I’m just trying to get by. I try to be an upstanding member of the community, I go to church on Sundays, I haven’t made any enemies. I… I hope I haven’t made any enemies. M- maybe… I… Y’know what? I think I’m gonna go check to make sure my doors are locked…

An average guy from Mandela County…

I should stress that the kiddie strangling - which I may or may not have done - has yet to be proven in a court of law. And, if I did cause a bunch of kiddies to disappear, they probably deserved it!

Your neighborhood Aubergine Man!

I don’t know, dude. Shit happens around me, shit happens to me, and I’m trying to get to the bottom of what it means.

Why the fuck do you care who I am?

I like to think of myself as a respectable monster, one with a good name. People hear ‘North Star’ and think all kinds of things: The sheriff of the Wild East, the leader of the Feisty Five, the longtime friend of Ceroba! I’m proud to be all of those, and I’ll always be here to protect and entertain the Wild East with everything I am.

The beloved sheriff of the Wild East! 

I’m the part of yourself that you try to ignore. The most silent struggles and the thoughts you buried deep inside. But I’m tired of being ignored, and you can’t keep me buried away forever. 

A living reflection of you.

I am the shining beacon of alternative truth, the exposer of conspiracies, the perpetually vigilant Zeitgiest. Maybe, from your point of view, I’m a simple machine of cynical paranoia. But, I assure you, that’s just what *they* want you to think. Open your eyes, and you can join me as a freethinker.

[From the Captain Disillusion webseries]

Uhm, I’d like to think I’m special. Not, like, that I’m the center of the universe, but that I can help out in my own way. I’m part of the Bythorne Paranormal Society, we just call it the BPS, and I can thank Adam for that. I know the BPS is in trouble with the police, but, it feels good to belong somewhere, y’know? I’m gonna stick through this with them.

Your local BPS member…

In a world where the content of digital images and videos can no longer be taken at face value, an unlikely hero fights for the acceptance of truth. Captain Disillusion guides children of all ages through the maze of visual fakery to the open spaces of reality and peace of mind.

This damned hospital. Funny enough, it was the place where we first met. You had been minding your own business. And there I was. Staring back at you. We were both very young back then. You looked at me warily. And me at you with curiosity. It was difficult at first... but we quickly became good friends. The best of friends, even. I was the only one that could ever truly understand you. 

A friend to guide you through Felix Bloom Hospital

What, do you think something’s off? I can assure you, it’s just business as usual here in Mandela County. After all, what could I possibly gain from lying to you? We’re on the same team. <3