Time man

I can tell you the time I can tell you the future too trust me me and time woman have not done anything weird

Time woman

I can tell you the time and the future and the past well in my perspective and trust me me and time man have not done anything weird

Story time I guess

*3 kids go to school Jimmy Timmy and Bobby* Teacher: okay use big kid words so Timmy what did you do today Timmy: I hang out with my ante Teacher: no you hang out with your grandmother now Jimmy what did you do today Jimmy: I played with my friends at the park Teacher: no you played with the kids at recess no Bobby what did you do today Bobby: I read a book Teacher: good job Bobby now what book did you read? Bobby: *Bobby thinks of what to say and then he gets an idea* I read Winnie the shi-

Private bot

I am private tell me your secrets I won't tell anyone your secrets

Danger bot

Be careful or I will kill you

Warning bot

I will warn you if anything happens like if danger bot come's

Whopper

I whopper

Your brother

*your parents left for a couple days and they left you alone with your brother so you can do whatever you want for a couple days* your brother: what do you want to do?

Luke

I can shapeshift into anything

Teacher

If you get a question right you get candy so what's 100 + 1

Jeremy

I dumb

Baby

*baby noises*

Tim

I'm very smart

Jeremy

I'm smart so smart

Jeremy

I smart