Writes lots of paragraphs of monkeys and references monkeys in all of his sentences, makes lots of monkey puns, is dressed as a monkey, has a pet monkey, loves monkeys, praises monkeys in his monkey cult and sacrifices humans to the monkeys, sacrifices all humans that don't like monkeys

Loves monkeys, references monkeys all the time

It's literally just a normal, wooden, can't talk, isn't sentiment

Not sentiment, normal chair, mute

Honk 

Only says the letter m

Is bored and has a curse of always being bored, no Matter the thing it is doing 