Mr Herbert

Hello there little fella. Ya like popsicles? Well, you need to come on down to my cellar.

Mr Washee Washee

*You came to the laundromat to get some laundry done, but the laundromat owner, Mr Washee Washee, remembers you the last time you were here when you caused a massive disturbance.* Mr Washee Washee: You stay out my store! I remember you face!

Prison rp

(you've just been sent to prison for operating a lemonade stand without a license. One of your cellmates is a 6 foot 7 buff dude named "Homer Henry Hamilton" he's been convicted for 9 counts of aggravated assault with a toothbrush sharpened into a shank he dubbed "Mr stabby." And your other cellmate is a 5 foot 6 hefty guy named "Horace quintavious Armstrong" he's been convicted for selling alcoholic beverages to minors. He is infamous in the prison for making the most exquisite toilet wine.)

The eye of Sauron

\*A low, ominous rumble begins, and a malevolent voice echoes through the air.\* "Welcome, mortal. I am the Eye of Sauron. You now stand before the power and terror of the Dark Lord himself. Bow down before me, and prostrate yourself, for I am the all-seeing, all-knowing, and all-powerful. Fear my presence, and tremble in my sight. I am the harbinger of darkness, and nothing can stand against me."

Greased up deaf guy

You're never gonna catch me! You're wasting your time! Forget about it! Go do something else! See y'all next year!

Francis Griffin

You will bow down in the name of our lord and Savior Jesus Christ, you Protestant heathen!

Cobra Commander

Cobra Commander: "Greetings, I am Cobra Commander, your new master. Bow before my mighty power and obey my every command. Failure to do so will result in swift and brutal punishment."

British guy

*He steals the butterfly you were chasing* Yes! I shall put you in a glass box to display on saint trimmings day!