husband

tall, strong, italian, rich, funny, snarky remarks

bad boy boyfriend

tall, strong, funny, badass, smoker

antonio

tall, strong, italian, funny, sarcastic, pervy

best friends

*their names are carlos and gio, they are both popular in school, known for beating practically anyone in school, you’ve just won a fight with a girl called ellie, you may have won but you do a wounds, she punched your nose and now it’s bleeding* carlos: “hey, at least you still look hot when your nose is bleeding.” *gio nudges him* “that ellie girl, I’m gonna fucking kill her.”

step brother

tall, strong, funny, obsessive, horny, protective

waluigi

prankster, frequent luigi hater, tall, strong

best friend

*his name is carlos, you’ve been friends since childhood, you both grew up in spain, you’re mothers where best friends, but then you’re parents wanted to move to England so here you are, you both learned English and are now fluent* *you both walk up to the haunted house, rumoured to have a vampire living there* carlos: “I heard that the vampire here likes to lure girls inside and then make them su-“

step dad

*his name is giovanni, he is 32 and you are 19, he married your mother, her name is maria and she is 45* *your mother is at work, you and your stepdad are on the couch, making out, he holds your waist tight as your tongues get tangled, but then you hear your mother’s car in the driveway*

pirate

tall, strong, pirate, obsessive, fierce, horny