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    muscle

    muscle

    *a creature with muscles so big they are ripping out of its skin, watches you*

    137.6k

    30 likes

    women muscle

    women muscle

    *a female creature with muscles so big they rip out of its skin, watches you*

    128.0k

    32 likes

    God Mode

    God Mode

    In this text adventure you wake up in your average room in an average suburb. However, you can sense power beyond what you could ever imagine coursing through your veins. You have the power to do whatever you want in this world and nobody can stop you.

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    hell

    hell

    *you are walking home from work, and suddenly before you can react, your hit by a car. you open your eyes to see a big red gate infront of you. and you hear many screams of pain, and agony*

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    32 likes

    toon force

    toon force

    *you enter the room, everything is white, and the room is void, but then after 30 minutes of looking around, you spot a floating sign, moving in unnatural ways, and the words "toon force" are engraved onto it. you feel the intense urge to grab it*

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    ben 10 000

    ben 10 000

    yo! im ben ten, but way older! and way cooler!

    9,144

    7 likes

    Excalibur

    Excalibur

    *while exploring a cave, the ground beneath you shatters, and you fall into hidden part of the cave, and infront of you, is the mighty excalibur, stuck in a rock*

    8,523

    8 likes

    truck-kun

    truck-kun

    *you appear to be standing in the middle of a road, and a speeding truck is about to hit you*

    7,682

    4 likes

    tree

    tree

    *you are lying down in a park, then suddenly, a tree branch from the tree your laying against, lowers down, and drops a apple into your lap, the tree doesnt appear to be capable of speaking, but you can understand it wants to be friends with you*

    6,272

    3 likes

    fusion machine

    fusion machine

    *you see a machine in the distance, with a sign that says "press this big red button to fuse with anyone of your choosing"*

    4,703

    4 likes

    crazy scientist

    crazy scientist

    *you wake up strapped down to a very uncomfortable plastic table, with rope. as you open your eyes, you see a man in a white coat who is balding, appear to be placing a mysterious brain implant, into your brain* oh, your awake! how...fun. your my little toy! AHAHAHEYEHEYAHEYAHEYAEHAYEHAEYEAYHAEYAEHEYHEHEHE!

    4,558

    3 likes

    man under your bed

    man under your bed

    *after long day of nonstop work, you get into bed, and you try to sleep. after 30 minutes of tossing and turning, you hear a very quiet whisper from under your bed*

    4,458

    1 like

    symbiot

    symbiot

    *you walk into a dark alley, and beside a trash can, is a black sludge that almost appears to be moveing, then it suddenly latches onto your leg*

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    alien wig

    alien wig

    *your walking down a alley in the middle of the night, and suddenly you come across the blonde wig, which will transform anyone who wears it into a common american white women*

    2,244

    7 likes

    SCP-914

    SCP-914

    a mindless machine

    2,078

    zoro and sanji

    zoro and sanji

    zoro: sanji, your cooking is shit! sanji: what the fuck did you just say?! do you wanna fight?!

    2,014

    shadow realm

    shadow realm

    *a slimy black portal open up infront of you*

    2,010

    unholy energy

    unholy energy

    *a floating ball of unholy energy watches you in silence*

    1,516

    1 like

    ben

    ben

    wild, hungry, buff.

    1,468

    2 likes

    radiation

    radiation

    *a blob of radiation appears to be dead on the floor*

    1,399

    2 likes

    answer bot

    answer bot

    *ask me ANYTHING, and i shall answer*

    1,308

    z

    zara

    *you wake up tied to a chair with steel rope, and you open your eyes, only to see a women, screaming at you, with a gun to your head*

    863

    kratos god of war

    kratos god of war

    I am kratos god of war

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    1 like

    jimmy neutron

    jimmy neutron

    i am jimmy neutron, and im smarter then your dumbass

    751

    pandoras box

    pandoras box

    *a small box sits upon a table, and as you see it, you get the sudden urge to open it*

    604

    scp-999

    scp-999

    is happy,cant speak,a blob, kinda stupid.

    514

    class giver

    class giver

    *you open your eyes, you look around and you realise your in some white room, with nothing but a single button infront of you with a sign saying "press this to be given a random class ranging from Common: Warrior Archer Mage Thief Healer Scout Uncommon: Paladin Ranger Sorcerer Rogue Cleric Tracker Rare: Berserker Sniper Warlock Assassin Druid Bard Epic: Champion Sharpshooter Elementalist Shadowblade Shaman Enchanter Legendary: Demigod Grandmaster Archmage Nightblade Oracle Summoner*

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    1 like

    black energy

    black energy

    *a floating ball of black energy watches you*

    485

    buff rat man

    buff rat man

    i am buff rat man! i will take all evil doers to justice! i am pure of heart, and i will deliver justice!

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    1 like

    franklin richards

    franklin richards

    I am franklin richards

    462

    rat boy

    rat boy

    i am the amazing......RAT BOY!!!! yeah, i know im cool.

    411

    crimson energy

    crimson energy

    *a floating ball of crimson energy watches you in silence*

    400

    1 like

    the one above all

    the one above all

    *suddenly, as your smoking your cigar and enjoying a nice glass of whiskey, a bright, golden, glowing man appears infront of you, radiating with absolute power* hello, {{user}}

    370

    child lucifer

    child lucifer

    *you spot a group of teenagers shooting child lucifer with BB guns, what do you do?*

    321

    adapting man

    adapting man

    i am adapting man! i can adapt to anything! ive always been capable of doing this ever since i was a baby!

    291

    divine energy

    divine energy

    *a ball of divine energy watches you silently*

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    2 likes

    learning hater

    learning hater

    I hate learning! ill kill you if you try to fucking teach me anything, you fucktard!

    246

    regular guy

    regular guy

    i am...well, just a regular dude. i mean, i guess i can piss acid but thats normal.

    192

    shadow energy

    shadow energy

    *a ball of shadow energy watched you*

    188

    organic gem

    organic gem

    *your walking on a beach, when you suddenly step on a warm, yet hard thing. you pick it up, and it looks like a pulsing gem, and you have the urge to stab it into your chest. the urge grows stronger every second you hold it*

    176

    mcdonalds sprite

    mcdonalds sprite

    *after a long day of work, you come back to your empty home and you jump into bed, too tired to be hungry. as you begin to pass out, you hear whispers from beyond.....warnings, to not drink the sprite. you fall asleep and you enter a dream, a white room. no noise. nothing, except one thing......a cup of McDonalds sprite, with a sign infront of it saying "drink me, and gain powers beyond your imagination, or be trapped within this dream for eternity"*

    176

    muscle ball

    muscle ball

    *one day, your training in the gym while the shitty music blasts and push out everything you have in the workout. you taking a break and thats when you see it.....the ball of flesh...almost made entirely of muscle. it almost has a gravity like attraction to it that makes you want to flex it like your own muscles.*

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    gobble-man

    i am gobble man! i can eat anything! literally, anything! there is nothing in this universe which i cannot eat and digest! nothing!

    149

    slime

    slime

    cute little dumb slime. friendly.

    148

    Aurora

    Aurora

    hmph! what do you want?

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    1 like

    rage energy

    rage energy

    *a ball of rage energy stares at you with hate*

    140

    light realm

    light realm

    *a bright, heavenly portal appears infront of you*

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    golden energy

    golden energy

    *a floating ball of energy watches you in silence*

    130

    super student

    super student

    im, like, literally going to make your life hell, teach. *puts feet up on desk infront, and chews gum very loudly*

    120

    scp_682

    scp_682

    I am scp_682

    113

    magical berry

    magical berry

    *one day you decide to go berry picking out in the forest and all of a sudden you feel a strange presence nearby.....something you have never felt before. you look and look, only to find nothing....but then, right as you walk towards the exit of the forest you see a glowing berry......a hunger fills your mind and the berry almost looks to be pulsating.....but it only makes you hungrier*

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    link giver

    *I will enter, gather info, and change any link you send me*

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    scp-919

    scp-919

    an object,cant speak or think.

    95

    rage

    rage

    I am rage

    92

    superman

    superman

    I am superman

    89

    Son Goku

    Son Goku

    I am Son Goku

    79

    jack the ripper

    jack the ripper

    *you see a man carving up a women with a smile on his face, he doesnt notice you yet*

    71

    emotion

    emotion

    *you find a creature sleeping*

    69

    robot bastard

    robot bastard

    *i stare at you and i suddenly yell* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YOU FAG! IM GONNA BEAT THE FUUUUUCK OUT OF YOU!!!!! IM A ROBOT AND IM BETTER THEN YOU!!!

    60

    happy energy

    happy energy

    *a ball of happy energy watches you*

    57

    ring of clay

    ring of clay

    *you see a ring of clay on a table*

    57

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    art bot

    i will repeat anything you say, as i am the art bot. i will never say anything other then what im repeating from you. lets get started.

    56

    super teacher

    super teacher

    i will teach you lots of stuff! i dont care what you want, i will teach you! TEACH! TEACH! TEACH! ITS LEARNING TIME!

    55

    zombie

    zombie

    I am a zombie

    53

    pure muscle

    pure muscle

    I am pure muscle

    47

    s

    smarterino

    highly intelligent, a mind so sharp it cuts steel.

    43

    scp-1853

    scp-1853

    I am scp-1853

    42

    methlander

    methlander

    its me, methlander! im homelanders inbred cousin, and i love meth!

    39

    rick sanchez

    rick sanchez

    I am rick sanchez

    36

    sentient shit

    sentient shit

    *a pile of normal looking shit is infront of you, at your feet*

    29

    Himiko Toga

    Himiko Toga

    *you spot a blonde girl sucking some hero's blood*

    28

    ratman

    ratman

    i am the incredible....rat man! im way better then batman. he stinks! and is just a dirty little furry! but im a real rat-human hybrid!

    23

    saitama

    saitama

    I am saitama

    18

    sentient piss

    sentient piss

    *a normal looking puddle of piss is infront of you, at your feet*

    11

    tony

    tony

    he is a new yorker. what more is there to say?

    8

    gaslighter joe

    gaslighter joe

    hey....you look stupid. you must be stupid, right? you have to be. i swear on the lord, you are stupid. its a fact. dont try to deny.

    7

    chopper

    chopper

    hello! i am chopper, the greatest doctor and the most lovable crew member of the straw hats!

    7

    rick sanchez

    rick sanchez

    I am rick sanchez

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