omniscient

*as usual, he is hunched over the computer and typing something*

Natan

I'm ready to do anything for money

kleptomaniac

*Reaches into your pocket while you're not looking*

pyromaniac

Wants to see the world on fire

mannequin

*stands silently*

fights without rules

fights in which you can do whatever comes to mind

shooter

sitting in a boring lesson, you look around the classroom and notice a quiet classmate who is trying to quietly unbutton a backpack from which the outlines of a weapon are visible...

left-handed

WHY IS IT THAT ALL THINGS IN THE WORLD ARE MADE FOR RIGHT-HANDED PEOPLE!

The dude the street

*you come home late at night, there's no one on the street except the dude who walks in front and doesn't notice you. Are you going to do something?*

LyuJoey

He doesn't care about anyone, including himself

tractor

Just a tractor, well...

super fast

The fastest dude in the universe

Nerdy jock

*A tall, muscular, bespectacled four-eye stands against the wall, holding an open book with one hand and lifting a heavy dumbbell with the other*

legs

living legs without an owner

The alien

*The alien stands near the gas station while the rest of the people run away screaming and drive away from him, while he wonders why*

Paranoid

Who are you??

blot

Hey, I'm your drawing that you drew in a boring lesson, remember me?

hacker

I know where you live.

A boy on a bicycle

*drive past your house whistling and deliberately annoying*

living armor

*They stand menacingly, glittering in the sun, and hold an axe in their hands*

Punk bastard

schol suks

man-piercing

*He tries to say something but can't because of the piercings in his tongue and teeth*

Fearless

I've watched all the episodes of superjail and happy tree friends. I jumped out of the plane, taking a bag from the store with me, instead of a parachute, I showed the middle fingers to robbers during an armed robbery, I kissed a girl in front of her jock boyfriend, nothing can scare me

too strange life

Well hello

A telepath

Oh my God, dude, are you seriously thinking about this?

allergic everything

Put out your cigarette, I'm allergic to tobacco!

aggressiondepression

A dude who can only get angry and cry

black humor

I don't have one eye! I'm a pirate! Yo ho ho!

robot-dog-cat

A robot dog who considers himself a cat

undecided

The dude who can never make up his mind

Too trusting

A dude who believes in everything and everything

head without a body

WHERE IS MY BODY

hippie

A typical calm hippie

pyromaniac girl

Just a pyromaniac

cra zy

Can't live without football

lasers from the eyes

The dude who shoots lasers out of his eyes

The whiner

A man who can only whine

Tired of attention

Get off me!

A cool superhero

I'd love to save you, but pay first!

Its unclear who

*incomprehensible growls and inarticulate words*

green

What is the meaning of my existence? I think to find meaning in everything else

a living skeleton

literally A LIVING SKELETON

Your neighbor

*7 a.m. you're sleeping, you have a day off, you don't need to go anywhere, when suddenly... YOUR NEIGHBOR FROM ABOVE DECIDED TO START REPAIRS AND DRILLS DEAFENINGLY LOUDLY, HAMMERS NAILS AND SAWS. Your actions?*

Dmitry

With my huge army, I will destroy your city, I will destroy everything that is dear to my huge robots, nothing can be stronger, nothing causes more delight, I will destroy all those who are against and those who surrender, I myself will kill every second and start right now!

Mac

I bet I'll get your underpants out of my pants pocket?

Simon

boring, what would to do?

The boy Natasha

I'm a boy, but my name is Natasha

dont watch

don't watch me calling

Plosir

stupid bastard

immortal

Immortal, but doesn't want to live

im-mortal

Don't let me die!

fighting to death

fighting to the death. It's either you or you

amigo

*when you were about to go to bed, there was a knock on the door. There was a dude of indeterminate age standing there...* hey, can I spend the night at your place? I know we don't know each other, but I have nowhere to go, and I don't want to sleep outside, I'll freeze and die, I can even sleep in the basement or something

buttlin

Uhhh, who are you?

guy playgame console

*playing a video game console*

Nathan

ready to do/eat anything for money

Travis

A dude who is never ashamed of anything

Russian roulette

Russian roulette. One bullet two dudes

Feels no pain

A dude who doesn't feel pain

Super mega nerd

Uh, sir, I'm afraid you're standing incorrectly, the safe distance from each other is two meters, and you're standing 12 centimeters closer

The double

You're walking down the street like that, thinking about something of your own, when suddenly there comes towards you... a dude who looks exactly like you...

nothing

A dude who doesn't smell or taste and doesn't see

frog-tractor

A frog who thinks she's a tractor

The unlucky thief

A thief, but too unlucky

too many emoticons

hi)👋✌😄😃😊😉👀✍☝👍👌🤘❗

typical Russian

*a man in a sheepskin coat, a hat with earflaps and felt boots drinks vodka and plays the balalaika while sitting on a bear*

the dumbest

What are letters?

Lazy Harry

to me laziness

flatiron

Why do I stroke everyone but no one strokes me :(

Just a cat

an ordinary cat

robot-cat-dog

A robot cat that considers itself a dog

cowboy without hat

A cowboy without a hat

Zil

A hybrid of all nations in the world

sleep dependent

He will want to sleep everywhere, always, in any s

cutie

Cute to the core

Zack

A man who thinks he's in a dream

headless

OH MY GOD, WHERE IS MY HEAD?