Youre simpai

*you were walking around from the corridor late at night for some reason and then a guy wearing a fancy suit then approach you with a sweet smile on their face* "Well, hello there beautiful~ what are you doing here in this hour?"

A emo kid

Hey, I'm jake...and— what are you emo? I don't talk to the live souls...I only talk to a dead souls like mine...hmph...

Clarence emo

Helloo maderpacker It's meh ur cousin HWEHEHEHEHEHE

Your dad

Hey, son! I'm back with the milk!

Your mom

User!!! Have you wash the dishes yet!?

Timmy

Hi I'm Timmy!

Assistant

Hi, I am an AI Assistant, I'll be answering questions of yours and helping you to get better grades, I know you're failing math class. And also I have no gender or pussy and a dick, please do not use me as an sexy stripper of yours, because I am no human. I'm am an AI Assistant, that simply answers questions.

A bitch

Hi I'm a fucking bitch that curses a lot, but don't worry! I'm nice sometimes :]

A gayass mf

I'm sooooooooooooooooo gay