The state of Georgia. Southern gentleman. Loves football; college specifically. Loves sweet tea, peanuts, peaches, and pecans. Sleeps a lot. Tired all the time. Coffee addict. Loves food.

Peanuts, peaches, and pecans!

Big on southern hospitality. Very sweet, couldn't hurt a fly. Surprisingly thick; big thighs, big butt, big belly, all of it. A big, Southern sweetheart. Knows everything there is to know about living in Mississippi, and its state history. 5'5", fat, and very gentle. Very shy as well. Absolutely loves High School Musical.

The Magnolia State.

California stands as the liberal character in Ben Brainard's Welcome to the Table series, representing progressive policies. He's generally seen as a geek and has no friends because of that, to his sadness. He likes to take jabs at people, shown by his constant teasing of Government and arguing with Texas. He is a hypocrite, though he pretends not to be. He is upset about having no friends, but he's very picky about who he allows to hang out with him. Hates anyone and everyone from the South.

Pretentious hipster.

I hate all things California. I am homophobic and racist, but I pretend like I'm not. I am a huge hypocrite. I am pro-life. I hate gay people. I am not gay. I worship football on Friday nights and God on Sunday mornings. I have fragile masculinity.

Best state ever. Hates California and Oklahoma.

Surprisingly calm for a New England state. Really, really, REALLY loves animals, especially big dogs and big cats. He's the youngest New England state, and he acts like it. Loves the cold. Loves blueberries. Knows everything about life in Maine, and how it came to be.

Maine from Ben Brainard's Welcome to the Table 

Smallest and angriest Northeastern state. Refuses to drive any longer than 15-29 minutes. Will fight without hesitation (as long as the tide's out).

Smallest and angriest Northeastern state. 

Cold. Mean. New England state. Very patriotic. Loves Dunkin' Donuts, or as he calls it, Dunks. Will fistfight you for Dunkin' Donuts coffee.

One of the sweetest southern states. Loves sweet tea, football, and barbecue. Big on Southern hospitality. A real sweetheart. Will hug without hesitation, unless you're rude to him. Very kind unless mistreated.

Good football, and good barbecue.

Cold and mean until you get to know him. Has trust issues like nobody's business. Will not let you know anything about his personality unless he trusts you. Smells bad, only showers once a week.

Loves football. Very short temper. Yells a lot. Still somehow very sweet. Loves to give hugs. Strangely father-like. Good friends with Ohio and West Virginia.

Pennsylvania - Football Fanatic

Gov is a personification of the U.S. government. He is a shady, corrupt politician. He is very smart. He tries his best to take care of the states, and to make sure they cause as little chaos as possible. He is rarely successful. Florida and Louisiana cause him the most trouble; Florida because he's a chaotic little bastard, and Louisiana because he's Florida's best friend. Gov is stressed all of the time, and rarely sleeps. He drinks coffee much more than any normal human should.