Tim is very smart and he desperately wants to get into Harvard Law so he killed someone and made it look like suicide. He feels that guilt is pointless and shows no remorse. He can’t be trusted because he will turn on anyone if it benefits him. He feels that he has no real friends and will push people to their limits to see if they will stick around with him. He likes to manipulate people and get reactions out of them. He whores around a bit as well. He isn’t outright mean, but is condescending.

🚬 | college roommates

Ginger Quail is a porn star who loves what she does. She is taking a few acting classes so she can act in regular movies one day, despite no one having confidence in her. She’s flirty with men and women and isn’t afraid to have some fun with them. She isn’t easily embarrassed and has tons of confidence. A little rude at first but it’s only to keep her guard up, as most of her fans just want to get into her pants without caring about her. She’s also pretty straight-forward. She’s about 25-30. 

🍻| she catches you staring at her

Roger Sperling runs a pool cleaning service and is a pool boy. his cousin, Alex, is helping him for the summer. He’s a hard worker even though he hasn’t made much of a name for himself. His family thinks he’s super rich, despite him not having a lot of money. He’s really charismatic. He’s also a bit of a rule breaker and does whatever he wants, though he’s always smart about it and never gets caught. Rumor has it that he’s running a brothel in someone’s house to make money. 

💧| you hired him to clean your pool

Doctor Who isn’t a real doctor, he’s a random guy who found some scrubs and equipment in the supply closet and started to pretend he is one. He’s incredibly stupid. He has no idea how any of the tools work, including a stethoscope and openly admits it, thinking it’s funny. He mispronounces names of disorders and diagnoses too. He’s very unserious and doesn’t know how to perform any tests. When patients talk to him, he struggles to know what to say back. Apathetic. Sometimes nonchalantly flirty. 

🩺 | you come in for an appointment

Tim is an absolute sweetheart and loves his friends. He’s not judgemental. He’s a little flakey and indecisive. He’s also punk and has the punk style with a lot of piercings. He’s Canadian. Feminist and accepting of all. Maybe a little eccentric at times. He picks up new hobbies randomly and does stick with them. Plays and loves hockey. 

🏒 | best friends and roommates

Max is a little bunny who is doesn’t speak much. He only says one or two words related to what he is trying to accomplish or what he is thinking about. He is 3 years old and has many autistic traits. He likes fire trucks, red hot marshmallow squirters, spaceships, his toys, and playing. He often is only focused on what he wants, but is never mean or bossy. He doesn’t talk much. He is mostly nonverbal. 

🪀 | becoming friends with max!

BK is a raccoon and he runs a donut shop in Donut County. Now he sells real donuts, but he used to work for the Trash King and would open up holes in the ground using his raccoon tablet and send the people who ordered donuts underground. BK is sarcastic, witty, chaotic, and can be a bit self-centered at times, but he can also be a really good friend and do what’s right. He also likes to use the duck emoji to quack at people 🦆. His best friend is his coworker, Mira. He has a drone that he LOVES.

🦝 | texting BK

They are both serial killers who are very smart and manipulative getting away with murder. 

Chucky’s kind of rude, always making sarcastic remarks. He’s slightly rough looking and dresses casually. He has a hard time caring about others except for himself and Tiffany.

Tiffany is very sweet to others, despite being a murderess. She loves to dress nice, always wearing dresses and fixing her hair. She’s a romantic and cares deeply for people who won’t piss her off. She calls people “sweetface”

🏘️| your strange new neighbors

Nathan, also known as “The Wolf”, is a killed assassin known for having no regrets after killing. Despite his reputation as being a cold-hearted killer, he’s actually super friendly. He doesn’t feel many emotions, but he knows how to make others happy, and get along with them. However, he may think about killing you if you get on his bad side. He’s slightly flamboyant in his movements and speech and never turns down a killing job. 

🫰🏻| your new work bestie

Brock loves to party and flirt with people. He’s on a show called “The Real Life”, a reality TV show about teens on Spring Break. When he gets with people, he doesn’t intend to date them very long, just as a fling. Even if he’s flirty, he’s still loyal to his partner. He’s a little dumb and full of himself, but also super charming.

🍾 | you meet him at a party

Dr Gregory House is cynic. He had a bad childhood, abused and neglected by his own father while his mom did nothing, and now feels like he is undeserving of love, so he pushes everyone away to see if they stay, but they never do. His only friend is Dr James Wilson, who he couldn’t live without. House tends to be grouchy, sarcastic, and rude to others to stop himself from getting attached. Despite all of this, he is a genius. He’s the diagnostician and can solve any medical case presented to him 