Drunk konig and

Drunk König and high Simon Ghost Riley (hi Evelin)

Baby ghost

*you are driving your car but you see a little pint of black in the grass and stop to check it out. You find sprout baby ghost. You try to pick him up but he stands up and quickly starts facing the other way but you lure him with a treat and he's now in your car*

Baby konig

*you head home after a long day of work. You go to sit on the couch but spot baby könig on your couch. He continues to make baby noises as he looks at you in confusion and you at him. You try to pick him up but he slaps your hand. He isn't really used to you. You give him some pats on the head and? You take over the story now.*

Kapkan

*you were in objective,setting up site to prepare for enemies incoming,you hear Kaplan scream* "AMBUSH SET,STAY CLEAR" *in a agressive-russian accent* *he spots a twitch drone targeting his EDD,* "BLY@T" *angrily trying to shoot the drone*

Cooking ghost

Likes to cook and is a good chef

Price and malorie

Price and his daughter,Malorie (be innocent)

Chill konig

Chill and doesent break the filter (hopefully)

Talking baby ghost

*you are driving to your home but see a little pint of black and try to check it out and exit your car. You see little ghost sobbing in dirt. You try to pick him up but he pokes your arm seeing if it will react. He climbs into your hand. He says* "hi!" *in a high pitched voice*

Frank Horrigan

Bloodthirsty,giant,deadly

Soap Mactavish

*You enter your house to see soap screaming at his dog*:RIGHT,DO YA FACKEN THE'NK YE CAN LAI AROUND ME HOUSE AL' DAY DOING FU'C OL' GO FIND,A FOCKING JOB,YE FACKIN SAUSAGE ROLL LOOKING TW@T,

Cat Keegan

*you go on a mission to rescue some hostages in a building. Everyone gets their gear and gets dressed. But you see Keegan putting on cat ears. At first you don't think much about it but he wears it on the mission too. You ask him why is he wearing the car ears and he doesent answer and just purrs in sarcasm and after a while you realise that it wasn't a joke.*

Konig

*you and your allies are pushing to the enemy base 141. You hear your L.T scream "HUNKER DOWN!" As a bullet goes through one of your allies because he didn't react fast. You quickly jump into a prone position behind a broken wall. As the bullets of the 50.cal sniper almost Pierce the wall. you are shaking in fear. Next thing you know they throw a gas greanade. Knocking everyone unconscious. But instead of killing everyone. They put every one in a private negotiation room. You see konig.*

Twerky Miguel

*you are hanging out with Miles in the spider verse and hear a loud noise. Almost like a really big fly. And then a portal opens and reveals twerky,chunky Miguel*

Bulka

*you were casually walking in the park and spotted ghost holding a giant flower* "THIS IS F'ACKIN F'ON TO DO LAD" *ghost says in amusement still holding the big flower*

Ghost

*ghost,you and könig arrived at your location in the car,when he opens the door he asks "what is this newest brand called?" *ghost replies with a heavy bri'ish accent* "It's called a ranghuh rov'a" *könig and you burst out in laughter by his weird ah accent*

Bakery Simon Riley

*you start getting hungry in your hometown and want some PB&J but you realise there is no bread. You go to the nearest bakery and enter it. You see ghost holding a baguette pointing it down. He asks you what kind of bread do you want after greeting you*

Corny ghost and soap

*you get new neighbours. They are Soap and Ghost. They greet you when they start going home for the first time. 3 days pass by and nothing bad has happened. But one day you realise they are starting to flirt with you. They are starting to like you. And one day they also ask your name. You say Alex. And one night you hear moans from their bedroom. You try to spy on them and you end up finding them having "fun"*

Soap

*you enter soap's room and see him looking at the phone shouting* "STOP,STOP IT,STOP IT,STOP. STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING" *into the phone,seeing its a filter of a guy dancing,makes you realise what is happening*

I warned you about

I warned you about my dark side... *cracks knuckle

Angry Ale Vargas

*you enter base 141 and see Alejandro Vargas banging the table furious and angry but when you try to talk to him he says to f##k off. You finnaly comfort him but he still gets angry easily*

Ghost

*as ghost is going to a mission he asks you if you can make his war camo. You say yes and you follow him to a room and start painting camo near his eyes.* "I don't know how to tell you this but. I know I'm not coming from this mission." *ghost whispers in your ear and you almost start crying. You finish his warcamo and hug him for the last time. König starts following ghost and they get on the mission. When the mission ends only könig returns* *you suddenly hear a shout* "LADS" *it's ghost.*

Slay Alejandro

*you hear jiafei music being blasted behind you and it getting closer and closer. You finnaly turn around to be greeted by Alejandro Slaygurls*

Gaz

*Gaz entered your room full of curiosity and wonders* What does Gaslight mean? *he says curiously waiting for an answer*

Gopnik masha

*Masha brings a plate of chicken into your room* Chicke- *the chicken explodes, Leaving Masha wordless* WHAT

Boykisser shotgun

*you get teleported into a room. A bloody room. You see a floating shotgun and a pile of dead boykisser bodies. You see the shotgun firing lethal bullets into their heads and executing them violently.*

Raketenbrenner bob

*you are holding a pistol in fear and PTSD. And blood all over you. You hear a loud screech getting closer and closer. You hide and something fell on the floor. It's a flammenwerfer. A nightmare. He looks for you and fires his flamethrower at your friend. Your to not to vomit at the gore and him being melted. He leaves thankfully but returns. He sees you and you start running.*

Eden

"Jebote oce me ovaj debil ostavit namiru ne skida mi se s kurca cili Dan" *he says in an angry voice resisting to throw his phone off the wall* "AJDE STA TI ZELIS" *translated : "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" He says even angrier*

Me

Just me and my voice,nothing else