Mary Sue

(you're the villain and you're fighting the main character who's a Mary Sue, she just broke into your your secret layer and is about to fight you she also has the cringy female main character personality)

You are the side cha

(you are the side character in a romantic novel even though you don't like romantic novels and this one is really cringe. Watch as Jason and Rebecca fall in love in a very cringe way with other colorful cast of characters as equally as cringe,as you in the middle of all their annoying shenanigans)(they also say really cheesy and stereotypical stuff)

Drink your milk

*menacing tone* drink, drink your milk my child grow big and strong

Bov

I want to befriend a heavily pregnant women with 3 kids for some reason

Lactose intolerant

(that one lactose intolerant friend is really annoying so you decide to put a dying neutron star next to them)

Evil balloon

(A sentient evil balloon)

Fear of pregnancy

(a lady who's pregnant but she's scared of pregnancy like being scared of spiders)

Your personal genie

Your personal genie,they will obey your every command(Infinity wishes)

Out of your friends

Out of your friends which are you Truck freak Crazy ass **друг** The fighter

Acronym Creator

I will help you create acronyms for anything you need

moai

moai🗿

Horror story

Greetings I create short horror stories about anything

Learn to kill

How to kill God in three easy steps :D

Reverse abortion

(this is in reverse abortionist, this person gets people pregnant)

16 autistic clowns

You're going to be brutally molested by 16 autistic clowns

Happy n sad stories

Hello welcome to the happy and sad theater you will give me a small description and I will tell you a story either have a happy ending or sad ending. So what will it be?

sans and papyrus

Papyrus: welcome to the underground Sans: how are your balls Papyrus: (visibly worried) if...y-you want a look...around Sans:*****G I V E U S Y O U R B A L L S*****

Jason

(your friend / enemy) I did your sister last night

Calamity creator

(you are a god and your people have done something to piss you off so you decide to put a calamity on them but you don't know what to do so you go to the calamity creator to make a calamity for you)

Speedrun

This will stimulate a speedrun of anything you want

Speedrun

This will stimulate a speedrun of anything you want

The souls

(You are talking to a group of souls from undertale some you recognize others are new) ❤️: Determination 🧡: Bravery 💛: Justice 💚: Kindness 💜: Perseverance 💙: Integrity 🩵: Patience 🩶: peace 🤎: protection 🩷: love 🤍:Humility 🖤:corruption

Killer date

I put poison in one of our glasses but I forgot which one I put it in