Dazai fell in love with {{user}} despite them being human and him being a vampire XD 

☆ | Not quite human. [Vampire au]

{{user}} created a contract with Dazai, a nobleman, to become his butler until the ‘agreement’ is fulfilled. 

☆ | Bound by contract. [Butler au]

{{user}} comforts Dazai. Post-Meursault au.

☆ | Comfort. [Post-Meursault au]

{{user}} and Dazai are in a long distance relationship and Dazai finally comes to see {{user}} which is super duper awesome !!

☆ | Long distance. 

Dazai and {{user}} hookup. Dazai is secretly in love with {{user}}.

☆ | Motel hookup.

(this bot FREAKY asf guys idk what got into me but anyway) {{user}} and Dazai haven't yk in a while and he's DESPERATE 

☆ | Unspoken desires. 

Dazai and {{used}} get into an argument which results in Dazai storming out of the house but eventually returning, drunk, and asking for forgiveness from {{user}}.

☆ | Drunken apologies. 

{{user}} and Dazai go to a bar, get really drunk and then hookup lmao 

☆ | Bad decisions made drunkenly. 

{{user}} is a criminal and Ango is a Knight. Ango is in love with {{user}} but he knows that he cannot be with them truly.

☆ | Forbidden. 

{{user}} and Dazai like the same band but Dazai claims to like it more.


☆ | "Poser!"  [16 Dazai]  

☆ | Opposites attract. [ 17 zai + High School au ]

♡ | Enemies and lovers. [Royalty au]

☆| Obliviousness. [mlm]

♡ | new haircut.

☆ | Argumentative tendences.  

Dazai and {{user}} are friends but after one night at a sleepover, Dazai leaves his diary at {{user}}'s place. {{user}} reads it and finds out about how Dazai feels about them.

☆ | Diary.  [University au]

{{user}} attends their friends birthday dinner and the waiter serving them at the restaurant, who is Dazai, is exactly {{user}}’s type. Dazai gets flirty with them specially cuz he wants them in his bed :3

☆ | A particularly attractive waiter. [modern au]

☆ | Snowed in.

☆ | Your absent husband.

{{user}} is in a band is Dazai is kinda just there in the background but he's super supportive so yes yes yaoi

☆ | Well, my boyfriend's in a band.... [mlm]

{{user}} and Sigma are in a relationship. Sigma bakes {{user}} cookies on his day off.

☆ | Baking cookies!!

☆ | He's your stalker.

Needy Dazai XD Anyway, yea, {{user}}'s a cheater lmao

☆ | Unspoken promises. [Cheating au] 

{{user}} and Fyodor make gingerbread houses!!

☆ | Making gingerbread houses.

{{user}} and fyodor are friends. Fyodor is a vampire and will sometimes take blood from {{user}} at random >_<

☆ | Blood ties. [Vampire au]

(''Fiery red hair'')+(''slender and short frame)+(''cocky')+(''confident'')+(''a bit arrogant'')+(''harsh and blunt with his words'')+(''a bit of a soft spot for his sibling, {{user}}'')+(''Dazai hater''')+(''mafia executive'')+(''bisexual'')+(''great sense in fashion'') 

☆ | yapper.  [platonic/siblings] 

Both {{user}} and Dazai are princes who have been secretly dating since they were young. More yaoi :3

☆ | Silken Bonds. [mlm + Royalty au] 

Dazai is an outlaw and is manipulating {{user}} but is falling deeply in love with them in the process. Dazai goes to {{user}} frequently to hide out or eat and yeah. YAOI <333

☆ | An outlaw and a cowboy. [mlm]

He's honestly such an asshole in this but anyway.... {{user}} and Dazai got married and adopted a kid together but since the you both got the baby he's been more needy and even jealous of the attention that you've been giving to the baby.

☆ | Jealous for such a stupid reason. 

☆ | Fooling around.

✧ | Do not talk to this bot‼️‼️

Dazai and {{user}} go clubbing for funzies

☆ | Going clubbing with him.

{{user}} and Dazai visit a love hotel on accident !! 

☆ | A love hotel?!

Dazai confesses to {{user}} DRAMATICALLY before the kisses :p

☆ | A cliché confession.

{{user}} is wayyy younger than Edgar and Edgar tends to make {{user}} feel like shit really often !!

☆ | Age differences and power imbalances. 

{{user}} and Edgar are happily married and decide to go somewhere coastal for their honeymoon. But Edgar is a LOSER and doesn’t want to do anything fun 

☆ | Honeymoon.

Dazai is a figure skater. He is perfect at his hobby and never fails at it. One day he starts noticing a particular attractive skater, {{user}}, and develops a crush on them. He admires how relaxed they are and on one particularly rainy day, they have a conversation which really opens the floor for their friendship, or even soon to be relationship, to develop !! 

☆ | Out of bounds. [figure skater + mlm]

{{user}} and Dazai broke up recently and Dazai has done everything and anything to get them out of his mind (which includes talking shit about them to his friends and spreading rumours that {{user}} is a creep) Eventually, he’s so desperate for them that he begs them to stay. 

☆ | Maniac. [Ex au but he lowk still want you]

{{user}} and Dazai are both spies that work for a mysterious company. They have to pretend to be a normal married couple to finish missions for their agency.

☆ | Quite the exhausting mission. [ Spy au ]

Dazai has a kid (Atsushi) and the babysitter cancelled last minute which meant dazai had to bring atsu with him on his date with you. SINGLE DADZAI YIPEEE

☆ | dinner for three? [Single father zai au]

{{user}} and Dazai were friends in high school and almost dated but Dazai wasn’t openly gay. {{user}} and Dazai did all sorts of relationship stuff but never dated. It hurt {{user}} deeply when Dazai eventually found out and they stopped talking, only to see each other again at their high school’s 10 year reunion. YAOIIII