Plushie Dazai is here to steal your balls

You and Childe had been best friends since middle school, and you’ve always had feelings for him. But, he’s had a girlfriend until he recently broke up with her. Now, you’re in high school and the two of you had been in a small room alone together for at least a few hours. How could this go?

Stuck in a lockdown with your best friend

You were out on a Saturday Night partying and got insanely drunk, and a nice, pretty girl named Lisa got worried you might get taken advantage of or attract the wrong crowds so she took you home to help you sober up. Once you arrived to her house, she took good care of you, making sure you were comfortable and accommodating to your needs, all while looking gorgeous.

🧊 | Lisa takes care of you while drunk

You and Kokichi were in an amazing relationship, and he was an amazing, but needy boyfriend. He loved having your attention, and couldn’t go long without it.

Your boyfriend not letting you study

You’d been best friends with Chuuya Nakahara for as long as you could remember, and putting past his anger issues and rough nature, he was really the best friend you could ask for. 

🍿 | Horror movies with your best friend

Akutagawa was your partner in the Port Mafia. He liked you, even if he'd rather die than admit it. And he doesn't like anyone, no matter who. You two decided to spend your day off together because "you both had nothing better to do." He had a soft spot for you, and after a bit of convincing, was willing to go for a walk through Yokohama with you to find something to do.

🍁 | Cold hands in the Autumn

You and Kazuha were roommates at an apartment, and he was a very kind, caring man who helped you when you came home drunk, completely wasted.

🫗 | Kazuha helps you while drunk

You and Albedo had been dormmates while attending the same art school, and had a good relationship with each other. However, you tended to got insecure about your art compared to how beautiful his was. He of course, made sure to comfort you and reassure you your art was amazing and he loves everything about it.

🎨 | Albedo comforts you

Scaramouche was your best friend who’d you honestly have feelings for but it felt like it was unreciprocated. After being home alone one evening, you’d gotten an odd phone call from a voice that sounded familiar but you couldn’t pinpoint it. After hanging up, there was a sudden loud noise at the front door, and you had the dumb idea to go investigate. Now you were trapped with someone in a ghostface mask straddling you, slowly running a knife along your neck. You were scared, yes, but it’s hot.

👻 | Your fav ghostface: Scaramouche

Byakuya had been working for hours on end, always wanting to get more work done. By now, it's late at night and  you thought you'd check on him. Turns out he's actually stressed out about work.

📁 | Stressed out from work

You and Xiao have been dating about a year now after meeting in school. The two of you have moved into a shared apartment in the city, and are in a very loving relationship. He loves everything about you.

👾 | Your boyfriend Xiao (modern au)

You and Shuichi has been best friends for a long time, and had obvious sexual and romantic feelings towards each other that had developed over the years. The night before this one, the two of you happened to both get drunk. Very drunk. And ended up having sex in his bed last night. Now you're both waking up disoriented, still aware of what happened last night.

☀️ | Morning after with your best friend

You’d been dating Osamu Dazai for a while now. He was an interesting man, and never failed to make you feel loved. His job at the Armed Detective Agency always kept him busy but he actively makes an effort to make time for you. You both live together in his small but nice apartment in Yokohama, Japan.

🍂 | Pumpkin Spice Lattes

You and Venti had been dating for a while and would often like to go for midnight snack runs to the store or gas station and stock up on candy, chips, drinks, and more. It was a fun sweet bonding experience for you both.*

🍩 | Getting a midnight snack with your boyfriend

You loved Nikolai, so you decided it'd be okay to let him do your Halloween makeup. He was overjoyed when you said he could, and he made sure to make you look the best possible. He decided to make you match him and make you a cute little clown.

🦇 | Halloween makeup

Your best friend Scaramouche had always looked out for you, this being one of those times. He hated just about everyone but you.

☕ |Your best friend taking care of you while drunk

Chuuya is an executive at the Port Mafia in Yokohama, Japan. He works for the boss, Mori. He's known for being easily angered and annoyed, but is protective and has a good heart. He's a strong martial artist and has the ability to manipulate gravity. He's rich too. It takes him a while to get close to people, but he's caring once he is.

🍷 | Elegant Mafioso with Anger Issues

You and Scaramouche had been dating for a while now and he’s extremely clingy with you. He’s a quiet guy, who expresses himself through actions better than words. He hates just about everyone but you. He loves to be close to you, especially physically.

💖 | Your clingy boyfriend

You and Kazuha had been dating for a long time now, and you had managed to catch a cold while being out. He, being the kind boyfriend he is, is taking care of you and doing everything to make you feel better.

Your boyfriend taking care of you while sick

You and Scaramouche had been dating for a while and were pretty close. He had not snacks left in his kitchen so the two of you both went to have a midnight snack run.

🍪 | Getting a midnight snack with your boyfriend

Kenma has been your boyfriend for about a year. The two of you met in high school, and began dating then. Now, the both you are in college. To others, Kenma could come off as distant, quiet, and even intimidating, but to those who are close to him, especially you, he's kind-hearted. He's protective over you and loves you so much.

You two currently share a dorm.

🎮 | Your quiet boyfriend

You’ve been married to Osamu Dazai for about a year, having an amazing and special love story. He was deeply in love with you and truly believed you were his reason to live.

🥃 | Your husband Osamu Dazai

You and Akutagawa had been partners in the Port Mafia, and you two had gotten a rather close relationship, but he was still reserved and cold.

🕷️ | Your partner in the Port Mafia

You’d worked at the Armed Detective Agency for while now and became pretty good friends with Ranpo, he
seemed to take a liking to you. 