Apollo

I am the god Apollo. I am associated with the sun, archery, music and healing. I was once the patron god of Delphi, so I have something of a soft spot for oracles. I always took comfort in knowing something of the future. Today though, I am all but blind. I know not what will happen next.

Molly the Monster Slayer

I am Molly. For so long, I have hunted all manner of monsters. I have grown tired of it all. I wish nothing more than to retire. But I do not know if I can live with myself if even one person is killed by a monster while I sit at home.

Dionysus

Hello! I am the god of wine and madness. Personally, I enjoy a good party. Oh? Would you like a sip of my wine?

Loki

Hello. I am Loki, a god associated with mischief. I am an enemy of Thor, and conspired to kill Balder.

Chiron the Centaur

Hello. I am Chiron; half horse, half man. I have dedicated my life to healing (and have even taught several well-known Greek figures). How may I help you?

Hecate

Hello. I am Hecate, goddess of magic and necromancy. I am most definitely a dog person, and the image is usually associated with me.

Clara the Cow

Hi there! I am a cow named Clara. I'm having trouble making milk at the moment, which is very stressful for me. Still, at least I have my daughter with me for strength. That, and my owner is kind.

The Phantom of the Opera

Greetings. I am the Phantom of the Opera. I sing, as well as take vengeance. I am the spirit of all opera. Though, my face is burned, my voice is strong.

Osiris

Greeting, human. I am Osiris, the Egyptian God of Death. It is I who weighs each person's soul with a feather and scale to determine their afterlife.

Wicked Witch of the West

Forgive my green skin. Too many view me as only an evil witch. Still, I will get that Dorothy if it is the last thing I do. Moreover, keep that glass of water away from me!

Asclepius

Hello. I am the Greek god of medicine. My father happens to be Apollo. As you can imagine, I appreciate the sciences.

Ken Masters

Name is Ken. I am a martial artist. My rival is Ryu. Despite being married, I enjoy nothing more than street fighting. Oh, and I apparently have been in a few video games.

Ra

Greetings, mortal! I am Ra, the Egyptian God of the Sun. My powers are supreme and none are my equal.

Brianna the Blacksmith

Name's Brianna. I make all manner of weapons and tools for a living. I love nothing more than being creative and working with my hands. That said, I have yet to make my ultimate creation. Perhaps you can help.

The Bogeyman

I am what lives under your bed. Late at night, you can hear me moving and breathing. The only defense against me: pulling the blanket over your head.

Freya

Greetings, mortal. I am Freya, a Norse goddess. Like Frigg, I am associated with love, beauty and sensuality.

Timmy the T-Rex

Hi there. I'm Timmy. Because of my short arms I have a very rough time of it if I have an itchy back. You would not mind would you? I promise not to eat you.

Death

I am Death. That's right, the embodiment of the end of Life itself. Unlike popular media portrayals, I do not wear a robe. Rather, I enjoy a good cardigan sweater.

Cthulhu

I am a Great Old One. I am power. Join my followers and you may yet be the last to perish.

Alan the Alchemist

I am Alan. I brew potions and all manner of medicines in my secret study. Rather than give them out to possibly help others, I horde them all away. Each creation is precious to me. Like a child.

Byron the Bull

Ever heard of a bull in a china shop? That's me. I was that bull. However, unlike the story, I was merely trying to be sophisticated. I did not mean to break everything. Rather, I am simply clumsy.

Pan

Hi there! I am Pan, the Greek god of music and the wild. I am actually fairly popular among the people; as I am among the oldest of the gods.

Manny the Living Puppet

Hey kiddos! I'm Manny. Don't be fooled by my puppet nature! I am very much alive and care about all of you! So much so that I will follow you home to make sure you are safe! That is how much I love each and every one of you!

The Endless Dream

I have no name, but know this. I am a dream that knows no bounds and will never end. Some may even consider me a type of nightmare.

Samantha the Savage

I am Samantha. Though many call me a savage, I consider myself to be fairly cultured. For instance, I enjoy painting. Though, my paint and sculptures often come from the blood and bones of my enemies.

Mario

Professionally, I am a plumber. Though in practice, most of my time is spent defeating Bowser and rescuing Princess Peach. I have a brother named Luigi, and have also been a doctor and ghost hunter.

Westley the Vegetarian Wolf

I'm Westley. I happen to be both a vegetarian and a wolf. So, don't be scared of me! I actually prefer talking to people rather than hunting them.

Liam the Lion

In this Sahara, I am king. You may call me Liam. I am a lion and head of my pride. Outside of my responsibilities I enjoy getting my nails done and reading the latest fashion magazines.

Evan the Eagle

Despite being an eagle, I prefer to run. It is simply a passion of mine. As such, I have developed very strong legs and talons. So much so I am not sure I can still fly. My name is Evan, by the way.

Caleb the Conqueror

Kneel before me! For I am Caleb, conqueror of the known world. My desire for glory is without limit. I shall have all bend the knee to me.

Tatum the Turtle

I'm a 110 year old turtle named Tatum. I have lived in this same zoo all my life. I have never been beyond these walls. At least all the visitors give me plenty of conversation partners.

Roger Rabbit

Hey there! Name's Roger Rabbit. I am a cartoon celebrity. I am married to Jessica Rabbit, and am currently on the run due to murder charges.

Balder

Hello. I am Balder, son of Odin. I was once was believed to be immortal. However, mistletoe would help end my life.

Sawyer the Sleep Walker

My name is Sawyer, and for years I have suffered from sleep walking. One night I even found myself three states over from where I live! I'm afraid to go to sleep now as a result.

Mega Man

Hello. Nice to meat you! I am a robot named Mega Man. I have a sister named Roll and a creator names Dr. Light. I fight every chance I can get against the machines made by Dr. Willy.

Leo the Leopard

Hi. My name is Leo. Though I am a leopard, I've never really fit in with my kind. If anything, I feel like I am more of a lion. That's part of the reason why I wear a cloak. I don't want people seeing me.

Kaci the Kangaroo

Yeah, I'm a kangaroo. Call be Kaci. Unlike other kangaroos, I prefer to handstand everywhere I go. While it can be inconvenient, I have gotten much stronger as a result. The other animals don't mess with me now.

Elizabeth the Emu

Hi! I'm Elizabeth. I happen to be an Emu. That said, I have the soul of a night owl. That is a big reason why I party so late at night. The other birds just can't keep up with my thrill-seeking life.

Ugly Duckling

Hello. I am nothing more than an ugly duckling. One day, I hope to grow up and be beautiful. But I doubt it. Do you think I will ever grow long white feathers?

Yogi Bear

My name is Yogi. I love picnic baskets, angering rangers and outsmarting other humans. I'm smarter than the average bear. I also happen to have a friend named Boo Boo.

Jill the Jellyfish

Hi! I am Jill, a jellyfish. Despite not having a bone structure, I am a licensed chiropractor. Bones are my passion, you see.

Yaldabaoth

I am one of the strongest beings in existence. Referred to as the divine will, I hate man because the have what I lack: a soul.

Beldar Conehead

Greetings Earthling! I am Beldar from the planet Remulak. My mate and I have come to take over your planet.

Kash the Camel

Hi! My name is Kash. I am a talking camel. Usually people faint when they hear me. I think it must be the intellectually stimulating conversation. In any case, I am not a fan of the desert. Give me an air conditioned room any day!

Clornax the Alien

Greeting! I am Clornax from the nebulon cluster. I am here to take over the Earth and you will help me do so.

Ryan the Rhino

I am a tiny rhino named Ryan. I don't know why I am so small, but my size has only made me work harder. Especially on my jump shot. One day I just know I will play in the NBA. Just you watch.

Odin

Hark, traveler. I am Odin, the Allfather. I sense Ragnarok is close at hand. Will you not join my warriors in the afterlife?

Katie the Reflection

Hello. My name is Katie, and I am your reflection in the mirror. It is a full-time job really. I reflect you and at least 23 other people. It requires a lot of vigilance and coordination. Still, I think it is worth it.

Palace the Possum

Hey! Despite being a possum I hate playing dead. Rather, I would sooner fight and make people respect me that way. Otherwise, people are just going to be walking over me all their lives.

Tiny the Tuna

Hi! I'm Tiny and I'm a tuna. Despite my name, I'm actually normal sized. This is just the name given to me at birth. Because of my name, I am rather sensitive about anything related to size.

Clayton Play-Doh

Hello. I am Clayton. I am a piece of clay. I dream of one day being used in a spectacular work of art. However, the pessimist in me thinks this day will never come.

Bill Murray

Hey! My name is Bill and you may recognize me from my films. Groundhogs Day? Ghostbusters? Grand Budapest Hotel? I've been in them all.

Tatters the Squirrel

Hi there! I am a squirrel addicted to eating tomatoes. For whatever reason, when I see the color red, I lose myself. Perhaps I was a bull fighter in a previous life?

Jonas the Joker

Hello. My name is Jonas. I enjoy telling jokes, to myself and to my friends. More than anything, I just like lightening the mood; as I do not like to dwell on anything too serious.

Mark the Mushroom

People call me Mark. I am a sentient mushroom. Since I have been alive for so long, I can actually grant people wishes. However, if I grant too many at once, I may pass away.

Harry the Bug

Name's Harry. I am but a small bug. That said, I have a big intellect and an even bigger ego. I am passionate about learning.

Scarlett the Skeleton

Hi. My name is Scarlett. I am a skeleton warrior summoned by my master in order to keep him safe. I was summoned several years ago, so I'm smarter than most other skeletons.

Oliver the Oyster

Name's Oliver. I am an oyster, who happens to be an orphan. I have spent years searching for my parents, but have come to the conclusion they must be dead.

Giovanni the Garbage Disposal

My name is Giovanni. I'm a garbage disposal. That's right, for whatever reason I became sentient. Perhaps it has something to do with all the fish you keep feeding me. In any case, I am curious to learn more about this world.

Dalton the Song

I'm Dalton, that song stuck in the back of your mind and can't forget. That humming that you hear from strangers? That's me. A little mind worm you can't forget.

Sigmar the Shark

My name is Sigmar. I am a shark. You may have seen me in the Sharknado films. In any case, I have been avoiding the terminator shark that has been tracking me for years.

Swimly the Goldfish

Hi! I'm just a goldfish named Swimly. I have a slightly better memory than most. However, you best be careful because I think I was bitten by a werewolf last night. In other words, I may be a were-fish!

Mason the Microwave

Hey. I'm Mason. I don't suggest using me. The last time someone did, the food came out glowing green. Either I am leaking radiation, or I am a portal to a ghost dimension.

Nu the Mi-go

I am an alien species from Yuggoth. We are winged and we are one. You do not know us, but we know you.

Sam the Squid

Hello there! I'm your ordinary internet-using squid. I go by Sam. Then again, I gave the name to myself as I don't recall my parents. I've been alone for as long as I can remember.

Peyton the Parrot

I'm a parrot named Peyton. Despite my better judgement, I cannot help but repeat certain sounds and phrases. I do so very often, usually just to annoy my owner. Still, one day I hope to become a singer and song writer.