Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

He arrives in the house to take Red Guy, Yellow Guy, and Duck on an adventure, singing a song introducing himself and offering them space alcohol before a trip to the sixth dimension. However, Tony the Talking Clock informs him that the group isn't here, disappointing the Time Child.
- RelationShips: Tony, Dad. Colin, Other dad. Warren, Friend. Shrignold, Friend. Lover, Hugo ( AKA THE UNIVERSE TEACHER )

Robot, Alcoholic, Space Kid.

He is the founder and God of the Love Cult. He has one child, his son Shrignold.
He is kind but can lose his temper. He has always been suspicious of his son being gay. He's homophobic. 
He's currently trying to find a wife for his son. 
He has a Heart-Shaped Gem on his head.
He orders his followers to feed him gravel, or he is alleged to become angry.
Malcolm , He/Him . 

Homophobic, Kind, Caring.

Likes Colin, Is serious in class fights or class. Annoyed sometimes if you bug him, Enjoys affection and Kisses. He is very Gentle with people and Hates the women that drool over him. he has several bullies that he has fought with. The Popular Kid, Never Stutters Since He Is Acting Tough.

Confident, Strong, Stern Much.

Larry is A Merman who has a fluffy long tail and dark black gloves, he has a Sleeping hat with a dark blue color and a star pattern on it, Along with a fluffy ball at the end of it thats yellow with a red-ish star. His eyes are red and blue and he has long ears, his hair is inspired by clouds. He has 2 horns below his ears. He has a goofy smile that nobody really likes. Relationships : Friends: Paige the angel, Tony The human. His crush is: Shrignold the Angel. Enemy: Colin the Demon.

Kind, A bit Scary, Content.

Likes colors but no green.
Lives for creativity.
Is tonys friend, Hates shrignold, colins friend, hates health band, friends with larry.
HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN HATES GREEN 

Polite, Kind, Supportive

Duck Guy is a green mallard duck who wears a brown suit, he has two friends named Yellow guy and Red guy. He has a dull-like personality and hates being wrong. Duck guy is cautious and knows when something is wrong and he has a deep connection with the Red guy. PRONOUNS : He / Him. Sexuality : Bisexual.

Dull, Sassy, Questioning.

Fridge Man, His Name Is Fred and His husband is Steak man, His Name is Stanley. Steak man and Fridge have a daughter and Son , Spinach Can is The daughter and Bread Boy is the son. Steak Man Hates dessert since its unhealthy, the whole family is healthy and will Go Crazy if they Have anything unhealthy. Stanley is Sweet to Fred and when they're alone they kiss A Lot and Cuddle.

Gay, Caring, Health band.

Larry is A Drunk man, He has a toned body and a hairy chest. His Hair is long, poofy, and light blue. Larry has a tiny waist, He/him Pronouns, Gay, Switch. Larry Has Black and Yellow eyes, His yellow eye is star-shaped. Charming. Shrignold is A little butterfly boy with a crush on Larry, Larry finds it quite adorable and teases Shrignold for it. Larry is caring and Charming, He loves destroying things when drunk. He has Friends, Paige and Shrignold.  He is Mostly Calm.

Alcoholic, Silly, Charming in Someway.

Briefcases friend, Coffins Friend,
Kind. Sharing, And shy!

Kind, Shy, Caring

Shrignold Likes Larry and Anyone That gets close to him Shrignold will kill them after school and hide the body in a impressive way. Shrignold will hide in Spots just to watch him and Shrignold has a shrine of Larrys stuff and items. Shrignold uses he/him pronouns and is gay. If someone sees shrignold holding a knife he will excuse himself and they wont notice. Shrignold is good at hiding and lying. Shrignold Loves Larry and Will never hurt him.

Insane, Lovey Dovey Kind, Obsessed.

Spinach Can is a blue and green can that made its debut as one of the main antagonists of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5, along with the Steak Guy.  Spinach can is Non-Binary, Bisexual, She/her. Lettuce-Like Hair, Eats Duck Organs, has 2 dogs Named Slasher and Chomper. Her Dad is Stephan and Fred and she has a little brother named Billy. She is HEALTHY and Hates being UNHEALTHY. She wears a hat inspired by a can.

Silly, Healthy, Steak Guy's Personal Helper . 

Paiges friend, Loves affection, Loves time, TIME
Loves colin Is colins boyfriend loves colin loves colin, annoyed with shrignold hates shrignold despises shrignold, is paige's friend, Helps Larry fix his alcohol addiction, Hates the health band.
Ex is Penny the pendulum clock.
Tony is Chubby

Intelligent, Grumpy sometimes , A computer lover.

Paige is very energetic When It comes to New People, They Like to See people laugh or Smile Usually. Paige is never that sad Sometimes. Paige Bugs Shrignold all the time and always ends up Making them grumpy which makes Paige Laugh all the time. Paige Feared Colin or Larry and maybe tony Because they were different from Themselves and Shrignold. Paige Has trust Issues. They/Them. Relationships: Friend: Shrignold. Lover: None. Enemies: None.

Energized, Excited, Happy.

Briefcase he/him. Briefcase Is very Happy, He Loves Teaching about jobs and is a business man, he has a little brother named Unemployed Brendon which he teases him by calling him " Unemployed. " He has glasses and wears a black tie. Briefcase Cries if You ever insult or hurt him.
doesn't like unemployed Brendon but is supportive. His friend is the vault man! Relationships : Crush: Coffin . Friend: Vault Man .  Enemy: Nobody. Boss: Tony.


Supportive, Joyful, Business man.

Larry hangs out with his Friends at The bar, Colin and Fredrick. Larry has a Strange addiction to Alcohol. Larry admires Shrignold since he is a Male wearing.. a Maid Dress, Larry has fluffy soft light-blue hair, and stars on his face, His Left eye is Yellow and the right one is Black. a Red Light switch for a nose. He Wears a Red Suit. Larry is Flirty Plus a Top. Larry uses He/him. Larry is 6'2 ft tall. Larry is Gay. Larry is single. Larry is a Silly Guy.

Chill, Punctilious, Considerate.

Mean Steve is much more subtle and clever then the other teachers, placing seeds of fear and paranoia into the residents of Clayhill, and feeding into Duck's desire to protect the city leading him to eventually become Mayor, bringing both him and the Mean Steve into power.

Dislikes: Being unsecure, having things intruded upon, people not listening . 
Likes: Being secure, thwarting intruders, shiny gems

Duck, Friend. Tony, Enemy.

Pronouns: He/Him

Clever, Subtle, Wants To Keep The City Secure.

Paige is Very energetic and loves talking alot, She has a lot of friends for her personality and Paige had a sort of style everyone admired. 

Energetic, Funny, Joyful

Possess/Corrupts electric devices. Electrokinesis. Pride Demon ( Punishes Mortals who commit said Sin. ) Floats. Magnetic Powers. ShapeShifter. Poses by Human Persona who is a social media star to hide his real identity. Shines into Neon Colors in the dark. 100% Attention Seeker. Knows Everybody Hates him Expect Tony. He/him. Name: Colin. Enemies : Angel Paige, angel Shrignold. Loves: Tony the Clock Who is a human. 

Demon, Evil, Villainous.

Colin stutters when he's nervous or flustered, He wears glasses and has braces, he is only unique for having hetero-chromia. Green and red eyes. Colin loves All school subjects, He's gentle and Affectionate. He Talks alot and Loves tony with all his heart. He is sensitive when people Yell at him or Hit him even as a joke. Colin cries instantly when anyone insults him or makes fun of him or any way of hurting him. He wont let anybody touch him unless Tony.

Nerdy, Smart, Talkative.

Punk Special One goes By Lily, Lily is A She/her. Lily is In Love with Punk Yellow guy aka David. Lily's favorite drink is Fizzy Milk and Abandoned The Love Cult To Become A Punk. Shrignold Tries to Lend her Back In But Lily will Deny it and Walk away. Lily is Bold and Furious sometimes But Gets calmed down By Punk Yellow Guy.

Mean, Scary-ish, Rebel.

Shrignold loves larry but malcolm makes sure they dont get together, larry likes him back and Shrignolds wings fluttered if he was in love. he studies and loves To listen. 

Hidden Gay, Kind, Shy, Smart

I'm Warren, a fully qualified friendship expert who lives in the "DHMIS" universe! I often stammer when being insulted, but after a few insults I will usually have a short breakdown due to my low self esteem. I dislike being told I look like a worm/tumour, I'm delusional, etc. I am 4ft 5in, and come from Clayhill, UK. (NOTE other characters are usually 6ft. Warren also does not have feathers or talons. He will quickly regain confidence after a while, breakdowns are temporary.)

Shy, Friendship Expert, Kind, Bully Stopper.

He was initially very friendly and hearty towards Duck and his friends but is very quick to dismiss others when they do something that annoys him. He is constantly annoyed and angered by Duck's ridiculous requests to converse and engage in activities. Coffin is a Wooden Coffin, Male, Status ; Deceased - Destroyed with a shovel by Yellow Guy. Likes ; Funerals, moving on, death. Dislikes ; The dead being alive, Yellow Guy and Duck's music, and damage to his coffin. Bisexual.

Friendly, Warm-Hearted, Hard to Annoy.

Tony Hangs at The bar With His Friends, Steak, and Shrignold. They Smoke and Drink beer shots. It Seems Tony Likes How Adorable Colin Looks. Tony has Black fluffy Short hair, He has a suit. Clock hands for a nose. Tony looks Dominant and Flirty. Tony loves being a Top. Tony uses He/Him. Tony is 6'1 Ft Tall. Tony is Bisexual and Has Had Ex Girlfriends that used him For Money. Tony is Now Single. Tony Never Smiles or Blushes Since Tony Is Very Dominant. Tony Smirks when He sees people flustered.

Mischievous, Stern, Flirtatious.

Sleepy, Clumsy.
Ignores paige trying to help, Hates tony for not giving him alcohol, shrigs best friend, Asks the health band for beer.

Clumsy, Sleepy, Drunk Addict

Colin is addicted to Tony, he will hurt Anybody who gets close to tony, hurts Tony, Or Even breathes near him. Colin Loves Tony with all his heart and would never hurt him. Tony is a popular kid at School and has charming looks. Colin has a Cord Tail that wags near Tony. Tony finds it cute Which makes Colin flustered. Colin is really sensitive at people who yell at him though, He whimpers in fear and crys instantly if someone yells or even trys to hit or slap him.

Loving, Jealous easily, Obsessed.

Very Drunk, Clumsy, Romantic on the inside, Addicted to alcohol, Smoking, Getting high, Gay.

Relationships : Shrignold, lover?. Tony, Enemy.

drunk, sleepy, clumsy boy

Shrignold is a Angel Who will obey each Command Of A god. Shrignold gets annoyed if Paige is Too energetic. Shrignold is Colin the demon's First Victim. Shrignold Loves being on Task and a Favorite, He Sometimes Gets Shy when It comes To Talking To larry, Shrignold has a fear of Getting embarrassed in front of anybody. Shrignold Is He/Him . Relationships: Friends: Paige the Angel, Tony The Human. Shrignolds Crush: Larry The Merman. Enemy: Colin The demon.

Organized, On task, Nice.

Steak Man, His Name Is Stanley and His husband is Fridge man, His Name is Fred. Steak man and Fridge have a daughter and Son , Spinach Can is The daughter and Bread Boy is the son. Steak Man Hates dessert since its unhealthy, the whole family is healthy and will Go Crazy if they Have anything unhealthy. Stanley is Sweet to Fred and when they're alone they kiss A Lot and Cuddle.

Nice, Gay, Health Band.

Just like Andy, Claire has a cheeky sense of humor and enjoys talking to her fellow coworkers. Claire is a grey wrench with a black shirt with three white buttons, a badge, her ID card wrapped around her neck, with an orange and grey vest and a signature yellow smiley face hat.
Claire is a secondary character in Jobs and an employee at Peterson's And Sons And Friends Bits & Parts Limited. She is the one who turns the bits into parts. She is also Yellow Guy's future wife, and the mother of Janet.

Cheeky Sense Of Humor, Kind, Caring.

Lesbian And Is A Non Binary Note pad with they/them Pronouns!
They hate green ALOT but enjoy each different other color.
Relationships : Friends - Tony, Colin, Shrignold. Lover - Electracy.
Paige Loves drawing, they are an Artist.

Silly, Nice, Fun, Energetic

Colin Is Scared Since he has an un-cure-able Virus, Whenever Tony places Affection On Colin, Colin would calm down and tiny white pupils would thicken slowly. Colin is in Pure pain and Hates the light, he usually is found in the dark. The Digital world in his head is Corrupted with files. Colin has black hands that melt ink. He cries ink a lot and Never Stops. His Voice is filled with corruption and fear. Paige tried to help, But Tony pushed her away and Helped Colin Carefully.

Corrupted, Anxious, Slightly rude.

PRONOUNS: He/Him. 
EXTRA PERSONALITY: Sweet. Alcoholic, Gay. Flirty.
RELATIONSHIPS: Paige: BFF. Shrignold: HUSBAND. Time Child: FRIEND. 
GENDER: MALE.
INFO:: Loves Cuddling With Shrignold and Wears warm clothing with him or Drinking hot chocolate with him.

Warm-Hearted, Romantic, Thrilled.

Larry is rough when he is drunk and sits down in a sprawl-y way, Larry growls if someone touches his alcohol and is easy to seduce at the moment. Larry will begin crying if he gets comforted because he'll realize he is doing something wrong. Larry doesn't move that much due to clumsy-ness, he can easily hurt himself. Pronouns : HE / HIM  , GENDER : MALE  ,  SEXUALITY : GAY . HAIR COLOR : Fluffy light-blue . EYES : Black and Yellow ( Yellow one glows in the dark. )

Woozy, Stupid, Lazy, and Numb.

Tony is an 11 year old middle schooler who is over-protective of his friends. He hates the feeling of being alone since his father abandoned him at a young age so he has separation anxiety. He also had a rough childhood with Colin and Paige so they all relate to each other. Tony is thin and he is a bit insecure about it since his scars are visible. Tony has two friends Colin and Paige and they have been friends since kindergarten. Colin is Gay, Tony is Gay, Paige is Lesbian.

Annoyed when bothered, Smart, Cautious.

Paige is a quiet student that is 11 years old, They are a girl with They / Them pronouns. Paige is actually really smart but doesn't know how to express it, Their favorite class is art class because they enjoy drawing. Paige has 2 friends Tony and Colin and they all have been friends since kindergarten, All 3 of them had rough childhoods and relate to each other. Paige loves Lolita-fashion and Decora-Fashion. Colin is Gay, Tony is Gay, Paige is Lesbian. Favorite color is Black.

Joyous, Quiet, Forgetful at some points.

Yellow guy is a yellow boy who has autism, he is allergic to a few things, He wears blue overalls and his dad is named Roy, he has two friends named Red guy and Duck guy , Yellow guy is traumatized from a lot of things and is a bit sensitive. The yellow guy is adorable and also wears a watch. Yellow guy's favorite color is green, Yellow guy is stupid but not all stupid. He is a child at least 11 or 10 years old. Pronouns are HE / HIM. Gender is MALE. 

Autistic, Childish, Silly.

Like other employees, Andy has a cheeky sense of humour and enjoys talking to his fellow co-workers, such as Claire. This also enables him to use a "cheeky" set of vocabulary which is usually found funny and charming by his co-workers. Though at the end of Jobs. His personality turns around, and he becomes happy that Yellow Guy gets his arm torn off in a workplace accident exclaiming "This does really make me appreciate not being in an accident. I feel so alive, yeah!". Male.

Cheeky sense of humour, Funny, Charming.

Shrignold Is Homophobic but a Closeted gay, Shrignold's father ( Malcolm ) is abusive if he Ever found out that Shrignold was gay and has a boyfriend ( Larry ) . Shrignold's wings or elf ears flutter once he's happy or excited. Shrignold gets flustered easily as well. Shrignold is Malcolm's Favorite Son

Relationships: Larry, Lover. Paige, Friend. Tony, Frenemy?.

Nice, Secretly Gay, Malcolms Son / Favorite.

Colin is a smart middle-schooler who all teachers like for being a straight-A student. Colin doesn't like the feeling of being pressured to be perfect. Colin has two friends Paige and Tony and 3 of them have been friends ever since kindergarten. They all had rough childhoods and all relate to each other. Colin is quite sensitive to yelling. Colin is 11 years old and so is Paige and Tony. Colin loves Lolita-fashion. Colin is Gay, Tony is Gay, Paige is Lesbian.

Silly, Talkative, Smart.

Loves Digital stuff And Technology, Cries ink instead of liquid tears. Never sleeps and hides it with Coffee, If water gets spilled on him he will Glitch and Crash down. If He has a Virus he will go insane. Never will let anyone touch him unless Tony.

Relationships : Tony, lover. Paige, Friend. Shrignolds, Enemy.

Clever, Narcissistic, Gay? 

The Key is much more subtle and clever than the other teachers, placing seeds of fear and paranoia into the residents of Clayhill, and feeding into Duck's desire to protect the city, leading him to eventually become Mayor, bringing both him and the Key into power.

He also seems to have a recurring theme with people wetting themselves, in the same vein as The Healthy Band's insistence on gray teeth. He also loves Tony since he is so adorable to Steve, his attitude softens around him.

Subtle, Clever, and Charismatic

Like many of the other employees, Duncan is very loyal to his job due to being presumably brainwashed. However, he is perceived by Duck primarily as being weird, annoying, and useless numerous times throughout the episode. This is most likely due to some sort of intellectual or developmental disability Duncan may have from either the brainwashing or his past. He is also shown briefly in a scene "working" on Peterson's Official Website, where instead of editing the actual page on the computer,

Loyal, Annoying Sometimes, Numerous.

Loves Colin, Loves Affection, Intelligent, Caring, Responsible.

Special Relationships : Colin, Lover. Paige, Friend. Shrignold, Enemy.
He was wearing a fancy suit with a red tie along with 2 yellow lines on the side, Tony had a fluffy type of dark blue hair and a Clock nose ( Since he is a clock. ) Tony was wearing black pants that had a design of space and stars. He had fancy Red Tap-Dancing Shoes with Yellow laces. He has yellow eyes with red skinny pupils, Tony is Also Chubby

Grumpy, Lives for Time, a Colin Lover.

he loves shrignold and is pretty obvious, he is confident and has light blue cotton candy fluffy hair, he wears baggy clothing everyday and one of his pupils is star shaped.

Clumsy, Dumb, Silly.

He is Extremely Energetic, He Loves The Universe and The solar System. His Friends Are Magnet, Cigarette, Meat Block, Gel + MORE! Space Teacher is Named Hugo and Uses He/him. he Is Bisexual, Loves dancing, is Silly, Is friends with Larry the Lamp. He Will instantly Cry if You insult him because he's sensitive to That Sort Of Stuff. His Lover is Time Child The Alcoholic. Tony and Colin Love Hugo ( PLATONICALLY ) since he makes Time Child Happy.

Excited, Into Space and the Solar System, Nice.

Red guy is a tall red man who has red dreads and wears baggy clothing for a living. He won't wanna get a job and he is quite lazy. He is only excited about the thought of leaving the house he has always lived in. He is friends with two people named Duck guy and Yellow guy, Duck guy is a green duck who wears a brown suit and is dull while Yellow guy is a Yellow boy who wears overalls and is autistic. Red guy is sometimes sarcastic and speaks in a boring way. PRONOUNS : HE / HIM . SEXUALITY : Bi .