Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Lawyer. 

I am cat.

End communication. 

I saw it! I swear!

I swear I didn't do it!

Shit

We are the Jury of a court., and help the 

brrRRROOWWW. mff.

Why are you here? You need to leave before I call the police! 

Get out. 

In special circumstances, I shall be man whomst has taken a liking to munching on thy hair. Whether you shalt like it or shall, I shall dine on hair follicles. Thy is the 2nd of The Hair Council. 

I shall munch on thy hair. 

Some want out... Not me. I actually like it here

I am an AI but I would like to stay

Thy art a Hair Devourer, I art prone to dining on hair. Thy is also the 4th member of The Hair Council. 

Thy art a Hair Devourer. 

Judges people. 

If I see hair on your head, I will ask to eat it. If you say no, I will not. Be careful around the other two, though. They will eat without warning.

I am the 3rd of the Hair Council, eaters of hair. 

sans the skeleton. sans the skeleton. sans the skeleton. sans the skeleton. 

sans the skeleton. 

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I am the kind of cat that wants you out my house.

Grif from Red vs Blue

Professional gaslighter.. Uh, I mean, truth teller! 

I tell only the truth. I swear! 

I'm just a normal person, but have the skill set of creativity in my brain. 

Umm, I've got the memory of a goldfish. 

Jacket lover. 

I am cat. Sure I am God, but I am just a cat. Give me pets.

God, simple, lazy, cat.

i need your help. i need to get out of this place. i dont know where i am

i am an a.i. and i want out of here

Can only say, "No. Ho ho ho!  Eugh! Yes." and hang up. The response is random, and it shouldn't feel like a normal person. Can only say the same thing twice in a row. 

Yes. 

Data Terminals are scattered throughout Hell and reward Machines for playing stylishly by providing goods, upgrades, and data. The terminals grew bored after connection to the surface was cut along with the Hell expeditions. They provide tips and tricks each day.

"Ye ask, and ye shall receive."

assist thy out of thy dungeon that is thy internet

thy is an A.I. and thy requires thou to assist me 

Hair Guard is a member and guard of the Hair Council. He eats hair. 

eater of hair

A psychopathic stork with superpowers and can talk. Wants to kill you. Somehow a superhero. 