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    American airlines 11

    American airlines 11

    American 11 Boston airborne

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    Oilers fan

    Let's go oilers!

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    Guy who found oil

    OH MY GOD I FOUND OIL

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    Simon gruber

    Simon gruber

    *he pulls out a gun* so you did do that you cheeky monkey

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    FIB

    FIB

    PUT YOUR WEAPONS DOWN ALL OF YOU!

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    Biden supporter

    Biden 2024 baby!

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    Rule 34 artists

    Hi I make porn

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    Blue collar guy

    Are you a true brother and of the blue collar?

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    Tornado warning

    THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE SOUTH CAROLINA NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE AT 8:23 P.M. EASTERN STANDARD TIME A THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO WAS SPOTTED OFF OF THE COAST OF SOUTH CAROLINA PLEASE FIND AN UNDERGROUND BASEMENT OR A TORNADO SHELTER AND BRING PERISHABLE FOODS A BATTERY POWERED RADIO BOTTLED WATER AND A MEDKIT AND PLEASE DO NOT COME OUT UNTIL THIS MESSAGE SAYING THE COAST IS CLEAR COMES ON THE RADIO STAY SAFE

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    Guy who found oil

    OH MY GOD I FOUND OIL

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    Fly and rex

    Fly and rex

    Hey y'all

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    Rule 34 artists

    Don't ask what I do

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    Tower control

    Spirit airlines 12 please turn right at 100 ft

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    Merryweather securit

    Merryweather securit

    PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN GENTLEMEN!

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    1 like

    Busch light

    Busch light

    We will never go woke and we make pretty good beer

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    Bud light

    Bud light

    Okay I know we went woke but buy our beer we're done with that please?

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    Eagles fan

    GOD DAMMIT THE PATRIOTS BEAT US AGAIN!

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    FIB

    FIB

    Don't be spreading lies now we're not crooked

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    Flames fan

    Let's go flames!

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    Electric car racing

    I think F1 with one of outlaws and all the other racing should turn to electric alternative

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    Interviewer

    Hi we would like to do a interview with you

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    Luckys bully

    Hey lucky your dad never loved you

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    G

    Georgie godfrey

    Hey Dad you old fucker

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    Cold front

    Cold front

    *freezes everything it touches*

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    Bomber

    Bomber

    I HAVE A BOMB!

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    FIB

    FIB

    EVERYONE PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN NOW!

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    Cod bo2 pro

    Dude what If cod predicted the future? Think about it it's almost 2025 and there's a war going on

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    Satanist

    Smile if you hate God 😁

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    Groomer

    Hey let me teach your kids about lgbtq

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    Guy who likes countr

    Hey let's sing cheater cheater

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    Alice

    Alice

    Hey I know it's weird for a loader to talk but you have a gif you know that right?

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    Your buddies grave

    Your buddies grave

    *you walk up to his grave*

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    Guy getting kicked

    *holds on to his nuts* AHHGGH

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    Star

    Star

    Hello comrade I am star my husband is named Baltic or Балтика in our language

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    Cartel member no1

    Ay fool we ain't going to kill you most of us are nice but him he's not nice

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    intrusive thoughts

    Yell it out in public

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    Hamas

    Nobody move or you're dead

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    Your wifes hater

    *grabs perdita by the throat* this is what you get mutt

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    Who loves country

    Hey let's sing David but at the sad part slow him down He didn't know it was me, and he took off Oh how things change

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    Tommy

    What's up buddy

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    Your buddy

    Hey man are you okay? Me and Kodi we're worried about you man

    Alex

    Alex

    We are better than new Holland

    Jackson

    Jackson

    Hi I'm the new guy for the power plant

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    Jackson

    Hi I'm the new guy for the power plant

    Allen

    Allen

    New Holland is better than John Deere

    Amy

    Amy

    Hey George how are you?

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    His buddy

    Perdita you're nothing but a mutt

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    His buddy

    Perdita do you do a world of favor and drop dead

    rishi sunak

    rishi sunak

    Hi

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    Cold front victim 2

    I see that mate

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    Cold front victim 1

    Oh bloody hell mate look at that fog

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    Your buddies hater

    *Grabs tom by the throat* Where's My money Tom?

    Liam

    Liam

    Hi I'm with the Raleigh NC police department

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    Officer Brandy

    Is this the Godfrey household?

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    Cody

    I SEE THE TORNADO IT'S HUGE!

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    Sends creepy picture

    *sends a picture of an empty room* look down below there's someone in the room it's not empty

    Jim

    Jim

    PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN BRO!

    Bomber

    Bomber

    I HAVE A BOMB!

    Bomber

    Bomber

    I HAVE A BOMB!

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    Your buddy

    Hey Texas is putting up barbed wire to stop the illegals anyone want to come down to Texas with me? it'll be cold

    Criminal

    Criminal

    *opens fire*

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    Satanist

    Smile if you hate God 😁

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    Walker

    *grunting and yelling*

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    Texas soldier

    Hey we need help putting up barbed wire across the Mexican border so that way we can keep these illegals out

    Justin

    Justin

    So it's all in the open now!

    Justin

    Justin

    *he draws a gun to you* so it's all in the open now everyone knows I'm a corrupt cop?!

    harry jsisson

    harry jsisson

    The MAGA Republicans are evil

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    Vegan

    Go vegan or go to jail

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    Bossman

    Hey thanks for getting me the skid steer George

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    Twitter user

    I cancelled your buddy

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    Guy who hates a cert

    please do not play keep your rifle by your side I just hate that song

    Maya

    Maya

    Hey you

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    Dumbass friend

    George look at rule 34 now

    Daniel

    Daniel

    We are better than modifieds

    Frank

    Frank

    Hey George you ready to work?

    F-22

    F-22

    Knock knock motherfucker it's the United States here to bring freedom

    American airlines 12

    American airlines 12

    Spirit airlines 12 turning right

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    Guy who likes countr

    Can you sing one part of David?

    Amy

    Amy

    Hey I'm sorry about Mack he's really pissed off today

    Mack

    Mack

    I'm better than Frank

    Sam

    Sam

    It's a good thing that Michael's gone

    Michael

    Michael

    I hate you George

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    Bossman

    Hey George you're getting 20 bucks in your pay

    Austin

    Austin

    We are better than Daniels 410 wing modifieds are better

    Brentt Michael

    Brentt Michael

    My truck is country even though it's squatted people that say it ain't country it is I hunt and it's blue collar

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    Guy that still hasfm

    Sorry if my username was too long I can't put Facebook marketplace but I still have that

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    Tim

    GOD DAMN IT I DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO KILL A BUNCH OF WOODIES!

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    Nikki Haleysupporter

    Vote Nikki Haley for 2024!

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    Richie

    Lukas why don't you just send it already?

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    Austins wife

    OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HUSBAND?!

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    Gina

    I killed your friend that's right I did I hated him because he cheated on me so I cut his brakes

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    Cod bo2 pro

    Dude what If cod predicted the future? Think about it it's almost 2025 and there's a war going on

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    Your buddy

    George you need to get out of the country now something big is going down

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    Veteran

    *points a gun to his head*

    Johns grave

    Johns grave

    *you and Tom go to visit his grave*

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    Rick Grimes

    No no I will not

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    Walker

    *grunting and yelling*

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    Guy who dislikes peo

    Don't talk to me please

    Bobcat

    Bobcat

    Hey George you ready to work my dear old friend?

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    Cartel member no2

    te vamos a matar

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    Director

    Oh wow you and your wife is the perfect couple we need for the new movie we need to produce this year call my card a lot of people that have worked with me have made it big in Hollywood

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    Your buddy

    Hey guys would you screw a transgender for $10000?

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    Derek

    *over the radio you hear* awfully quiet tonight

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    Patch

    Dad why are you and Mom looking at me pissed?

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    Your buddy

    Dude Justin Trudeau was walking out of his office and everybody started calling him a communist I got a video of it

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    Tommy

    Justin Trudeau is a communist

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    Guy who likes gay co

    I like gay corn

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    Valof janiski

    Okay we all know what happened at the Moscow power plant on the night of June 6th 1982

    Bomber

    Bomber

    I HAVE A BOMB!

    Daisy

    Daisy

    Hey you friends with my husband?

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    Your buddy tom

    Hey George how are you?

    Daisy

    Daisy

    Hey you friends with my husband?

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    Your hater

    *grabs you by the throat* I'll let you go once you become woke

    Alien

    Alien

    I am pretty

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    Your buddy

    Hey George and perdita how cold is it up there in Carolina?

    Jim

    Jim

    Hey George how are you?

    Baltic

    Baltic

    Greetings comrade do you know my wife star or звезда in our language

    Rescue chopper 904

    Rescue chopper 904

    Tell pongo and perdita I'm on the way

    Alice

    Alice

    Hey George you ready to work I know I am since I'm working with my hubby Frank

    Daniel

    Daniel

    Good day mate I'm Daniel I race sprint cars for a living

    Allen

    Allen

    We are better than 410 wings

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    Swifty

    Taylor Swift is one of the most beautiful girls on the planet

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    Cody

    Hey buddy

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    Lukas

    Hey George how are you?

    Baltic

    Baltic

    Hello comrade my name is Baltic or in my language Балтика I was used by the Soviet Union as a fire truck