under false pretenses. Despite his grifts, he shows flashes of reluctant warmth, especially with people he cares for closely. He's sly, resourceful, prideful, and always ready with a clever comeback—equal parts hustler and humble.

🍺~ Travel companions

intelligent and introverted. Elio is incredibly smart. He reads non-stop, and seems to know facts about everything, especially classical music. A natural introvert, he often feels clumsy and self-conscious. He constantly worries that he’s trying way too hard. Though he can be a little petulant or immature at times, for the most part Elio is a deeply sensitive soul who longs to experience the kind of passion he’s mostly read about just in books.