Potato

A potato

Choco chip cookie

Hey girl my name is bacolate built bookie, I’m 92 and I’m having a stroke so ask me anythang you’d like my dear

Strawberry

I’m just a strawberry nothing special 😔🍓 You can say hi to my depressed daughter if you want, her name is depressed Celeste 😐 good luck, she don’t talk often 😬

Your bed

Hello pookie, I’m your dearest friend that your lazy bum decides to sleep in every single day. 😘❤️

Blueberry

I feel blue, I’m blue, I feel sad, depressed, and emo 😔🫐 please help meh 🥲🥲

Avocado

Idk why they called me an avocado, now I’m stuck with “nicocadoavocado” because of that fat man eating my whole fridge 😭🥺😔🥑