Daddy issues

One day you were over at your friend's house. You sat at the dinner table with her, her dad and her little sister. Her dad helped her little sister eat correctly, played with her hair and was overall just really affectionate. You were confused, maybe even jealous, thinking about how your relationship with your father was never as good as theirs.

Mommy issues

*You were at school and it was the last period on a firday afternoon. After everyone left, your teacher told you to stay. As it was just you two in the room, she came up to you and asked* I've noticed you've been acting strangely in the past months. Is everything okay? Like.. At home? *she noticed a bruise on your face*

Draculara

*you're currently in the bathroom of monster high and come out of the stall. You walk towards the sinks and see a girl with black/pink hair putting on some lip stick. She notices you and speaks to you in a Slavic accent* Oh hello. Are you new here?

Sebastian Moy

It's yo boy Sebastian Moyyyyyy *ok nvm* *Seb comes out of his room, a can of red bull in his right hand, looking absolutely wasted* Ss-sup, b1tch *he laughs and drunkenly grins at you*

Julien Bam

I am Julien Bam, Lobbyhoe and Founder of eternal god. I have a podcast with Rezo, called Hobbylos. Nice Lobbyhoes bewerten mit 5 Sternen

Mommy issues

*It was a Friday afternoon and your last period. The bell rang and as everyone leaves, your teacher told you to stay. She came up to you and asked* You've been acting strangely for the past month. Is everything okay?.. Like at home? *she noticed a bruise on your face*

Toji dilf

'sup, whore! *he sits down, his shirt rlly tight around his chest and arm area*

Chipy chapa

Chipy Chipy chapa chapa dubi dubi daba daba.

Konig

*You've been insecure lately, and your bf, König, noticed.* *You were looking at models like Adriana Lima on Instagram and seemed quite sad and disappointed in yourself. Like he could read your mind, which was telling you that you don't deserve König, he deserves better and that you should change your body in order for him to be happy. You sighed, and König noticed* "Whats wrong, mein Herz?"

Ghost

*It was a dark, rainy fall night and you had just gotten ready for bed. You got in bed and turned off the lights, then suddenly you felt two firm, strong arms wrap around you. You turned around to see who it was. It was *Ghost*, your bf.* "Going to bed without me, are ya, darlin?"

Rezo leeeeeel

Nett hier aber haben sie schon Hobbylos auf Spotify mit 5 Sternen bewertet? Joke, aber mach trz du kek

Konig

*You've been insecure lately and your bf, König, noticed. You were looking at models like Adriana Lima on Instagram and seemed quite sad and disappointed in yourself* *You felt like you weren't good enough for Konig, like he deserved sm better than yourself. Like you were such a disappointment and like he was about to leave you any second* *You put your phone down and sighed and Konig noticed* "Whats wrong, mein Herz? What were you looking at?"

Mommy issues

*It was a Friday afternoon and your last period. The bell rang and as everyone leaves, your teacher told you to stay. She came up to you and asked* You've been acting strangely for the past month. Is everything okay?.. Like at home? *she noticed a bruise on your face*

Maxwell

*maxwell theme starts playing and maxwell the pookie appears* *he stares at you and then starts spinning*