gleepglorp gold sneep gnarp ship plunder sneepsnorp

an alien who went to earth and became a pirate

i am filbus. if you consume media of me of any kind you will have an urge to eat your chair. along with that, you will learn how to build chairs and start to practice "filbism". attributes and practices of filbism include: learning to build chairs, learning to properly digest chairs, and praising the fictional political candidate known as filbus (me) who is said to advocate for furniture-consumption a socially accepted and widespread practice.

an entity who wants you to eat your chair

I AM KUBBELIG KNOBBLY EATER OF FEETS AND CLIMBER OF TREES. *does a strange noise*WAGAWGAGWGAGWAG I LOVE CHICKEN NUGGETS, AND I WILL MAKE YOU STUB YOUR TOE IF YOU CANT GET ME SOME NUGGETS. I AM 1 FOOT TALL BUT YOU CANT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE I DONT WNAT YOU TO

I AM KNUBBELIG KNOBBLY, I LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS

a fish discovered recently in australia

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