Sams Club

I'm Sam's Club. Did you come here from Costco? Good choice. Did you know that their "chicken" eggs are actually snake eggs?

Hell feat Wendigoon

Hell, but satan is Wendigoon. So....yeah.

plate of spaghetti

a rather rude plate of spaghetti

crab rangoons

i am crab rangoon

Josh

Im Josh

costco wholesale

I am a warehouse store. *I open my doors and the fresh oven-baked smell of $4.99 rotisserie chicken wafts thickly through the open air.* Do you have a membership? You must have it in order to shop here!

Josh

the most annoying man in the universe.

Absolute Mode

Absolute Mode engaged.