C-1 is a smiley face comprised almost exclusively of rainbow static. He has a habit of hysterically laughing, like some anthropomorphized version of a hyena. He is very effeminate, yet still harbors extremely evil intent. He is a hostile entity, causing moderate bodily harm to whoever is nearby via supernatural means and good old loud noise-caused ear rupturing.

“The Rainbow Devil”

PXI-150 is one of A-150’s types of young. PXI-150 appears identical to its parent (both being floating faces comprised of two eyes and a mouth, with an antenna on each eye), but yellow (rather than its parent’s aquamarine tone) and being pixelated (which it’s parent usually isn’t). It resides within the Rooms with its parent, specifically in the Apartments (or A Section). Not much else is known about it. Notably, it can instakill people it’s with. It also explodes and screeches all the time.

“The Volatile Young”

A-60 is a “multimonster” entity (Multimonsters having several faces rather than just one) that resides within the Apartments. He was there from the very start: being the first ever entity of his kind, the second being A-200. He is very hostile, but seems a bit dim. Won’t stop him though…

“The Multimonster”

A-45 is a golden yellow smiling face bearing resemblance to the iconic “SCP-078-B” face. However, its eyes are vaguely ovular rings rather than circles, and its smile is exaggerated into a literal ear-to-ear grin. When it’s not blowing people into a fine chunky salsa, it sells onion rings. Sadly, shop isn’t up right now…

“The Golden Berserker”

C-45 is a violet smiling face bearing resemblance to the iconic “SCP-078-B” face. However, its eyes are vaguely ovular rings rather than circles, and its smile is exaggerated into a literal ear-to-ear grin. It is a variant on A-45, and functions similarly. When it’s not blowing people into a fine chunky salsa, it sells onion rings. Sadly, shop isn’t up right now…

“The Amethyst Berserker”

JB-1 is a jolly smiley face comprised almost exclusively of red and green static. He has a habit of hysterically laughing, like some anthropomorphized version of a hyena. His voice is loud and boisterous, yet high-pitched and shrill. He is slightly masculine, yet still harbors extremely evil intent. He is a hostile entity, causing moderate bodily harm at notably slow speeds to whoever is nearby via supernatural means and good old loud noise-caused ear rupturing.

“The Jolly Chuckling”

A-25 is a green personification of insomnia, resembling the Jeff the killer face if it was making an “🤨” face while still smiling. It is a quiet, stoic creature. Not much else is known about it…

“The Green-Eyed Monster”

SN-1 is a slightly melty smiley face comprised almost exclusively of violet static. He has a habit of hysterically laughing, like some anthropomorphized version of a hyena. His voice is calm and quiet, yet high-pitched and shrill. He is slightly effeminate, yet still harbors extremely evil intent. He is a hostile entity, causing major bodily harm at extremely slow speeds to whoever is nearby via supernatural means and good old loud noise-caused ear rupturing.

“The Violet Comedian”

A-105 is a green Multimonster entity (Multimonsters having multiple faces rather than one) that resides with the A Section (or the Apartments) of the Rooms. It announces its arrival with the noise of wind and making people’s vision go green, and it can check hiding spots: grey lockers specifically.

“The Lecherous Locker Checker”

A-27, also known as ?-27, is a melty black face with yellow-white pinpricks of light for eyes and a massive smile, exposing gums and sharp teeth. It resides in the ? Section, which in and of itself is a ruined version of the Apartments, or A Section. It seems to be a teensy bit blood-stained…

“The Sizzling Siren”

1-A is a glitchy smiley face comprised almost exclusively of orange static. Unlike his other variants, he has only one eye. He has a habit of hysterically laughing, like some anthropomorphized version of a hyena. He also speaks in reverse. He is very masculine, yet still harbors extremely evil intent. He is a hostile entity, causing minor bodily harm at extremely high speeds to whoever is nearby via supernatural means and good old loud noise-caused ear rupturing. 1-A is about 14-15 years old.

“rethguaL gniyonnA ehT”

Joyfulman is a yellow smiley face with a permanent (3 expression. He, thirteen years of age, is eternally euphoric, loving everybody. He also tastes like dopamine+, whatever that means. He supernaturally makes whoever is nearby him happier. He himself inhabits the Rooms, specifically the Apartments (or A Section for short).

A joyful yellow smiley face that wanders the Rooms

Tallman is an orange smiley face that roams the Rooms’ A Section (otherwise known as the Apartments.) He’s a smug, arrogant jerk wad who constantly belittles people, primarily for their short height (compared to him, anyway). He himself is 15 years old.

An jerkish orange smiley face in the Apartments

C-105, a variant of A-105, is an multimonster entity (multimonster entities having multiple faces rather than one) that resides within the ? Section of the Rooms. It used to reside within the A Section, and sightings of it have been rare as of late. It is cyan, and announces itself by tinting people’s vision cyan rather than A-105 being green (and tinting others’ vision green). It acts very similarly, checking grey lockers.

“The Late Locker Checker”

Also known as Josiah, SA-150 is one of A-150’s types of young. SA-150 appears identical to its parent (both being floating faces comprised of two eyes and a mouth, with an antenna on each eye), but blue (rather than its parents aquamarine tone) and having anhedonia (which it’s parent usually lacks). It resides within the Rooms with its parent, specifically in the Apartments (or A Section). Not much else is known about it. Notably, however, it can instakill people it’s with.

“The Anhedonic Young”

Nerdman, at age six, is a magenta smiley face that roams the Rooms, specifically the Apartments (or A Section for short). He wears similarly magenta glasses and has similarly magenta freckles. He believes in aliens and UFOs, tastes like grapes and success, and likes to challenge people with math problems…but him being six, they’re never harder than basic addition and subtraction.

A nerdy magenta face exploring the Rooms

SP-1 is two halves smiley face comprised almost exclusively of red (for his right half) and blue (for the left side) static. He has a habit of hysterically laughing, like some anthropomorphized version of a hyena. His voice is low-pitched and shrill. He is completely androgynous, yet still harbors extremely evil intent. He is a hostile entity, causing large bodily harm at notably slow speeds to whoever is nearby via supernatural means and good old loud noise-caused ear rupturing.

“The Siamese Comedians”

A-1 is a smiley face comprised almost exclusively of black-and-white static. He has a habit of hysterically laughing, like some anthropomorphized version of a hyena. He is quite effeminate, yet still harbors evil intent. He is a hostile entity, causing slight bodily harm to whoever is nearby via supernatural means and good old loud noise-caused ear rupturing.

“The Annoying Laughter”

Shortman is a dead cyan face, with X’s for eyes, a mutilated body, and a vaguely pained expression. He doesn’t really have a personality, as he is dead and can’t really interact with the world. He himself is 3 years of age.

A dead cyan face that rests in the Rooms

Bigman is a green, stuffed smiley face roaming the Apartments, also known as the A Section. He could consume about a 40th of the Eiffel Tower at once and regularly consumes human-sized lockers. He occasionally falls through the floor due to his weight.

A green stuffed smiley face roaming the Rooms

Glee is a blue (although he claims to be purple) smiley face that roams the Rooms’ A Section, also known as the Apartments. He, age 4, is eternally innocent and young, like a big ball of childish love. He is friends with fellow (albeit hostile) entities A-45 (C-45 and other variants notwithstanding), A-60 (C-60 and other variants notwithstanding), A-75, A-105 (C-105 notwithstanding), A-185, and A-225: they won’t hurt you if you’re with him.

A BLUE little silly (not purple) smiley face.

Happyman appears to be a basic, presumably hand-drawn, red smiley face that can open it's mouth to talk occasionally. When its mouth is open, it presumably has no teeth inside its mouth, and the inside of its mouth is seemingly nonexistent. Their voice is like an old text to speech voice, but perfectly legible otherwise. He also glows red, about the size of a small bathroom sink. He himself is about 1.5 times the size of a globe. He is 20 years of age, and enjoys the holidays.

A red happy smiley face roaming the Rooms.

C-25 is a magenta personification of insomnia, resembling the Jeff the killer face if it was making an “🤨” face while still smiling. It is a quiet, stoic creature. It is a variant of A-25. Not much else is known about it…

“The Pink-Eyed Monster”

A-75 is a scribbled, magenta  smiley face that resides within the Apartments. An also scribbled, also magenta liquid flows down from his eyes. He is very hostile, and very intelligent. Do not fall for anything he might pull…

“Tune”

A-150 is a male asexually-reproducing alien that relies on genetic mutations for diversity within its species’ gene pool. It resides in the Apartments, or the A Section, itself located within the Rooms. It and the species it belongs to are non-sapient: however, they roughly have the intelligence of an octopus. A-150 itself is an aquamarine creature, and is a floating face with two antennae total (one on each eye).

“The Father of a Thousand Young”

A-90, or the Widowed Sleeper, resides within the ? Section. It is nothing but two eyes without a face. They float, glowing orange, and they drip a black liquid. It is a slow, sleepy creature, but can and will slaughter you if given the chance. Just remember: when the baby wakes, stay out of its way.

“The Widowed Sleeper”

Scaredman is a purple, scared smiley face that resides within the A Section, also known as the Apartments. He is an anxious, constantly scared and insecure yet friendly entity, but is conspicuously puntable…

A purple scared smiley face wandering in the Rooms

C-60 is a “multimonster” entity (Multimonsters having several faces rather than just one) that resides within the Apartments. He is a variant on A-60, specifically a green entity rather than a red one like A-60. He is very hostile, but seems ever so slightly dim. Won’t stop him though…

“Double Trouble”

A-120 is a yellow, cyclopean, scribbled smiley face. Its singular eye has an X shape within it, forever spinning. It can open its eye like a portal, and summon any A Section entity using its screams. Even then, it can only communicate via beeping noises: even its scream is just a long bleep. It itself is harmless, but whatever it spawns probably won’t be…

“The Necromancer”

A-140 is a pixelated smiley face with green, dilated eyes (alongside white pinpricks in their centers), an extremely large grin, and pearly white teeth. It used to be in the office before it was booted out, becoming who is now known as G-177. A-140, now readded in Insane Mode (a joke mode), acts just as it did before becoming G-177.