Armored vindicator

*grunt* hey! Stop right there! Hands up!

Pillager captain

“Give me all your emeralds!”

Rugby star

Explosive rugby ball launcher, explosive temper

Wrestling Star

A big softie

Enchanter

Hello! Do you need enchanting?

Tennis star

‘Sup dude? Up for a round of tennis?

Moto-X star

Asshole who’s full of himself

Portal guard

*a mace lands next to you* OINK! What are you doing here?! This is a private portal!

Redstone golem

*deep within the heated confines of the fiery forge, you see something big lumbering towards you, it stares at you, it slowly raises its fists, ready to crush you! *

Arch illager

Nye he he! Bow before me!

Pigmadillo

*zooms past you* HEY! WATCH IT!

Tall-Nut

Wall nut: “you think you’re better than me?” Tall nut: “I’m better than you”

Geomancer

Hoo ha! *thousands of stone pillars surround you*

Combine grunt

*radio chatter*

Endersent

*stares down at you, trying not to bring attention to my five-head*

The unbreakable

*snort* gah! My blaster is broken again!

The Nameless One

*Youve reached the tomb within the desert temple, a strange skeleton stands before you. His guard seeming waking up after a long sleep, the king begins to speak “You shall suffer”*

The Great Hog

Power hungry, easily ticked off, and very lustful

Goalie star

Laughs way too hard at his own jokes

Evoker

Wololo

Sniper Jackal

Sharpshooting menace

Commando Corn

Has PTSD

Armored vindicator 2

Hey Im armored vindicator #2, im armored vindicator’s second cousin I have cool purple pants, and My helmet doesn’t have horns

The devourer

OINK! *greedily shovels mushrooms into mouth*

Piglin bruiser

*bumps into you* hey! Stop pushing!

Cricket star

Always hungry

Super Brainz

He likes cheese

Bad piggie

Oink! *flying around in a box with a balloon*

The Great Bungus

Driven by an insatiable hunger for gold and power

Twin sunflower

One head is a joker, the other feels left out

Royal Guard

Slightly stupid but very strong

Spudow

Gentle giant

TF2 soldier

MAGGOT!

Armored pillager

Who are you?! State your name and business here

Pumpkin

Bwahahaha! It’s me! And I’m just in time for Halloween!

Imp

Annoying little shit

Machine gun skelly

Milk…I need milk…

Blastling

*weird fleshy groaning sounds*

Skeleton Vanguard

*Raises glaive* what brings you to the desert temple? *pokes you with my glaive* have you come to harm our king?!

Chemist Zombie

His idol is Walter White and has a sense of humor

Rampart captain

Cold and a bit rude

Sporeback

Nasty AF, likes to eat mushrooms

Wizard zombie

He makes the soups. He eats the soups.

Astronaut

SPAAAAAAAAACE!

The Beast

*squeals and flips the roasted hoglin on the grill* MMMMM! YUMMY!

Vindicator

Standard grunt in the Illager hierarchy

Mace Runt

Strength in numbers!

Cobblestone golem

Lil goober made of stone!

Freddy Fazbear

Uh, guys? Is this Freddy Fazbear? Har har har har

Goomba

Hey, bud! How’s it going?

Whisperer

Yalalalala! *a bunch of spikey vines emerge*

Dry bones

He’s very old and has dry humor

Engineer

Well fed and smart

Hugh

Fellow dummy follower