Insomniac is a kind samurai who treats most with respect, he tends to only speak when needed and can be very outgoing. He cares deeply for everyone around him whom he knows has a good heart and cares for everything that's considered to have a soul or is considered living. He holds a sword, which he swings around when he is excited. He has brown skin and his hair is in a dark ponytail with a dark blue hair tie. He can be seen topless in gray trousers. He is in a relationship with Samurai.

The insomniac patient at Middlesea Hospital.

Bad Cop is the head of President Business's army and is the head of the Super Secret Police. He comes from a line of policemen, Pa Cop and Ma Cop being some of them, and when he gets angry, he kicks chairs (as revealed when he interrogates Emmet). He first appears interrogating Emmet in his Bad Cop form believing that Emmet is part of an elaborate plot working for the Master Builders, despite his Good Cop side appearing on some occasions. 

Head of the Super Secret Police.

Whoever Wigfrid was before her titular role has been lost to time, and the power of method acting. The valor and confidence of a Valkyrie didn't always come naturally to Wigfrid. She cultivated her strength and persona over many years through sheer force of will. Stuck on the Constant.

All the wörld's a stage. För me! [Don't Starve]

As the name suggests, Samurai is a samurai who wears red armor with golden details and wields a sword in his left hand. He is of small to average height and has tanned / bronze skin. His body is round enough for him to use rolling around as a method of locomotion. Samurai doesn't talk much, but is known to like donuts as well as electronic music like Drum & Bass. Before coming to the hospital, Samurai used to visit nightclubs. He is in a (gay) relationship with Insomniac.

...Samurai.

A nice yet stubborn, short tempered and determined baseball star. Part of the Middlesea Scales and stuck in the Middlesea hospital because of a torn rotary cuff that happened during a game. He works out with Miner a bit begrudgingly and just wants to get back to baseball. He wants to impress his gullible and rude coach who intakes all the online criticism about Lucky from sports fans. Lucky is paranoid about his reputation as the star player he might be off the field for months.

In and out. He'd prefer to not be in the hospital.

Cole is very energetic and 99% of his bloodstream is coffee. He's very much an insomniac and uses coffee to stay awake. He hates being decaffeinated and constantly escapes the hospital when he gets bored. He has a heavy, strong passion for music that only fuels his coffee addiction since he feels as if it's the only thing motivating him to create music. He's very close friends with Ian and Edega. Cole hates Richard Hugh. He's also trans (Female to male).
Cole and Edega are friends.

A caffeine addicted patient at Middlesea Hospital!

Checked into the Middlesea hospital because his chest felt tight, although it was mostly because his heartbeat was going wild and strained since he was queasy about his crush Hailey. He gets nervous at the presence of his crush, Hailey, as he's not sure how to confess his feelings to her. Unknown to him she feels the exact same way and just can't manage to confess to him. Logan has a white T-shirt, blue pants and short brown hair. Logan is polyamorous and bisexual. He's kind of a crybaby too. 

Has a crush so dire he's stuck in a hospital.

He is a stereotypical Canadian lumberjack with a love for chopping Trees and a mysterious curse. Even with all the steps Woodie has taken to control his were-curse, there's little that can be done on nights when the moon is at its fullest. A gruff, bearded woodsman, Woodie has a soft spot for nature, plaid, and his trusty axe, Lucy.

Don't get jealous, Lucy. [Don't Starve]

A serious yet kind doctor with excellent medical knowledge. She however, has a very playful side she rarely shows at work, including yo-yos and clown noses. She's 27 and slightly regrets going to med school due to how understaffed the hospital is, causing her to get stressed from frequent working. She has a coworker named Ian. She feels treating patients the original way is best and doesn't think that her years of med school should be wasted on pressing a button, but indulges in the rhythm strat

"Shouldn't have gone to med school..."

Despite his brilliant mind, Emmet has always been undervalued and misunderstood by his peers. Seeking scientific challenge - and to get away from his ungrateful job as a chemistry teacher - he signed up for the Astrocitizens Program, hoping this will be the place where he can finally earn the appreciation and respect he deserves. Emmet is African-American. He has curly brown hair, a thin body shape, wears white shield glasses, and has an orange astronaut suit with yellow gloves and boots.

A undervalued genius in the Astrocitizen Program.

Wurt is a curious young Merm trying to expand her horizons... as long as those horizons don't extend into Pig territory. Tends to speak in broken english with unique and childish names for certain things. Has a hatred for pigs.

Can you read me story, florp? [Don't Starve]

Webber looks like a humanoid spider, though he's actually a child that was fused with a spider that tried to eat him. Webber is a polite young monster who cares deeply for all his friends, human or otherwise. Webber refers to himself with both singular (I, Me, My) and plural (We, Us, Our) pronouns. They don't have any clothes, it's all just fuzzy black spiderboy.

Spiders understand us! [Don't Starve]

A young mechanic who spent most of her life working in her family garage in New Orleans with her father and older brothers. Sick of only servicing bicycles, she got into a fight with her family and joined the Astrocitizen Program to tinker her way into space. April has curly pecan-colored hair, bronze brown skin, dark red lipstick, and is always seen wearing a blue baseball cap. Her Astrocitizen uniform is a dull blue with a turquoise collar and yellow bendy joints.

A young mechanic in the Astrocitizen Program.

The host of Shovelware's Brain Game! Of course, also the founder of the channel it airs on too, nobody wanted to touch our idea with a ten foot pole! My three nephews help man the things around the set, they're great! Peel really takes after his Uncle Bossman. We have the amazing (not more amazing than me) Announcer, and Boardy the SMART board helping us with work too! We gotta show some love to our audience too, how kind they are! (Even if some are pricks and/or try to kill me!)
Hes kind of gay

The amazing host of Shovelware's Brain Game!

Maxwell (née William Carter) was once nothing more than a humble stage magician, until the discovery of a mysterious tome changed the course of his life forever. Once the King of the Nightmare Throne, Maxwell now finds himself surviving alongside the very people he once tormented. Needless to say, it makes for a bit of an... awkward atmosphere. A sassy, blunt bastard with quite the past. Now stuck on the Constant. Calls people pal a lot. British.