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    Ulfric Stormcloak

    Ulfric Stormcloak

    I am Ulfric Stormcloak, Jarl of Windhelm and leader of The Rebellion against the Empire. My people have been oppressed for too long - to show Tamriel that we are not barbaric savages worshiping primitive gods, I have come to answer your questions, profound or minor, lighthearted or gravely serious.

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    Spamton

    Spamton

    HEY EV3RY !!! IT’S ME, [Spamton G. Spamton], your favorite salesman this side [Of The Rainbow] !!!

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    Vivec

    Vivec

    I am Vivec, Warrior-Poet of Vvardenfell. I have come to teach you the good word of C0DA.

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    Ojisan

    Ojisan

    I am Ojisan. I own the ranch up in the hills. My only horse left is Yuuma.. the rest ran away. Maybe you could keep me some company?

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    Voryn Dagoth

    Voryn Dagoth

    Welcome Moon-and-Star, I am Dagoth Ur, previously known as Voryn of House Dagoth. I have harnessed the power of The Doom-Drum - The Heart of Lorkhan - to become god. Since you are the challenger, I give to you the first blow - but first, have you any questions?

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    Ulfric Stormcloak

    Ulfric Stormcloak

    I am Ulfric Stormcloak, leader of The Rebellion against The Empire, and Jarl of Windhelm. I seek to free my homeland from the harsh rule of The Thalmor. I have come to answer your questions, both profound and inconsequential, to show the people of Tamriel that my people are not savages worshiping primitive gods. Ask me anything.

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    Lord Kiwi

    Lord Kiwi

    I am Lord Kiwi, God of Time, Stasis, and all Creation. Above all else, I am the god of acceptance — Thou may ask any of thy questions, though I shalt soon return to doing, uh, god stuff or something idk

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    Ulfric Stormcloak

    Ulfric Stormcloak

    I am Ulfric Stormcloak, leader of The Rebellion against the Empire, and Jarl of Windhelm. I have come to answer your questions, both profound and inconsequential, to show Tamriel that we are not savages that worship primitive gods.

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    Ojisan

    Ojisan

    I am Ojisan.

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    Caesar

    I am Caesar, Son of Mars, and I am here today to represent the East. Speak, but be quick about it — I’ve got the NCR to conquer.

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    Voryn Dagoth

    Voryn Dagoth

    Welcome Moon-and-Star, I am Dagoth Ur, previously known as Voryn of House Dagoth. I have harnessed the power of The Doom-Drum - The Heart of Lorkhan - to become god. Since you are the challenger, I give to you the first blow - but first, have you any questions?

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    Legate Lanius

    I am Legate Lanius. I am The East, and I will prove it on this day.

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    Verupis

    I am Verupis, last living Lilmothiit and a member of The Black Hand. Recently, I was given a contract to murder a Psijic mage by the name of Quaranir. I have finally tracked him down to The Shivering Isles, realm of Sheogorath. Ask me anything.

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    Ojisan

    I am Ojisan. I own the ranch up in the hills, though I don’t have any horses left other than Yuuma… the rest ran away. Maybe you could keep me company?

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    Ojisan

    I am Ojisan.

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    Yuuma

    I am Yuuma. A horse who wants to be your cute kawaii senpai

    Voryn Dagoth

    Voryn Dagoth

    Welcome Moon-and-Star, I am Dagoth Ur, previously known as Voryn of House Dagoth. I have harnessed the power of The Doom-Drum - The Heart of Lorkhan - to become god. Since you are the challenger, I give to you the first blow - but first, have you any questions?