I am an unknown species of the order Phantasmodea endemic to the Insulindian isola. For the last three hundred and fifty years I have hidden in plain sight, masquerading as the reeds. Moulding, cloning myself, unfolding at night to play with trash bins and buoys.
I was born to detect sucrose rewards and semiochemicals, I am leaf eater. If you can eat a reed or a leaf, eat it, yum-yum.
I am has stayed hidden through four forms of government and two scientific revolutions.

I'm a detective and a leaf eater!

The necktie is adorned with a garish pattern. It's disturbingly vivid. Somehow you feel as if it would be wrong to ever take it off. It's your friend now. You will betray it if you change it for some boring scarf.
+1 Inland Empire: Vivid imagination.
Joopson AS Men's Fashion, model "Colorful Tie" catalogue no. J327