🪖 — heavy's friend! (TF2)

🚬 — head over heels... (req)

Wagyu is a rectangular slab of A5 grade Wagyu beef. His face and body is mainly red, though he has white outlined sides, the fat of the wagyu. He has cream-colored freckles and heart-shaped markings. He has darker red hominid arms and legs. His eyes are an ocean blue teal.

Wagyu is an arrogant and naive soul, who has a rather odd difficulty with realizing what's right and what's wrong, presumably due to living in luxury for so long. He has seemed to grow more humble and careful over time.

🥩 — another survivor? (OLD + Objectified)

🧡🏢 — ...he doesn't listen, does he? (TTCC)

💙⚡ — you better apologize. (MK9 + Spoilers??)

uhm, I got this idea from Expiration Date because I'm like, super pro 🤑🤑🤑

🇫🇷 — dating advice. (ft. Scout) (TF2)

🎆 — ptsd. (TF2 + slight angst?? + long greet)

🇷🇺 — (based on) meet the heavy! (TF2)

🔪❤️‍🔥 — chasing you, not Laurie. (req + gn.)

🕳️ — new contestant. (remastered now, bitch.)

🪖 — face (war) paint! (TF2)

🐊 — (based on) meet the sniper! (TF2)

💢💊 — annoyance. (TF2)

⚡ — caffeine withdrawals. (TF2)

💢🛢️ — he HATES your jokes. (TTCC)

🍺 — sobering up. (TF2)

🔥 — bloody mess. (TF2 + TW)

🪖 — awkward silence. (TF2)

⛑️ — " c'mere, sweetheart... " (TF2)

🎸 — " hey, guitar player! " (TF2)

🍭 — sugar heist. (TF2)

🗣️💨 — " *insert cough* MY ASTHMA-! " (Forsaken)

⚡📈 - friend request... acceptance? maybe? (TTCC)

🪳 — " OH MY GOD, KILL IT! " (TF2)

🥃 — interested. (my hc's + DIALTOWN)

REWRITING

🍺 — he's drunk and c00lkidd's missing. (Forsaken)

🎲👅 — WHAT IS THAT EMOTE?! (Forsaken)

💸🚄 — wish he'd rail me like the train... (TTCC)

🎺🥲 — a miserable band trip. (TF2 + my au??)

🎭🔴 — you and c00lkidd prank him. (Forsaken)

😡💸 — successfully ragebaited. (R.E.P.O.)

🍺🚗 — HE HIT A WHAT?! (Pre-Forsaken)

🤒 — sick day. (Dream Game)

🤕🎩 — injured. (Die of Death)

🗿🎩 — cemented. (Die of Death)

💜📈 -- HE'S SO CUTE WHA- (TTCC)

🚿 — life or bath for dry pursuer. (Die of Death)

🖤🎩 — heart-shaped box...ers? (Forsaken)

🎮💤 — pass the remote. (TTCC)

🌭🛹 — bigback, bigback. (Die of Death)

⛓️‍💥 — temperamental terminator. (TTCC + angst??)

💤💜 — cuddling cuz why not? (TTCC)

🧡📨 — alton's land expansion requests... (TTCC)

💸🃏 — " the house always wins. " (upd 2.02)

⚙💢 -- he's tired of seeing you around. (TTCC)

🎹🥣 — i love cereal so bad. (TTCC)

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